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2020-12-05 7:37:25 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: Never gonna get an answer to this one:
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*DUN DUN*
 
2020-12-05 7:40:19 PM  
Meanwhile more than $200 million have been donated to this effort. Guys, Trump is doing great! This is better than owning a casino great! This is better than The Producers great!
 
2020-12-05 7:41:43 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


LOL ya, Trump deserves our respect!  He's never lied to.....ummm, he's never stolen from....uh, he never been in my kitchen!  You have to respect him for that!
 
2020-12-05 7:43:05 PM  

Alien Robot: You are here. >


Only in a right wing fever dream. Think about this, the orange füher is calling Brian Kemp a RINO, his legal team is suggesting that Kemp was involved in fixing the election, Brian Kemp, a man who before the election had to change his address to tRump's large intestine. Do you not think that's insane?
 
2020-12-05 7:43:31 PM  

cretinbob: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/zDcv9wjT​ryU]


John Waters is a national treasure .
 
2020-12-05 7:47:18 PM  

Herb Utsmelz: stoli n coke: Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.

Release the Krak(en) is what should be screamed when Melania is escorted out of the WH.


My thoughts (keep in mind I'm a little high), Melania will make out like Bo Derek did in Tommy Boy
 
2020-12-05 7:55:22 PM  
Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!
 
2020-12-05 8:04:42 PM  

theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!


That is intuitive.
 
2020-12-05 8:06:58 PM  

theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!


Elected predisent caught sayof?
 
2020-12-05 8:07:50 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


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2020-12-05 8:10:28 PM  

Walker: Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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so an invitation for treason collusion and conspiracy?
 
2020-12-05 8:11:55 PM  

ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.


I say we give it to him, convince him he's the best pilot ever, and turn him loose from some remote AF testing base. He'll eat dirt and leave a bigly presidential crater before reaching populated territory.
 
2020-12-05 8:15:19 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r attempted coup d'etat.


That ain't snow you're shoveling, boy.
 
2020-12-05 8:17:17 PM  

Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex


You got to 0.1st base? You're my new hero!
 
2020-12-05 8:18:22 PM  
WTF 2020?! (Funny Christmas Song for an Awful Year) *explicit*
Youtube zCsVp6hRTsA

I'm at this point about pretty much the whole thing.
 
2020-12-05 8:18:52 PM  
if these lawyers aren't being paid with actually cash up front, I'm not sure they're gonna like what they're going to get net + 30
 
2020-12-05 8:21:32 PM  
I didn't know there could be a tie in court, subby.

If you use three columns, it's win-loss-tie. So you have 0 wins, 47 losses, and one tie.
 
2020-12-05 8:23:06 PM  

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


The point isn't to win. The point is to keep on fighting so rubes send more money that they can grift on. I am not kidding, if you donate to their legal fund, half of it goes to pay back campaign debt and I believe some of it goes to some kind of GoP general fund. If they stop filing cases the idiots stop donating.
 
2020-12-05 8:24:24 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Nah, it's cheering for an inept bunch of monkeys to be unable to subvert democracy. Pay attention, chuckles. The moose out front only has one job, so I'm sure he explained all of this to you already.
 
2020-12-05 8:27:09 PM  

NINEv2: Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex

You got to 0.1st base? You're my new hero!


stop bullying me youre not my legal mom anymoer
 
2020-12-05 8:32:23 PM  

snochick: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

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2020-12-05 8:34:30 PM  

Moopy Mac: Shaggy_C: Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."

If anyone makes the argument that a lack of standing is a "technicality" they are dumb.


I mean, in fairness, he's talking about conspiracy nutters who think there was massive fraud.

So...yes.
 
2020-12-05 8:37:53 PM  

RepoManTSM: What is the Jets' record the past three years?


Just for lols, 0-11 this year, 7-9 last year, 4-12 the year before that. So 11-32.
 
2020-12-05 8:43:19 PM  
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2020-12-05 9:11:03 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.ru


FTFY
 
2020-12-05 9:15:00 PM  

The Reverend Sam Hill: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r attempted coup d'etat.

That ain't snow you're shoveling, boy.


Coup d'etat
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2020-12-05 9:16:18 PM  
Should be made to reimburse court cost.
 
2020-12-05 9:17:49 PM  

MechaPyx: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.


This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.
 
2020-12-05 9:18:44 PM  

UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.


Wow.
 
2020-12-05 9:19:16 PM  

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


Better lawyers don't want to touch these cases with a 40ft pole.
 
2020-12-05 9:21:08 PM  

Begoggle: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Isn't it bizarre that 70 million people cheer for such a disgusting failure of a president and a person?
America is broken.
The rest of us keep having to fix it, as best we can, until it gets broken again.


