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(Daily Mail)   Dead sharks, doo doo doo doo doo   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-12-05 12:13:20 PM  
It's a trap.
 
2020-12-05 5:02:48 PM  
Headline of the minute candidate.
 
2020-12-05 5:08:37 PM  
Victims of covid I'm sure
 
2020-12-05 5:10:32 PM  
Shark microburst.
 
2020-12-05 5:11:24 PM  
That doesn't really scan. Could have gone with Dying sharks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.
 
2020-12-05 5:12:48 PM  
It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.
 
2020-12-05 5:14:11 PM  

Algebrat: That doesn't really scan. Could have gone with Dying sharks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.


i am not that familiar with the song
 
2020-12-05 5:15:24 PM  
What were they laying on the beach? Eggs? Bricks?
 
2020-12-05 5:16:52 PM  

4seasons85!: It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.


I believe the by-catch theory for those ones.  If they got netted up while in a giant bait-ball I can believe the trapped sharks would die chomping on the little fish until the end.

There's even one with the little sardines or whatever coming out the backside of its gills.  That would be like going to shark Vahalla.
 
2020-12-05 5:17:17 PM  

Algebrat: That doesn't really scan. Could have gone with Dying sharks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.


Rotting shark, doo doo doo doo...

/autocarrot reaaaly wants me to type 💩
 
2020-12-05 5:21:34 PM  
Sharks in six.
 
2020-12-05 5:24:50 PM  

Bonzo_1116: 4seasons85!: It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.

I believe the by-catch theory for those ones.  If they got netted up while in a giant bait-ball I can believe the trapped sharks would die chomping on the little fish until the end.

There's even one with the little sardines or whatever coming out the backside of its gills.  That would be like going to shark Vahalla.


OK. I was gonna say that the little fish swam onto the beach trying to get away from the sharks. And the sharks just followed them. The sharks kept chasing and eating them instead of going back into the water. Your idea is a lot more plausible.
 
2020-12-05 5:34:17 PM  
It's 2020, so these are obviously the remains of a Sharknado making landfall.
 
2020-12-05 5:41:57 PM  

FarkingChas: Bonzo_1116: 4seasons85!: It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.

I believe the by-catch theory for those ones.  If they got netted up while in a giant bait-ball I can believe the trapped sharks would die chomping on the little fish until the end.

There's even one with the little sardines or whatever coming out the backside of its gills.  That would be like going to shark Vahalla.

OK. I was gonna say that the little fish swam onto the beach trying to get away from the sharks. And the sharks just followed them. The sharks kept chasing and eating them instead of going back into the water. Your idea is a lot more plausible.



They must have swum over the dam...

Sharon, Lois & Bram - Three Little Fishies
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(Any childrens' song that begins with a gurgling bong has inherent stoner crossover appeal.)
 
2020-12-05 5:45:38 PM  
If Lou Reed Sang: "Baby Shark" - by BB Ross and the Happy Accidents
Youtube tKbQFjoBdkY
 
2020-12-05 6:02:26 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Algebrat: That doesn't really scan. Could have gone with Dying sharks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.

i am not that familiar with the song


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2020-12-05 6:03:57 PM  

some_beer_drinker: Algebrat: That doesn't really scan. Could have gone with Dying sharks, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo.

i am not that familiar with the song


It's a lesser known Debussy, I believe.
 
2020-12-05 6:28:42 PM  
They couldn't stay down with three barrels.  Not with three they couldn't.
 
2020-12-05 6:31:14 PM  
There are a bunch of Chinese fishermen going "What a waste of fins, first you harvest those and THEN you dump the rest of the fish back into the sea."
 
2020-12-05 7:14:01 PM  

Bonzo_1116: 4seasons85!: It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.

I believe the by-catch theory for those ones.  If they got netted up while in a giant bait-ball I can believe the trapped sharks would die chomping on the little fish until the end.

There's even one with the little sardines or whatever coming out the backside of its gills.  That would be like going to shark Vahalla.


That's sounds likely.
 
2020-12-05 7:34:52 PM  

bughunter: FarkingChas: Bonzo_1116: 4seasons85!: It looks like their mouths are full of fish. Like something happened when they were feeding. Weird.

I believe the by-catch theory for those ones.  If they got netted up while in a giant bait-ball I can believe the trapped sharks would die chomping on the little fish until the end.

There's even one with the little sardines or whatever coming out the backside of its gills.  That would be like going to shark Vahalla.

OK. I was gonna say that the little fish swam onto the beach trying to get away from the sharks. And the sharks just followed them. The sharks kept chasing and eating them instead of going back into the water. Your idea is a lot more plausible.


They must have swum over the dam...

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(Any childrens' song that begins with a gurgling bong has inherent stoner crossover appeal.)


only at fark.
 
2020-12-05 8:02:40 PM  
Wow is the daily mail garbage. Everything about it. The articles, the pics they use, the writing style, the content itself, the web design, the ads they use/both in content and quality of ads, how the page keeps sliding down forever, how it will randomly change to some other crap article randomly, even the shade of white used for the background looks like crap. Pic unrelated

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2020-12-05 9:13:39 PM  
Judging by the first picture, they all choked to death on remoras. Remorae? Whatever.

Do do, do do do.
 
2020-12-05 11:51:45 PM  
Candygram!
 
2020-12-05 11:53:47 PM  
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2020-12-06 9:53:02 AM  
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Obscure?
 
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