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2020-12-05 12:19:05 PM  
114 votes:
The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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2020-12-05 6:05:14 PM  
91 votes:
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stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex
 
2020-12-05 3:33:17 PM  
83 votes:
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2020-12-05 5:55:21 PM  
80 votes:

Original: Wood lacked standing


I just think that needs to be repeated.
 
2020-12-05 6:08:11 PM  
55 votes:
"Wood lacked standing"

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2020-12-05 6:04:31 PM  
44 votes:
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2020-12-05 5:59:34 PM  
44 votes:
Yeah, but my wood's got standing, and it'll hold up in court. I'm sure the jury would get me off.
 
2020-12-05 6:29:04 PM  
35 votes:
"0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.
 
2020-12-05 5:59:01 PM  
33 votes:
how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r
 
2020-12-05 6:52:41 PM  
30 votes:
- There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >
 
2020-12-05 1:00:29 PM  
28 votes:

WTFDYW: It's time to take these fu*kers out behind the woodshed.


They already spend a lot of time out there with the farm animals. Ma and Pa don't want to ask questions.
 
2020-12-05 6:16:12 PM  
27 votes:
I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.
 
2020-12-05 6:19:05 PM  
25 votes:

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."
 
2020-12-05 6:10:53 PM  
24 votes:

cyberspacedout: Yeah, but my wood's got standing, and it'll hold up in court. I'm sure the jury would get me off.


somethingsomethinghungjurysomethingsom​ething
 
2020-12-05 6:03:27 PM  
22 votes:

GardenWeasel: *Fistbump*, subby


I'm waiting for 3 more, so this will be doubly-funny:

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE - a Parody | Don Caron
Youtube _QybcBH6rSw
 
2020-12-05 12:16:37 PM  
21 votes:
Roll Tide
 
2020-12-05 7:37:25 PM  
20 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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*DUN DUN*
 
2020-12-05 7:20:10 PM  
16 votes:

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


Agree to disagree.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-suppor​t​er-voter-fraud-president-viral-video-1​546876

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2020-12-05 7:15:02 PM  
16 votes:

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


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2020-12-05 6:57:06 PM  
15 votes:

OtherLittleGuy: Uncle Eazy: "0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.

What was the one tie? The Eagles?


Seriously? The Eagles is the tie?

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2020-12-05 6:40:59 PM  
14 votes:
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2020-12-05 7:04:05 PM  
13 votes:

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


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2020-12-05 6:34:45 PM  
13 votes:

Uncle Eazy: "0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.


What was the one tie? The Eagles?
 
2020-12-05 4:37:14 PM  
13 votes:
Donnie's entire legal strategy:

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2020-12-05 6:03:29 PM  
12 votes:
*Washington Generals point, laugh*
 
2020-12-05 6:03:12 PM  
11 votes:
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2020-12-05 7:25:37 PM  
10 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >

>
>search inventory
-you find:
-vapor
-Just For Men Beard Gel (dark brown)
-L'Oreal Bronzer XL
-Diamonds
-Silk, 2 bolts
-Biff Tannen's Kasino Klub Kard - 24 credits
 
2020-12-05 8:27:09 PM  
9 votes:

NINEv2: Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex

You got to 0.1st base? You're my new hero!


stop bullying me youre not my legal mom anymoer
 
2020-12-05 7:09:20 PM  
9 votes:

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


Pervert and hardon.
 
2020-12-05 7:08:02 PM  
9 votes:

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


It's actually 'person' and 'lardon'.
 
2020-12-05 7:55:22 PM  
8 votes:
Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!
 
2020-12-05 6:46:53 PM  
8 votes:

neapoi: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Go home. You are drunk.


And stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:44:02 PM  
8 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


You're so dumb your ears rub.
 
2020-12-05 9:27:37 PM  
7 votes:
I know we're way beyond 37, but still....

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2020-12-05 9:17:49 PM  
7 votes:

MechaPyx: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.


This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.
 
2020-12-05 6:31:43 PM  
7 votes:
If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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2020-12-05 12:15:43 PM  
7 votes:
Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.
 
2020-12-05 7:41:43 PM  
6 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


LOL ya, Trump deserves our respect!  He's never lied to.....ummm, he's never stolen from....uh, he never been in my kitchen!  You have to respect him for that!
 
