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2020-12-05 12:15:43 PM  
92 votes:
Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.
 
2020-12-05 3:33:17 PM  
79 votes:
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2020-12-05 6:02:08 PM  
78 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


The majority of America didn't want him to be President. Twice.
 
2020-12-05 3:42:02 PM  
75 votes:
Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.
 
2020-12-05 3:36:47 PM  
69 votes:
Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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2020-12-05 5:05:07 PM  
56 votes:

sirrerun: Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.


I don't even care about the holidays. It hasn't felt like the end of the year at all, to me. Most of this year has felt like falling into a black hole - the middle was just gone - so go ahead and steamroll right through X-mas and New Year's and just get to the inauguration already!!!!

I am so sick of that fetid, shrieking pus-bag I could puke.
 
2020-12-05 12:12:34 PM  
48 votes:
*Fistbump*, subby
 
2020-12-05 6:04:57 PM  
45 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


We sure the fark do when it's a traitor.

/Run along. Must be some kind of anti-mask protest you should be going to
 
2020-12-05 4:37:14 PM  
44 votes:
Donnie's entire legal strategy:

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2020-12-05 6:16:30 PM  
43 votes:

JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time


And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.
 
2020-12-05 6:55:11 PM  
40 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.



No, we're here ^ and going to stay here.
 
2020-12-05 12:45:40 PM  
38 votes:
It's time to take these fu*kers out behind the woodshed.
 
2020-12-05 6:39:08 PM  
35 votes:
Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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2020-12-05 6:15:05 PM  
33 votes:

Walker: Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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They tried to convince Whitmer.  After all the nasty shiat they've said, including inciting a kidnap attempt, they really think she's going to listen to them and subvert state and federal laws.

That might be a new peak audacity for these shiatheels.
 
2020-12-05 6:23:53 PM  
32 votes:

Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.


At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.
 
2020-12-05 6:01:19 PM  
32 votes:
This is the smokescreen for the pardons and the looting and exec orders and shiatting in all the flowerpots, etc.
 
2020-12-05 5:32:37 PM  
32 votes:
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2020-12-05 6:19:05 PM  
31 votes:

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."
 
2020-12-05 6:18:16 PM  
29 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.
 
2020-12-05 6:08:37 PM  
29 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.
 
2020-12-05 7:09:52 PM  
27 votes:

meanmutton: UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.

I think you need to look up what the word treason means


Nixon sabotaged the Vietnam Peace talks.

Reagan made a secret arms deal with an embargoed regime that held Americans as hostages.

Trump solicited aid and assistance from a hostile entity to undermine our elections.

I think you need to reevaluate what the Republican Party is willing to do to hold power.
 
2020-12-05 7:02:10 PM  
23 votes:
Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.


We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.
 
2020-12-05 7:13:00 PM  
22 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


There's no evidence of WIDESPREAD vote fraud and the ONLY vote fraud found was from Republicans and it was not enough to make a difference anyway but they are still going to jail.

FTFY
 
2020-12-05 6:08:17 PM  
21 votes:
Stop wasting the courts time
 
2020-12-05 6:58:50 PM  
20 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


Non-RWNJ citations needed to proceed past #3.
 
2020-12-05 6:39:10 PM  
20 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Isn't it bizarre that 70 million people cheer for such a disgusting failure of a president and a person?
America is broken.
The rest of us keep having to fix it, as best we can, until it gets broken again.
 
2020-12-05 6:42:34 PM  
19 votes:

fusillade762: Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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I just found out that until today Wood was helping defend Kyle Rittenhouse.  Looks like he left when the grifting opportunities dried up.


As long as he keeps hollering to boycott the GA Senate election I'll let him live.
 
2020-12-05 6:31:43 PM  
19 votes:
If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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2020-12-05 6:06:05 PM  
15 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Go home. You are drunk.
 
2020-12-05 7:43:05 PM  
14 votes:

Alien Robot: You are here. >


Only in a right wing fever dream. Think about this, the orange füher is calling Brian Kemp a RINO, his legal team is suggesting that Kemp was involved in fixing the election, Brian Kemp, a man who before the election had to change his address to tRump's large intestine. Do you not think that's insane?
 
2020-12-05 6:44:02 PM  
12 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


You're so dumb your ears rub.
 
2020-12-05 6:25:49 PM  
12 votes:

JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time


Judges need to start bringing down the hammer on those who file and rep these idiots lawsuits, if that's the result we're seeking.

