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2020-12-05 7:09:52 AM  
With Christmas approaching, it's time once again for the Grift of the Maga
 
2020-12-05 9:05:44 AM  
That's the thing about grifts. When the well tries up, the grifter wanders off to find a new grift.

A shame this guy got left in the dirt to face his murder charges. A real shame.
 
2020-12-05 9:21:37 AM  

gilgigamesh: That's the thing about grifts. When the well tries up, the grifter wanders off to find a new grift.

A shame this guy got left in the dirt to face his murder charges. A real shame.


Anyway...
 
2020-12-05 10:34:59 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:28:53 AM  
Apparently his gofundme isn't doing well enough to keep a lawyer.
 
2020-12-05 11:48:02 AM  
The little shiat isn't the deplorable cause du jour anymore so he's being left to hang lol.
 
2020-12-05 11:48:31 AM  
Good.
 
2020-12-05 11:49:05 AM  
Huh, I figured the MAGAt c-list celebrities who felt it fit to pay the child jihadi's bail would see the whole thing through. I can be kind of ignorant sometimes.
 
2020-12-05 11:49:15 AM  
Hopefully he'll have to record his CPAC keynote speech from a jail cell next year.
 
2020-12-05 11:49:16 AM  
Another prominent attorney who has associated himself with Rittenhouse, Lin Wood, also appears to have pivoted away from the case in order to focus his efforts on overturning President Donald Trump's 2020 election loss.

LOL. I guess there isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.
 
2020-12-05 11:50:09 AM  
And the RWNJ's wonder why those of us on the left laugh at them...
 
2020-12-05 11:50:24 AM  
So there is an old saying about being judged by the company you keep. I think it can be expanded to your life going like the company you keep. He's a brainwashed idiot who with any justice will have a long time to sit in a plain 4 walled room to think about what decisions took him there.
 
2020-12-05 11:50:27 AM  
I bet if a liberal had gunned down patriotic conservative-americans, George Soros would show up with a checkbook to get them off the hook. But it's only bad when a bootstrappy lawyer does it and then leaves to try to overturn the 2020 election results.
 
2020-12-05 11:50:36 AM  
I guess Ricky Schroeder is all out of silver spoons.
 
2020-12-05 11:51:06 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:52:27 AM  
That's okay
 
2020-12-05 11:53:47 AM  

odinsposse: Another prominent attorney who has associated himself with Rittenhouse, Lin Wood, also appears to have pivoted away from the case in order to focus his efforts on overturning President Donald Trump's 2020 election loss.

LOL. I guess there isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.


I don't know about that...F. Lee Bailey did ok after Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler for you noobs).  But he did go off the rails

You can take that FWIW.
 
2020-12-05 11:54:04 AM  

Weatherkiss: I bet if a liberal had gunned down patriotic conservative-americans, George Soros would show up with a checkbook to get them off the hook. But it's only bad when a bootstrappy lawyer does it and then leaves to try to overturn the 2020 election results.


Speaking of, what's going on with the "security" guard vs the MAGAt in Denver?
 
2020-12-05 11:55:22 AM  
He may be a dipsh*t who crossed state lines with an illegal gun to kill people, but there's no way he's getting good representation from those ambulance chasers
 
2020-12-05 11:56:12 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:56:20 AM  
Pierce had no income and monthly expenses of $49,481, prosecutors alleged in a motion. He was also approximately $1.2 million in debt and was being sued for allegedly violating the rental agreement on his $1.3 million home.

LOL how the fark do you get yourself in to a situation like this? And who is lending him money?

Being a right wing turd I'm sure someone can find him musing about personal and financial responsibility.
 
2020-12-05 11:57:10 AM  
Thousands of Real Americans donated to Lin Wood's fund to post bail for Kyle.  When Kyle shows up, that's Lin's money. I bet he didn't even post the full amount.  He might have gotten a bond. Standard bond is 10%. For something like this, it may have been more than 50%, but rest assured when you gave money to free Kyle, you gave money to Lin Wood to spend as he pleased.
 
2020-12-05 11:58:31 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:58:58 AM  
i don't feel bad for Rittenhouse at all.  This exercise is Maga world should be reason enough to never vote for another republican.
 
2020-12-05 12:00:08 PM  

Boo_Guy: The little shiat isn't the deplorable cause du jour anymore so he's being left to hang lol.


