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(NBC News)   Wyoming's Health Department Readiness and Countermeasures Manager has a stern new warning for citizens. And, sadly, there's a very good reason for the "Facepalm" tag   (nbcnews.com) divider line
    More: Facepalm, Public health, Vaccine, Wyoming Department of Health, Vaccination, countermeasures manager Igor Shepherd, forthcoming vaccine, Wyoming Department of Health employee, Covid-19 vaccines  
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2020-12-05 10:57:19 AM  
But I can still fly over Wyoming, right? I don't have to land there, do I?
 
2020-12-05 11:16:55 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:18:41 AM  
Ok I went down the rabbit hole on Igor Shepherd.

Google says he owns Global Strategic Resources

also he's a former russian doctor named Igor Shafhid

Married an american bible thumper and found god also says in there his first wife was the daughter of a 2 star general

just sayin
 
2020-12-05 11:32:32 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Ok I went down the rabbit hole on Igor Shepherd.

Google says he owns Global Strategic Resources

also he's a former russian doctor named Igor Shafhid

Married an american bible thumper and found god also says in there his first wife was the daughter of a 2 star general

just sayin


The 50's red scare come to fruition. Soviet immigrants are implanting themselves in the government all over.
 
2020-12-05 11:33:40 AM  
 
2020-12-05 11:36:53 AM  
also, not a lot of info on ol' Igor on the internets
 
2020-12-05 11:41:33 AM  
This is why Dr. Frankenstein cancelled his internship
 
2020-12-05 11:42:31 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:56:43 AM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Dr. Shepherd was born and raised in the Soviet Union, and became a Military Doctor in St. Petersburg, Russia, and studied under the Strategic Rocket Force.

He is an expert today on bio-weapons, Chemical, Biological, Radiological, Nuclear, and high yield Explosives,(CBRNE) and Pandemic preparedness.

His view is that these vaccines are very similar technology to the bio-weapon RND used to develop viral weapons. He fully understands that the plan of depopulation and mandatory vaccinations will be at our doorstep very soon, and is shocked that the American people are so passive concerning this enemy takeover
WTF Wyoming


WY is and has been a shiat show for decades. Until recently it had piles of money from the extraction industry that could cover the rampant incompetence of state governance. Now that the well has run dry, this state is on the road to collapse.
 
2020-12-05 12:15:57 PM  
Okay.

Why is Wyoming letting Communists kill so many Americans?
 
2020-12-05 1:09:40 PM  
Well, who really needs Wyomans anyway?
 
2020-12-05 3:17:05 PM  

PaulRB: Well, who really needs Wyomans anyway?


The Rolling Stones?
 
2020-12-05 3:22:39 PM  
This is nearly as deranged as screaming about Trump colluding with Russia for 4 years.
 
2020-12-05 3:25:07 PM  
Better red than dead.
 
2020-12-05 3:25:36 PM  
They're going to muzzle this guy ASAP.
 
2020-12-05 3:26:28 PM  
Ah Russia, that paradigm of communist governance.
 
2020-12-05 3:26:57 PM  
I think you're supposed to say Marxist now.  It sounds scarier.
 
2020-12-05 3:27:43 PM  

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I'm a little concerned that "rap metal bands" made it into the top 100. What's the veracity of this list?
 
2020-12-05 3:28:16 PM  
So he's calling Trump a commie?
 
2020-12-05 3:28:26 PM  
No. Auto play videos are a communist plot, however.
 
2020-12-05 3:29:53 PM  
Almost 15,000,000 people in America could call bulls hit on his claim ..
 
2020-12-05 3:30:17 PM  

jjorsett: This is nearly as deranged as screaming about Trump colluding with Russia for 4 years.


What's the view inside your colon like?
 
2020-12-05 3:30:31 PM  
Bye Bye WY
 
2020-12-05 3:32:13 PM  
Also vegetables are a Bolshevik conspiracy.  Real men eat steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

/ and second breakfast
// and elevenses
/// and afternoon tea
 
2020-12-05 3:43:01 PM  

recombobulator: Also vegetables are a Bolshevik conspiracy.  Real men eat steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

/ and second breakfast
// and elevenses
/// and afternoon tea


Unless you are grinding the Porterhouse bone into a coffee additive brewing it and drinking steak coffee I don't want to hear about manliness
 
2020-12-05 3:43:22 PM  

Notabunny: But I can still fly over Wyoming, right? I don't have to land there, do I?


I mean Yellowstone and Grand Teton National Parks are worth seeing up close. Even if the local radio stations are apparently mandated to play "Spirit in the Sky" like 20 times a day.
 
2020-12-05 3:44:55 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I think you're supposed to say Marxist now.  It sounds scarier.


X is a scarier consonant than C or N.
 
2020-12-05 3:45:13 PM  
Unfortunately we have been having problems for with Wyoming and neighboring Great Plains states. They have been underperforming for years. Overall economic output is down, they have not been profitable for some time, and population is dwinding. While Herping the Derp has been one of the few sectors of their economies that has shown growth, it is not enough to offset the decline. Due to this, corporate management has decided to consolidate these departments to cut back on the duplicated costs of maintaining separate state governments and all associated services. New map is shown below.

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Two senators will be allocated to Derpistan, as with all other states, however in light of population decline, the total number of congresspersons allocated may need to be reduced. We hope these cost-saving measures will allow Derpistan to return to profitability, however if after 5 years no significant improvement are seen, more drastic measures, including foreclosure and liquidation of assets may become necessary.
 