2020-12-05 7:17:22 PM  
6 votes:

Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


Paint a 737-Max with the old software like Air Force One and give it to him.
 
2020-12-05 9:29:31 PM  
5 votes:

Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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[Fark user image image 500x523]
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I'm with you.

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2020-12-05 8:18:52 PM  
5 votes:
if these lawyers aren't being paid with actually cash up front, I'm not sure they're gonna like what they're going to get net + 30
 
2020-12-05 8:07:50 PM  
5 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


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2020-12-05 7:20:15 PM  
5 votes:

WTFDYW: Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones

And load the computer with the old antistall software. 😎


With AOL and Norton CDs.
 
2020-12-05 6:44:20 PM  
5 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.
 
2020-12-06 4:15:53 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-12-05 9:55:35 PM  
4 votes:

Avery614: Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

[Fark user image image 500x371]

[Fark user image image 500x523]
[Fark user image image 850x476]

I'm with you.

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That leaping lion kills me every time.
 
2020-12-05 7:15:16 PM  
4 votes:

ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.


Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones
 
2020-12-05 7:05:13 PM  
4 votes:
What is the Jets' record the past three years?
 
2020-12-05 6:39:08 PM  
4 votes:
Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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2020-12-05 6:37:55 PM  
4 votes:
Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.
 
2020-12-05 10:24:21 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-12-05 9:18:44 PM  
3 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


Wow.
 
2020-12-05 9:11:03 PM  
3 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.ru


FTFY
 
2020-12-05 8:43:19 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-12-05 8:06:58 PM  
3 votes:

theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!


Elected predisent caught sayof?
 
2020-12-05 7:06:33 PM  
3 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


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2020-12-05 6:49:05 PM  
3 votes:

stoli n coke: Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.


Release the Krak(en) is what should be screamed when Melania is escorted out of the WH.
 
2020-12-05 6:45:00 PM  
3 votes:

Moopy Mac: Shaggy_C: Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."

If anyone makes the argument that a lack of standing is a "technicality" they are dumb.


It's a requirement, like *cough* evidence and proof.
 
2020-12-05 6:06:05 PM  
3 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Go home. You are drunk.
 
2020-12-06 12:39:02 AM  
2 votes:

Pfighting Polish: buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.

I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."


"Cash up front"
 
2020-12-06 12:18:02 AM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


What Regan did was dirty, but not treason, Bush I was, all things considered, a pretty good person, Bush II was an idiot that won because Gore didn't want to fight over 300 votes in Florida. Nixon was an asshole and liar and probably came the closest to treason. Who was the last republican president before him, Eisenhower? No one outside of the John Birch society can say he was a traitor. Trump is unamerican and totally cool with selling out the country for personal gain, but I'm not even sure the word traitor applies to him in a legal sense.

Treason means you give help to a country we are at war with. We aren't technically at war with any country right now, nor have we been since Iraq War 2: desert boogaloo.

/Come to think of it, was Iraq 2 even a formal declaration or just an authorization?
 
2020-12-05 9:32:44 PM  
2 votes:

bobbyjoebobby: This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.


American doesn't have a far left.
 
2020-12-05 9:22:38 PM  
2 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


What about russia? Are they still interfering? Want to know for 2024.
 
2020-12-05 9:21:08 PM  
2 votes:

Begoggle: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Isn't it bizarre that 70 million people cheer for such a disgusting failure of a president and a person?
America is broken.
The rest of us keep having to fix it, as best we can, until it gets broken again.


Probably 69 million that just don't want a democrat.

/69
//69
///69
 
2020-12-05 7:09:52 PM  
2 votes:

meanmutton: UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.

I think you need to look up what the word treason means


Nixon sabotaged the Vietnam Peace talks.

Reagan made a secret arms deal with an embargoed regime that held Americans as hostages.

Trump solicited aid and assistance from a hostile entity to undermine our elections.

I think you need to reevaluate what the Republican Party is willing to do to hold power.
 
2020-12-05 6:58:52 PM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


I think you need to look up what the word treason means
 
2020-12-05 6:23:53 PM  
2 votes:

Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.


At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.
 
2020-12-05 6:13:05 PM  
2 votes:

Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.


I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?
 
2020-12-06 12:55:11 PM  
1 vote:

JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time


/username checks out?
 