He'll always be on our periphery like George Zimmerman. After the inauguration a bunch of incompetent deplorable lawyers will be looking for a new GoFundieMe looting opportunity.
 
2020-12-05 12:01:06 PM  

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The follow up to that pic.
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2020-12-05 12:02:42 PM  

jackandwater: odinsposse: Another prominent attorney who has associated himself with Rittenhouse, Lin Wood, also appears to have pivoted away from the case in order to focus his efforts on overturning President Donald Trump's 2020 election loss.

LOL. I guess there isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.

I don't know about that...F. Lee Bailey did ok after Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler for you noobs).  But he did go off the rails

You can take that FWIW.


F L created community property divorce and his yacht stuck out in the channel at a narrow point of the intercostal, so no, not ok
 
2020-12-05 12:05:04 PM  
"The allegations you reference are ludicrous," he wrote. "All of the funds are controlled by Kyle's mother Wendy. In addition, I have no affiliation whatsoever with that foundation."


The same mom who sent him on an out of state murder mission?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*He's boned
 
2020-12-05 12:05:34 PM  

jaytkay: Boo_Guy: The little shiat isn't the deplorable cause du jour anymore so he's being left to hang lol.

He'll always be on our periphery like George Zimmerman. After the inauguration a bunch of incompetent deplorable lawyers will be looking for a new GoFundieMe looting opportunity.


In the meantime, they are taking Trump for everything they can get (and I hope they are demanding cash up front, rather than on contingency, because otherwise Trump will stiff them the same way he stiffs everyone else he hires on contingency).
 
2020-12-05 12:08:07 PM  

Bslim: "The allegations you reference are ludicrous," he wrote. "All of the funds are controlled by Kyle's mother Wendy. In addition, I have no affiliation whatsoever with that foundation."


The same mom who sent him on an out of state murder mission?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*He's boned


And his mom will be moving to Florida with all the money she grifted the day after he gets convicted.
 
2020-12-05 12:08:33 PM  

HugeMistake: With Christmas approaching, it's time once again for the Grift of the Maga


Indeed. I've been thinking this week about the irony of the alleged "war on Christmas." Like most Republican projection, it's the Republicans killing Christmas this year. The pandemic is so bad it's not safe for families to get together, and even those that will have lost so much income or incurred such medical bills (if not using good sense to bank for what will still come), it's the right doing far more damage than anyone saying "happy holidays" or denying nativity scenes or trees in the public square.
 
2020-12-05 12:09:21 PM  

2farknfunny: jackandwater: odinsposse: Another prominent attorney who has associated himself with Rittenhouse, Lin Wood, also appears to have pivoted away from the case in order to focus his efforts on overturning President Donald Trump's 2020 election loss.

LOL. I guess there isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.

I don't know about that...F. Lee Bailey did ok after Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler for you noobs).  But he did go off the rails

You can take that FWIW.

F L created community property divorce and his yacht stuck out in the channel at a narrow point of the intercostal, so no, not ok


I did not know that.  I stand corrected.  I now to your superior knowledge.
 
2020-12-05 12:10:04 PM  
Pierce told The Daily Beast that the withdrawal "was always the plan."

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2020-12-05 12:11:22 PM  
Bow, not now.  Sheesh.
 
2020-12-05 12:11:58 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Pierce had no income and monthly expenses of $49,481, prosecutors alleged in a motion. He was also approximately $1.2 million in debt and was being sued for allegedly violating the rental agreement on his $1.3 million home.

LOL how the fark do you get yourself in to a situation like this? And who is lending him money?

Being a right wing turd I'm sure someone can find him musing about personal and financial responsibility.


It's actually kind of impressive how far the GOP et al are lowering the bar on the attorneys they find...

At this rate, the next one is going to actually be a lamprey.
 
2020-12-05 12:13:26 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Bslim: "The allegations you reference are ludicrous," he wrote. "All of the funds are controlled by Kyle's mother Wendy. In addition, I have no affiliation whatsoever with that foundation."


The same mom who sent him on an out of state murder mission?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*He's boned

And his mom will be moving to Florida with all the money she grifted the day after he gets convicted.


I'll betchu ANYTHING she and her er boyfriend "Daryl" are already down at the dealership kiting-out a new F-250.
 
2020-12-05 12:13:50 PM  

AAAAGGGGHHHH: [Fark user image 850x477]


I wonder how that would work. Would the lighter gravity screw up the bullet's trajectory?
 