Probably 69 million that just don't want a democrat.

/69
//69
///69
 
2020-12-05 9:22:38 PM  

Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >


What about russia? Are they still interfering? Want to know for 2024.
 
2020-12-05 9:24:25 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: Alien Robot: - There's no vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of vote fraud.
- There's no evidence of widespread vote fraud.
- There's evidence of widespread vote fraud, but not enough to make a difference.
- There's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, but it's too late to change anything.
> Even if there's enough evidence of widespread vote fraud to make a difference, and it's not too late to change anything, you don't have standing to question the results.

You are here. >

What about russia? Are they still interfering? Want to know for 2024.


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2020-12-05 9:27:37 PM  
I know we're way beyond 37, but still....

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2020-12-05 9:29:31 PM  

Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

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2020-12-05 9:32:44 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: This right here. Also keep in mind. Biden didn't win so much as people voted against trump. Biden has no mandate and shouldn't let the far left dictate.


American doesn't have a far left.
 
2020-12-05 9:43:07 PM  

solokumba: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

That is intuitive.


Eli WhiskeyDik: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

Elected predisent caught sayof?


You know how I know you both DNRTFT?
 
2020-12-05 9:45:04 PM  

LoneVVolf: ImpendingCynic: I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.

I say we give it to him, convince him he's the best pilot ever, and turn him loose from some remote AF testing base. He'll eat dirt and leave a bigly presidential crater before reaching populated territory.


Someone here can surely shop Donnie at the controls.
 
2020-12-05 9:47:01 PM  

theknuckler_33: solokumba: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

That is intuitive.

Eli WhiskeyDik: theknuckler_33: Ahem... *clears throat*

how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Take THAT, libs!

Elected predisent caught sayof?

You know how I know you both DNRTFT?


That's intuitive too. Idiot
 
2020-12-05 9:48:47 PM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?


Not sure how Bush the first and Bush Jr. were conned. You need to explain that to me.
 
2020-12-05 9:49:20 PM  

grumpfuff: RepoManTSM: What is the Jets' record the past three years?

Just for lols, 0-11 this year, 7-9 last year, 4-12 the year before that. So 11-32.


That's better than the Bengals.
 
2020-12-05 9:55:35 PM  

Avery614: Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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I'm with you.

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That leaping lion kills me every time.
 
2020-12-05 10:08:33 PM  

Gyrfalcon: Avery614: Gordon Bennett: If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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I'm with you.

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That leaping lion kills me every time.


Oh, you think he's funny?
Does he amuse you?

Oh maybe you were serious, cuz a lion able to jump that recockulously high would kill whatever it wanted.

I'm sorry for your loss.
 
2020-12-05 10:09:11 PM  

bobbyjoebobby: UNC_Samurai: Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.

At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.

Wow.


I know, it's sad how people "both sides are bad" given the reality of the last 60 years.
 
2020-12-05 10:19:05 PM  

Mikey1969: I didn't know there could be a tie in court, subby.

If you use three columns, it's win-loss-tie. So you have 0 wins, 47 losses, and one tie.


Their one win was in Pennsylvania. They won a judgement to prevent the state from counting a small number of ballots that had arrived without ID and had failed to provide ID by the deadline. The state hadn't counted those votes and hadn't made plans to count them. They weren't part of the official total, and as such did not change the outcome of the election.

Still, that was a better outcome for them than when they paid $3 million for a recount in Wisconsin only for the new count to add even more votes to Biden's victory.
 
2020-12-05 10:23:24 PM  
It is very hard to prove good voter fraud.  If its very good, it will be impossible to prove.  Sort of like a perfect murder.

The most common type of voter fraud is elderly people voting twice and having the wrong line signed off.  It is one of the advantages of the "I voted" stickers.

[Ms Jones shows up wearing a I voted sticker]
"Ms Jones, did you already vote today?"
"No"
[sees signature of Ms Jones 5 lines down from where it should be]
"It looks like you voted already"
"But I want to vote for that sexy JFK!"
"But you already did in 1960"
 
2020-12-05 10:24:21 PM  
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2020-12-05 10:46:22 PM  

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


I've played MOST of the Phoenix Wright games, so I'm pretty confident I could do WAY better.
 
2020-12-05 10:48:47 PM  

Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex


If she was ≥ 6.5 out of 10, it counts.
 
2020-12-05 10:59:36 PM  

extroverted_suicide: Mike_LowELL: [Fark user image image 126x68]

stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex

If she was ≥ 6.5 out of 10, it counts.


Only if he came.
 
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