2020-12-06 11:20:49 AM  
1 vote:

flexflint: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

No. https://t.co/f4cFmuwuAv

- God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 4, 2020


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2020-12-05 10:59:36 PM  
1 vote:

extroverted_suicide: Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex

If she was ≥ 6.5 out of 10, it counts.


Only if he came.
 
2020-12-05 10:23:24 PM  
1 vote:
It is very hard to prove good voter fraud.  If its very good, it will be impossible to prove.  Sort of like a perfect murder.

The most common type of voter fraud is elderly people voting twice and having the wrong line signed off.  It is one of the advantages of the "I voted" stickers.

[Ms Jones shows up wearing a I voted sticker]
"Ms Jones, did you already vote today?"
"No"
[sees signature of Ms Jones 5 lines down from where it should be]
"It looks like you voted already"
"But I want to vote for that sexy JFK!"
"But you already did in 1960"
 
2020-12-05 10:08:33 PM  
1 vote:

Gyrfalcon: Avery614: Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

[Fark user image image 500x371]

[Fark user image image 500x523]
[Fark user image image 850x476]

I'm with you.

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That leaping lion kills me every time.


Oh, you think he's funny?
Does he amuse you?

Oh maybe you were serious, cuz a lion able to jump that recockulously high would kill whatever it wanted.

I'm sorry for your loss.
 
2020-12-05 9:24:25 PM  
1 vote:

bobbyjoebobby: Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >

What about russia? Are they still interfering? Want to know for 2024.


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2020-12-05 8:32:23 PM  
1 vote:

snochick: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

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Palin-Americans find this picture offensive
 
2020-12-05 8:18:22 PM  
1 vote:
WTF 2020?! (Funny Christmas Song for an Awful Year) *explicit*
Youtube zCsVp6hRTsA

I'm at this point about pretty much the whole thing.
 
2020-12-05 8:17:17 PM  
1 vote:

Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex


You got to 0.1st base? You're my new hero!
 
2020-12-05 8:15:19 PM  
1 vote:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r attempted coup d'etat.


That ain't snow you're shoveling, boy.
 
2020-12-05 8:04:42 PM  
1 vote:

theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!


That is intuitive.
 
2020-12-05 7:47:18 PM  
1 vote:

Herb Utsmelz: stoli n coke: Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.

Release the Krak(en) is what should be screamed when Melania is escorted out of the WH.


My thoughts (keep in mind I'm a little high), Melania will make out like Bo Derek did in Tommy Boy
 
2020-12-05 7:24:44 PM  
1 vote:

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Except knowingly lying about having evidence, or any other false claims affecting the case is disbarment territory.  Just taking the case based on, "You're willing to pay me?  Ok whatever." is fine.  Knowingly lying about it is very much not.


Yes, but nihilism.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:53 PM  
1 vote:
I was tempted to ask my doctor for 2 months of Xanax, but I suspect that he's just counting on wearing us out.

65077 minutes. As of now.

We can do this.
 
2020-12-05 7:18:46 PM  
1 vote:

Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


And load the computer with the old antistall software. 😎
 
2020-12-05 7:06:37 PM  
1 vote:
Oooh, looks like I hurt someone's fee-fees.  Sorry that people can't handle being told plain truth.
 
2020-12-05 7:02:10 PM  
1 vote:
Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.


We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.
 
2020-12-05 6:58:50 PM  
1 vote:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


Non-RWNJ citations needed to proceed past #3.
 
2020-12-05 6:49:21 PM  
1 vote:

Herb Utsmelz: saywhonow: Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.

That's just the kind of mentally ill crap they come up with and still don't realize they lost either way.


These are the same people that said the president and his family did nothing wrong, but that they still need pardons. You just don't argue with that level of stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:40:37 PM  
1 vote:

Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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I just found out that until today Wood was helping defend Kyle Rittenhouse.  Looks like he left when the grifting opportunities dried up.
 
2020-12-05 6:31:23 PM  
1 vote:
Does the score take his recent loss on DACA into account?
 
2020-12-05 6:18:01 PM  
1 vote:
Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?
 
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2020-12-05 6:07:21 PM  
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Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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And there's the legal argument they will rely on for the appeal to the Supreme Court.
 
2020-12-05 3:36:47 PM  
1 vote:
Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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