2020-12-05 12:14:24 PM  

PunGent: HotWingConspiracy: Pierce had no income and monthly expenses of $49,481, prosecutors alleged in a motion. He was also approximately $1.2 million in debt and was being sued for allegedly violating the rental agreement on his $1.3 million home.

LOL how the fark do you get yourself in to a situation like this? And who is lending him money?

Being a right wing turd I'm sure someone can find him musing about personal and financial responsibility.

It's actually kind of impressive how far the GOP et al are lowering the bar on the attorneys they find...

At this rate, the next one is going to actually be a lamprey.


A lamprey that's somehow 100 large in debt to the Russian mob.
 
2020-12-05 12:15:53 PM  

odinsposse: Another prominent attorney who has associated himself with Rittenhouse, Lin Wood, also appears to have pivoted away from the case in order to focus his efforts on overturning President Donald Trump's 2020 election loss.

LOL. I guess there isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.


Unless it's draped in a confederate flag.
Then, there are statues built to these people and defending them is called "protecting your heritage."
 
2020-12-05 12:17:48 PM  

Bslim: ClavellBCMI: Bslim: "The allegations you reference are ludicrous," he wrote. "All of the funds are controlled by Kyle's mother Wendy. In addition, I have no affiliation whatsoever with that foundation."


The same mom who sent him on an out of state murder mission?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*He's boned

And his mom will be moving to Florida with all the money she grifted the day after he gets convicted.

I'll betchu ANYTHING she and her er boyfriend "Daryl" are already down at the dealership kiting-out a new F-250.


"Daryl Wayne"

FTFY
 
2020-12-05 12:20:00 PM  

xaldin: So there is an old saying about being judged by the company you keep. I think it can be expanded to your life going like the company you keep. He's a brainwashed idiot who with any justice will have a long time to sit in a plain 4 walled room to think about what decisions took him there.


Brainwashed murderer.  Normally idiots just hurt themselves (Florida Man)....
 
2020-12-05 12:22:15 PM  

Rapmaster2000: Thousands of Real Americans donated to Lin Wood's fund to post bail for Kyle.  When Kyle shows up, that's Lin's money. I bet he didn't even post the full amount.  He might have gotten a bond. Standard bond is 10%. For something like this, it may have been more than 50%, but rest assured when you gave money to free Kyle, you gave money to Lin Wood to spend as he pleased.


Wisconsin has weird bail laws.  He posted a $2,000,000 bail not a bond.

https://www.npr.org/2020/11/20/937323​8​73/kyle-rittenhouse-released-on-2-mill​ion-bail-awaiting-trial-in-kenosha-wis​-deaths
 
2020-12-05 12:22:39 PM  

jackandwater: LOL. I guessthere isn't as much glory in defending some trashy murderer.
I don't know about that...F. Lee Bailey did ok after Albert DeSalvo (Boston Strangler for you noobs).  But he did go off the rails
You can take that FWIW.


OJ's lawyers did all right afterwards, even if they were humiliated.
 
2020-12-05 12:23:19 PM  

theflatline: He murdered people cold blood after assaulting a teenage girl with his fists.


Sure. We're supposed to be better than him.
 
2020-12-05 12:24:03 PM  

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What a cuck, wearin' the muzzle.
 
2020-12-05 12:27:11 PM  
So a couple of lawyers who don't do criminal defense decided they're not going to handle the criminal defense of their client.  Instead they're letting an actual criminal defense attorney handle it.

Sounds like it's in shambles.
 
2020-12-05 12:31:33 PM  

ceejayoz: No one should be subject to extrajudicial torture.


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2020-12-05 12:35:37 PM  

Weatherkiss: I bet if a liberal had gunned down patriotic conservative-americans, George Soros would show up with a checkbook to get them off the hook. But it's only bad when a bootstrappy lawyer does it and then leaves to try to overturn the 2020 election results.



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2020-12-05 12:36:53 PM  

GrizzlyPouch: So a couple of lawyers who don't do criminal defense decided they're not going to handle the criminal defense of their client.  Instead they're letting an actual criminal defense attorney handle it.

Sounds like it's in shambles.


You want this murdering sack of shiat out and about. I get it, but here's the thing: They  already grifted a large chunk of his defense funds, so that IS what you aptly describe as "shambles."
Better send your boy more money.
 
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