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2020-12-05 12:09:54 PM  
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2020-12-05 12:12:34 PM  
*Fistbump*, subby
 
2020-12-05 12:15:43 PM  
Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.
 
2020-12-05 12:16:37 PM  
Roll Tide
 
2020-12-05 12:19:05 PM  
The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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2020-12-05 12:19:32 PM  
Amyl & The Sniffers - "GFY" (w/ John Waters intro) - Live 07-06-2019 - Burger Boogaloo - Oakland, CA
Youtube zDcv9wjTryU
 
2020-12-05 12:45:40 PM  
It's time to take these fu*kers out behind the woodshed.
 
2020-12-05 1:00:29 PM  

WTFDYW: It's time to take these fu*kers out behind the woodshed.


They already spend a lot of time out there with the farm animals. Ma and Pa don't want to ask questions.
 
2020-12-05 3:33:17 PM  
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2020-12-05 3:36:47 PM  
Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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2020-12-05 3:42:02 PM  
Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.
 
2020-12-05 4:37:14 PM  
Donnie's entire legal strategy:

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2020-12-05 5:05:07 PM  

sirrerun: Jan. 20 cannot get here soon enough.


I don't even care about the holidays. It hasn't felt like the end of the year at all, to me. Most of this year has felt like falling into a black hole - the middle was just gone - so go ahead and steamroll right through X-mas and New Year's and just get to the inauguration already!!!!

I am so sick of that fetid, shrieking pus-bag I could puke.
 
2020-12-05 5:32:37 PM  
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2020-12-05 5:55:21 PM  

Original: Wood lacked standing


I just think that needs to be repeated.
 
2020-12-05 5:59:01 PM  
how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r
 
2020-12-05 5:59:34 PM  
Yeah, but my wood's got standing, and it'll hold up in court. I'm sure the jury would get me off.
 
2020-12-05 6:01:19 PM  
This is the smokescreen for the pardons and the looting and exec orders and shiatting in all the flowerpots, etc.
 
2020-12-05 6:02:08 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


The majority of America didn't want him to be President. Twice.
 
2020-12-05 6:03:12 PM  
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2020-12-05 6:03:27 PM  

GardenWeasel: *Fistbump*, subby


I'm waiting for 3 more, so this will be doubly-funny:

FIFTY WAYS TO LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE - a Parody | Don Caron
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2020-12-05 6:03:29 PM  
*Washington Generals point, laugh*
 
2020-12-05 6:04:31 PM  
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2020-12-05 6:04:57 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


We sure the fark do when it's a traitor.

/Run along. Must be some kind of anti-mask protest you should be going to
 
2020-12-05 6:05:14 PM  
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stop cataloguing my sex life

the 1 is because the woman told me not to touch her leg and im not sure if that counts as sex
 
2020-12-05 6:06:05 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Go home. You are drunk.
 
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2020-12-05 6:07:21 PM  

Badmoodman: The 3-0 opinion, written by Judge Bill Pryor, agreed with the district judge that Wood lacked standing, and concluded it was moot.


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And there's the legal argument they will rely on for the appeal to the Supreme Court.
 
2020-12-05 6:08:11 PM  
"Wood lacked standing"

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2020-12-05 6:08:17 PM  
Stop wasting the courts time
 
2020-12-05 6:08:37 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.
 
2020-12-05 6:10:53 PM  

cyberspacedout: Yeah, but my wood's got standing, and it'll hold up in court. I'm sure the jury would get me off.


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2020-12-05 6:13:05 PM  

Troy McClure: snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r

Yes, we should all cheer for failure when a perdon is trying to strongarm his way to power.


I assume that 'perdon' is a Freudian amalgam of 'person' and 'pardon'?
 
2020-12-05 6:15:05 PM  

Walker: Yeah, Trump's now trying to go around the courts and is just telling the GA Governor "Flip the results so I'm the winner". Not sure how this isn't election interference or various other crimes, but welcome to 2020 I guess.

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They tried to convince Whitmer.  After all the nasty shiat they've said, including inciting a kidnap attempt, they really think she's going to listen to them and subvert state and federal laws.

