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2020-12-05 1:12:06 PM  
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/What did he flick?
 
2020-12-05 1:18:54 PM  
Arrested on a battery charge? SHOCKING!
 
2020-12-05 2:19:55 PM  
I'm starting to think that black people are just punking white people with these names.
 
2020-12-05 3:20:54 PM  
Fun fact:  His twin brother is named Mebro.
 
2020-12-05 4:53:08 PM  
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2020-12-05 4:56:48 PM  
If ever there was a CTE case, it's this guy.
 
2020-12-05 5:03:25 PM  
It ain't easy going through this life misunderstood.
 
2020-12-05 5:09:58 PM  
I'm familiar with his twin brother
 
2020-12-05 5:16:33 PM  

GypsyJoker: If ever there was a CTE case, it's this guy.


Remember Chris Benoit acted a lot like this, too, before the murder-suicide.
 
2020-12-05 5:39:52 PM  
Furthermore, college football is sh*t

/don't waste your time
//less than .02% of college football players make the NFL
 
2020-12-05 5:43:59 PM  

Be polite walk on the right: Furthermore, college football is sh*t

/don't waste your time
//less than .02% of college football players make the NFL


My son played 4 years d3. Got him his diploma at half the cost and he'll be sworn in as a lawyer on the 14th. There's more to it than going to the NFL
 
2020-12-05 6:47:47 PM  

GypsyJoker: If ever there was a CTE case, it's this guy.


Hardly. He's just insanely stupid.

And he should never see a football field again.
 
2020-12-05 7:48:19 PM  
*Vontaze
 
2020-12-05 8:01:08 PM  

bfh0417: GypsyJoker: If ever there was a CTE case, it's this guy.

Correction...if there was ever a walking talking ass, it's this guy.


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2020-12-05 8:56:50 PM  
If you saw him almost decapitate Antonio Brown a few years ago this will come as no surprise
 
2020-12-05 8:58:37 PM  
He is a walking, talking, advertisement for anger management programs.
 
2020-12-05 9:14:54 PM  

portnoyd: *Vontaze


*Burfict

But hey, 0/2 on name accuracy in the headline is great, subby
 
2020-12-05 9:37:44 PM  

ClavellBCMI: He is a walking, talking, advertisement for anger management programs.


I would've said Lithium but I think he's well past that point.
 
2020-12-05 10:00:53 PM  
Arrested for charging a battery, seems harsh
 
2020-12-05 10:08:15 PM  
Isn't it great to see a person's talents and interests line up so perfectly with his chosen profession?
 
2020-12-05 10:10:22 PM  

IAmRight: portnoyd: *Vontaze

*Burfict

But hey, 0/2 on name accuracy in the headline is great, subby


Subby has CTE.
 
2020-12-05 10:22:15 PM  
Hey!  Leave him alone.  He's from Arizona State, he can't help himself.
 
2020-12-05 10:33:32 PM  
 Burfict and Manziel are both 'free agents' for a reason. I am also a 'free agent' but because of different reasons.
 
2020-12-06 2:52:37 AM  

PaulRB: I'm starting to think that black people are just punking white people with these names.


Fark you.
 
2020-12-06 11:26:52 AM  

Rwa2play: ClavellBCMI: He is a walking, talking, advertisement for anger management programs.

I would've said Lithium but I think he's well past that point.


He's in a daze 'cause he found God.
 
2020-12-06 12:00:18 PM  

sephjnr: Rwa2play: ClavellBCMI: He is a walking, talking, advertisement for anger management programs.

I would've said Lithium but I think he's well past that point.

He's in a daze 'cause he found God.


Usually on Crime In Sports, when they find religion the crazy amplifies.
 
2020-12-06 10:08:16 PM  

Crewmannumber6: sephjnr: Rwa2play: ClavellBCMI: He is a walking, talking, advertisement for anger management programs.

I would've said Lithium but I think he's well past that point.

He's in a daze 'cause he found God.

Usually on Crime In Sports, when they find religion the crazy amplifies.


It's from a PJ tune dude.
 
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