2020-12-05 3:48:38 PM  
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2020-12-05 3:49:51 PM  

hissatsu: Unfortunately we have been having problems for with Wyoming and neighboring Great Plains states. They have been underperforming for years. Overall economic output is down, they have not been profitable for some time, and population is dwinding. While Herping the Derp has been one of the few sectors of their economies that has shown growth, it is not enough to offset the decline. Due to this, corporate management has decided to consolidate these departments to cut back on the duplicated costs of maintaining separate state governments and all associated services. New map is shown below.

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Two senators will be allocated to Derpistan, as with all other states, however in light of population decline, the total number of congresspersons allocated may need to be reduced. We hope these cost-saving measures will allow Derpistan to return to profitability, however if after 5 years no significant improvement are seen, more drastic measures, including foreclosure and liquidation of assets may become necessary.


Derpistan extends down to Missouri.
 
2020-12-05 3:50:44 PM  
So, a vaccine causes Communism? How does that work? Here I was thinking that Communism was a political ideology, silly me.
 
2020-12-05 3:51:24 PM  
I wonder how many years this person has been working in the Health Dept, and how many really good projects were slowed down or mishandled because of their interference.
 
2020-12-05 3:52:27 PM  
I'm all for reasonable civil service protections, but this ought to be a fireable offense.  Do not pass go, do not collect $200.
 
2020-12-05 3:52:52 PM  
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2020-12-05 3:56:17 PM  

jjorsett: This is nearly as deranged as screaming about Trump colluding with Russia for 4 years.


Please provide a legal definition of "colluding".
 
2020-12-05 3:57:09 PM  

hissatsu: Unfortunately we have been having problems for with Wyoming and neighboring Great Plains states. They have been underperforming for years. Overall economic output is down, they have not been profitable for some time, and population is dwinding. While Herping the Derp has been one of the few sectors of their economies that has shown growth, it is not enough to offset the decline. Due to this, corporate management has decided to consolidate these departments to cut back on the duplicated costs of maintaining separate state governments and all associated services. New map is shown below.

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Two senators will be allocated to Derpistan, as with all other states, however in light of population decline, the total number of congresspersons allocated may need to be reduced. We hope these cost-saving measures will allow Derpistan to return to profitability, however if after 5 years no significant improvement are seen, more drastic measures, including foreclosure and liquidation of assets may become necessary.


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2020-12-05 3:57:36 PM  

jjorsett: This is nearly as deranged as screaming about Trump colluding with Russia for 4 years.


Oh, how cute.  You think false equivalencies are valid. 

At least you tried. 

Now, back to the shadows with you
 
2020-12-05 4:03:35 PM  
Does he ask that you stand for the singing of their National Anthem?
Nikolai Volkoff sings the Russian National Athem
Youtube 3TVU-sjy5_4
 
2020-12-05 4:08:41 PM  

Satanic panic in the attic: recombobulator: Also vegetables are a Bolshevik conspiracy.  Real men eat steak for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

/ and second breakfast
// and elevenses
/// and afternoon tea

Unless you are grinding the Porterhouse bone into a coffee additive brewing it and drinking steak coffee I don't want to hear about manliness


Grinding?  I crush it into a powder with my bare hands and snort it!
 
2020-12-05 4:14:23 PM  
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2020-12-05 4:15:44 PM  
Republicanism is a public health hazard. It must be banned, burned and buried, as soon as possible.

Until it is stopped, nobody is safe.
 
2020-12-05 4:16:07 PM  
Shepherd was introduced as and talked about being a Wyoming Department of Health employee in the hour-plus presentation in Loveland, Colorado.

So basically the guy who puts fresh ink cartridges in the printer and takes out the trash?
 
2020-12-05 4:18:02 PM  
Remember, WY people count ~4x as much as the average American, when it comes the to electing a President.

They're the chosen few.
 
2020-12-05 4:26:13 PM  
Wyoming isn't real.
 
2020-12-05 4:39:39 PM  
Too many government positions are given to people because of their political connections, not their competence or sanity.
 
2020-12-05 4:41:13 PM  

jjorsett: This is nearly as deranged as screaming about Trump colluding with Russia for 4 years.


Only a commie would say that.
 
2020-12-05 4:41:17 PM  

whyRpeoplesostupid: Ok I went down the rabbit hole on Igor Shepherd.

Google says he owns Global Strategic Resources

also he's a former russian doctor named Igor Shafhid

Married an american bible thumper and found god also says in there his first wife was the daughter of a 2 star general

just sayin


Christ!  *Tom Farking Clancy* would reject that as too much to believe, that anyone would put this guy in a position of authority in an American government!
 
2020-12-05 4:47:13 PM  

OK So Amuse Me: So, a vaccine causes Communism? How does that work? Here I was thinking that Communism was a political ideology, silly me.


That's exactly what they want you to think.
 
2020-12-05 4:47:28 PM  

Alaskan Yoda: Wyoming isn't real.


Sure it is, I've been there.  They even have birds.
 
2020-12-05 4:48:50 PM  

hissatsu: Unfortunately we have been having problems for with Wyoming and neighboring Great Plains states. They have been underperforming for years. Overall economic output is down, they have not been profitable for some time, and population is dwinding. While Herping the Derp has been one of the few sectors of their economies that has shown growth, it is not enough to offset the decline. Due to this, corporate management has decided to consolidate these departments to cut back on the duplicated costs of maintaining separate state governments and all associated services. New map is shown below.

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Two senators will be allocated to Derpistan, as with all other states, however in light of population decline, the total number of congresspersons allocated may need to be reduced. We hope these cost-saving measures will allow Derpistan to return to profitability, however if after 5 years no significant improvement are seen, more drastic measures, including foreclosure and liquidation of assets may become necessary.


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