/so far they're being wilted lettuce, in that respect
//yes they're bringing down the decision hammer with great justice and lulz but that's not stopping the lawsuits
 
2020-12-05 6:32:15 PM  
11 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


The failure is all his own making
 
2020-12-05 6:52:07 PM  
10 votes:
LYING SCUM.

trump, his family and everyone who supports him are lying scum.
 
2020-12-05 6:13:05 PM  
10 votes:

Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.


I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?
 
2020-12-05 7:23:35 PM  
9 votes:

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


For accuracy, that last line should really be:

"You don't have standing, so even if there was evidence of voter fraud, widespread or otherwise - of which none has been presented - you would still have no case. "
 
2020-12-05 6:52:36 PM  
9 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


When the losee diaper baby lost his reelection by a metric butoad and is eating taxpayer money filling frivolous lawsuits trying to destroy our democracy and steel an election in a fashion unprecedented in our nation's history - yeah, in going to cheer my ass off at every loss because unlike him and his pathetic supporters, I actuality love this country.
 
2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
9 votes:
Amyl & The Sniffers - "GFY" (w/ John Waters intro) - Live 07-06-2019 - Burger Boogaloo - Oakland, CA
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2020-12-05 9:32:44 PM  
8 votes:

bobbyjoebobby: This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.


American doesn't have a far left.
 
2020-12-05 8:15:19 PM  
8 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r attempted coup d'etat.


That ain't snow you're shoveling, boy.
 
2020-12-05 6:43:43 PM  
8 votes:

Shaggy_C: Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."


If anyone makes the argument that a lack of standing is a "technicality" they are dumb.
 
2020-12-05 12:19:05 PM  
8 votes:
The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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2020-12-05 8:07:50 PM  
7 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


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2020-12-05 7:03:20 PM  
7 votes:

Pfighting Polish: buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.

I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."


Except knowingly lying about having evidence, or any other false claims affecting the case is disbarment territory.  Just taking the case based on, "You're willing to pay me?  Ok whatever." is fine.  Knowingly lying about it is very much not.
 
2020-12-05 6:49:21 PM  
7 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: saywhonow: Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.

That's just the kind of mentally ill crap they come up with and still don't realize they lost either way.


These are the same people that said the president and his family did nothing wrong, but that they still need pardons. You just don't argue with that level of stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:38:42 PM  
7 votes:

sirrerun: Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.


This date is going to be the biggest holiday ever known.  Forget Christmas.  January 20 is going to be like New Years Eve crossed with St. Patrick's Day, Fat Tuesday and a sprinkling of 4th of July.  It will likely take an entire week just to recover.

As we then look forward to V-Day.
 
2020-12-05 6:33:47 PM  
7 votes:

MechaPyx: Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.


Tear gassing is very presidential
In Tajikstan
or
Venezuela
 
2020-12-05 8:23:06 PM  
6 votes:

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


The point isn't to win. The point is to keep on fighting so rubes send more money that they can grift on. I am not kidding, if you donate to their legal fund, half of it goes to pay back campaign debt and I believe some of it goes to some kind of GoP general fund. If they stop filing cases the idiots stop donating.
 
2020-12-05 7:40:19 PM  
6 votes:
Meanwhile more than $200 million have been donated to this effort. Guys, Trump is doing great! This is better than owning a casino great! This is better than The Producers great!
 
2020-12-05 6:41:26 PM  
6 votes:
I feel like I could take a random lawyer response board and just click buttons and have a better record than these clowns.

Keep firing assholes!
 
2020-12-05 6:40:37 PM  
6 votes:

Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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I just found out that until today Wood was helping defend Kyle Rittenhouse.  Looks like he left when the grifting opportunities dried up.
 
2020-12-05 6:08:11 PM  
6 votes:
"Wood lacked standing"

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2020-12-06 5:17:07 AM  
5 votes:

Mail Order American Husband: Trump is unamerican and totally cool with selling out the country for personal gain, but I'm not even sure the word traitor applies to him in a legal sense.


I have no comment on the others, but Trump has literally been caught out committing literal treason twice at this point, and that's just the things known openly to the public.

Count 1: benefitting from and aiding in the coverup of the cyber-attacks on our election systems by Russia.  That's an act of war... not in some figurative, metaphorical since, literally as defined by treaties and existing laws a very literal act of war.  By definition, a state of war exists in the course of an act of war being committed, so technicalities about whether congress subsequently formally declares ware do not matter.  So abetting the act or assisting the cover up is, legally speaking, treason.  As defined by the constitution, so the excuse-making of various entities doesn't matter, what statutory law says doesn't matter, and to a degree even what any court other than the actual USSC says doesn't matter.  It's treason, though in this case there's some wiggle room for deniability if your audience is just gullible to the point of having a diagnosed mental disability.