That might be a new peak audacity for these shiatheels.
 
2020-12-05 6:16:12 PM  
I'm starting to think that Donnie thinks that if he gets to 50 losses he gets to keep AF1 as a consolation prize.
 
2020-12-05 6:16:30 PM  

JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time


And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.
 
2020-12-05 6:18:01 PM  
Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?
 
2020-12-05 6:18:16 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.
 
2020-12-05 6:19:02 PM  
Another loss for lack of standing. More of the conspiracy fodder to come - "the case wasn't dismissed because there wasn't fraud, it wasn't even allowed to be heard because of technicalities."
 
2020-12-05 6:19:05 PM  

buckwebb: Any random Farker would make a better lawyer than these chuckleheads.


I don't think it's the lawyers, actually.

"You're going to pay me to make this case?"

"Yes."

"My full fee?"

"Yes."

"Even if I lose."

"Well, probably, but yes."

"And you want me to say we have evidence."

"Yes."

"But we have none."

"Basically."

"Only some heresay and us simply saying we have evidence."

"Pretty much."

"But you want to go through with it, anyway?"

"Very much yes."

"Full fee?"

"Well, the boss is known for sometimes not coming through, and there might be a bankruptcy coming, but he seems pretty willing to go through with this."

" ... OK."
 
2020-12-05 6:23:53 PM  

Troy McClure: JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time

And a lot of taxpayer dollars because it is county and state governments having to pay lawyers to defend all of these garbage lawsuits.   Trump's scumbag lawyers can keep going because moron MAGA donors keep sending them money, but we all collectively are having to pay to defend against this garbage.

I hope judges start sanctioning these lawyers.   They need to be fined for these lies.


At least 3 of the last six Republican presidents have committed treason to get elected.
 
2020-12-05 6:25:49 PM  

JudgeSmails: Stop wasting the courts time


Judges need to start bringing down the hammer on those who file and rep these idiots lawsuits, if that's the result we're seeking.

/so far they're being wilted lettuce, in that respect
//yes they're bringing down the decision hammer with great justice and lulz but that's not stopping the lawsuits
 
2020-12-05 6:29:04 PM  
"0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.
 
2020-12-05 6:31:23 PM  
Does the score take his recent loss on DACA into account?
 
2020-12-05 6:31:43 PM  
If 2020 has taught me nothing else, it's taught me the power of sitting at home doing nothing. Sitting at home doing nothing is the single most powerful and effective strategy we have to protect ourselves from the coronavirus pandemic while waiting for a vaccine to become available. Joe Biden has won the election 47 times since being elected by sitting back and doing nothing while the courts reject one desperate and pathetic Trump claim after another.

So please, everyone, join me in sitting at home and posting pictures of amusing cats, funny memes and the ever popular attractive members of whichever sex you personally prefer to Fark.

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2020-12-05 6:32:15 PM  

snowshovel: how much we cheer for the failure of an elected president.r


The failure is all his own making
 
2020-12-05 6:33:47 PM  

MechaPyx: Maybe he should try acting Presidential and help people instead of tear gassing them for a photo op or golfing when he should be working.


Tear gassing is very presidential
In Tajikstan
or
Venezuela
 
2020-12-05 6:34:45 PM  

Uncle Eazy: "0-47-1"

This new Tool song sucks.


What was the one tie? The Eagles?
 
2020-12-05 6:35:06 PM  

ImmutableTenderloin: Is it just me or have the last 3 Republican presidents been conned into becoming President. How else would a president want to lose so farking much?


Two.
Poppy was all in. He held pretty much every important position there is.
 
2020-12-05 6:37:20 PM  

cretinbob: Two.Poppy was all in. He held pretty much every important position there is.


True...but he mailed in his re-election bid.  Probably still loses but checking his watch on-camera during the townhall debate with Clinton wasn't great.
 
2020-12-05 6:37:55 PM  
Incidentally "Release the Kracken" is also what White House custodial staff yell when the McDump of Twitter Fury is about to commence.
 
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