Count 2: Trump was informed about Russia taking out bounties on US troops.  His response was not just to actively cover it up, but to subsequently lobby internationally for Russia to rejoin the G7 at the expense of US political capital.  Again... declared state of war doesn't matter when he's knowingly providing aid and comfort to a nation he knows is currently committing an act of war against the US while he provides them aid.This one there's no room for deniability on.

Like... I fully admit this is an "ain't nothing gonna happen" deal, but that he is a Traitor in the actual legal sense who has unambiguously committed treason in the actual legal sense as well as the colloquial sense is not actually something that's really up for debate unless you're a straight-up Qanon type who thinks that reports sourced from the actual white house and confirmed by government sources and media vetting alike are outright falsehoods to cover up the Democrats running a pedophile adrenochrome harvesting ring.  It's just kind of a straight-up fact.
 
2020-12-05 9:19:16 PM  
5 votes:

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


Better lawyers don't want to touch these cases with a 40ft pole.
 
2020-12-05 9:11:03 PM  
5 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.ru


FTFY
 
2020-12-05 6:46:53 PM  
5 votes:

neapoi: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Go home. You are drunk.


And stupid.
 
2020-12-05 6:18:01 PM  
5 votes:
Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?
 
2020-12-05 6:03:27 PM  
5 votes:

GardenWeasel: *Fistbump*, subby


I'm waiting for 3 more, so this will be doubly-funny:

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE - a Parody | Don Caron
Youtube _QybcBH6rSw
 
2020-12-05 9:24:25 PM  
4 votes:

bobbyjoebobby: Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >

What about russia? Are they still interfering? Want to know for 2024.


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2020-12-05 6:46:27 PM  
4 votes:

saywhonow: Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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Because the George Soros funded mind control rays that Obama has been firing at you, using your fillings to fill your ear holes, are too powerful for even the most patriotic patriots to overcome. Surely only trump is immune from these diabolical rays of corruption and lies, and only an anonymous letter on the internet can save us from their pedophilic rape rays of doom!

Or JFK jr.


That's just the kind of mentally ill crap they come up with and still don't realize they lost either way.
 
2020-12-05 6:05:14 PM  
4 votes:
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stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex
 
2020-12-06 12:43:34 AM  
3 votes:

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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They didn't do nothing about it, they actively encouraged it. Three election security bills that were torpedoed in the senate by these farks.
 
2020-12-06 12:39:02 AM  
3 votes:

Pfighting Polish: buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.

I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."


"Cash up front"
 
2020-12-05 10:19:05 PM  
3 votes:

Mikey1969: I didn't know there could be a tie in court, subby.

If you use three columns, it's win-loss-tie. So you have 0 wins, 47 losses, and one tie.


Their one win was in Pennsylvania. They won a judgement to prevent the state from counting a small number of ballots that had arrived without ID and had failed to provide ID by the deadline. The state hadn't counted those votes and hadn't made plans to count them. They weren't part of the official total, and as such did not change the outcome of the election.

Still, that was a better outcome for them than when they paid $3 million for a recount in Wisconsin only for the new count to add even more votes to Biden's victory.
 
2020-12-05 7:22:23 PM  
3 votes:

mateomaui: pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.

Agree to disagree.

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-support​er-voter-fraud-president-viral-video-1​546876

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... should clarify that was from 2016.
 
2020-12-05 7:17:22 PM  
3 votes:

Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


Paint a 737-Max with the old software like Air Force One and give it to him.
 
2020-12-05 6:37:55 PM  
3 votes:
Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.
 
2020-12-05 6:37:20 PM  
3 votes:

cretinbob: Two.Poppy was all in. He held pretty much every important position there is.


True...but he mailed in his re-election bid.  Probably still loses but checking his watch on-camera during the townhall debate with Clinton wasn't great.
 
2020-12-05 6:35:06 PM  
3 votes:

ImmutableTenderloin: Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?


Two.
Poppy was all in. He held pretty much every important position there is.
 
2020-12-06 12:21:10 AM  
2 votes:

pdieten: Alien Robot:
> There's no vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of vote fraud.
x There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
x There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
x There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
x Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

We're still on line 1. Hearsay and conjecture are not evidence.


There was allegedly voter fraud in PA though.


That Republican dude that tried to get an absentee ballot, so his dead momma could vote.

But the system caught him, so looks like it's working fine after all.
 
2020-12-05 9:29:31 PM  
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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I'm with you.

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2020-12-05 9:27:37 PM  
2 votes:
I know we're way beyond 37, but still....

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2020-12-05 8:24:24 PM  
2 votes:

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Nah, it's cheering for an inept bunch of monkeys to be unable to subvert democracy. Pay attention, chuckles. The moose out front only has one job, so I'm sure he explained all of this to you already.
 
2020-12-05 8:11:55 PM  
2 votes:

ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.


I say we give it to him, convince him he's the best pilot ever, and turn him loose from some remote AF testing base. He'll eat dirt and leave a bigly presidential crater before reaching populated territory.
 
2020-12-05 8:06:58 PM  
2 votes:

theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!


Elected predisent caught sayof?
 
2020-12-05 7:43:31 PM  
2 votes:

cretinbob: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zDcv9wjT​ryU]


John Waters is a national treasure .
 
2020-12-05 7:18:46 PM  
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Bonzo_1116: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones


And load the computer with the old antistall software. 😎
 
2020-12-05 7:15:16 PM  
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ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.


Aren't they building a new one anyway?

/Let him keep the one with the terrible fuel efficiency and all the Chinese microphones
 
2020-12-05 7:05:41 PM  
2 votes:

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


I've just been assuming from the names (like they're randomly generated words) and some of the emails that are at like greatestamerica.com or some such, that they are aged troll farm accounts.
 
2020-12-05 6:58:52 PM  
2 votes:

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


I think you need to look up what the word treason means
 
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2020-12-05 6:07:21 PM  
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Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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And there's the legal argument they will rely on for the appeal to the Supreme Court.
 
2020-12-05 5:59:01 PM  
2 votes:
how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r
 
2020-12-05 1:00:29 PM  
2 votes:

WTFDYW: It's time to take these fu*kers out behind the woodshed.


They already spend a lot of time out there with the farm animals. Ma and Pa don't want to ask questions.
 
2020-12-05 12:16:37 PM  
2 votes:
Roll Tide
 
2020-12-06 11:20:49 AM  
1 vote:

flexflint: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

No. https://t.co/f4cFmuwuAv

- God (@TheTweetOfGod) December 4, 2020


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2020-12-06 12:37:34 AM  
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bobbyjoebobby: MechaPyx: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.

This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.


This guy probably thinks Medicare for all and a reinstatement of the estate tax is "far left".
 
2020-12-06 12:00:36 AM  
1 vote:

Pfighting Polish: buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.

I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."


It's nothing like that, this Wood guy is a true believer and completely nuts at that. 3 of his former co-workers are suing him for unprovoked assault and battery. From what I've read it really sounds like the guy had some sort of mental breakdown or adult onset mental illness and decided Trump was some kind of divinity and it's his mission to help him in any way. Of course that's not much different from most trumpists, but he has a law degree and at least a few people willing to pay him.
 
2020-12-05 11:15:09 PM  
1 vote:

solokumba: theknuckler_33: solokumba: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

That is intuitive.

Eli WhiskeyDik: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

Elected predisent caught sayof?

You know how I know you both DNRTFT?

That's intuitive too. Idiot


WTF are you talking about
 
2020-12-05 10:46:22 PM  
1 vote:

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


I've played MOST of the Phoenix Wright games, so I'm pretty confident I could do WAY better.
 
2020-12-05 9:48:47 PM  
1 vote:

ImmutableTenderloin: Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?


Not sure how Bush the first and Bush Jr. were conned. You need to explain that to me.
 
2020-12-05 9:18:44 PM  
1 vote:

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


Wow.
 
2020-12-05 8:18:52 PM  
1 vote:
if these lawyers aren't being paid with actually cash up front, I'm not sure they're gonna like what they're going to get net + 30
 
2020-12-05 7:37:25 PM  
1 vote:

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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*DUN DUN*
 
2020-12-05 7:22:53 PM  
1 vote:
I was tempted to ask my doctor for 2 months of Xanax, but I suspect that he's just counting on wearing us out.

65077 minutes. As of now.

We can do this.
 
2020-12-05 7:08:02 PM  
1 vote:

jonas opines: Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.

I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?


It's actually 'person' and 'lardon'.
 
2020-12-05 6:56:32 PM  
1 vote:
You're fired .. Again ..
 
2020-12-05 6:51:17 PM  
1 vote:

WTFDYW: neapoi: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Go home. You are drunk.

And stupid.


They're so full of shiat, their eyes are brown.
 
2020-12-05 6:40:59 PM  
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2020-12-05 6:19:02 PM  
1 vote:
Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."
 
2020-12-05 6:04:31 PM  
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2020-12-05 6:03:12 PM  
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