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2020-12-05 8:43:19 AM  
Also, is being withheld by a bailiff while pointing at a squinting feline.
 
2020-12-05 8:46:03 AM  
Disbar the lot of them.
 
2020-12-05 9:13:26 AM  
Call me crazy, but if you're trying to build your case shouldn't you hunt down some of these people and put their stories in sworn affidavits so when you go to the judge you have actual evidence rather just than copypasta from internet sh*tposters?

I mean, I'm not law-talkin' dude, but I think that's how this is supposed to go.
 
2020-12-05 9:27:34 AM  
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/I saw Trump supporters burn Biden ballots while endlessly chanting "Hail God Trump! Death to Bidenists!"
If you'd like to hear more you can reach me at my mountain top mansion, I'll be the painfully handsome 7 foot tall man surrounded by supermodels.
 
2020-12-05 9:33:57 AM  

Private_Citizen: [Fark user image 425x477]
/I saw Trump supporters burn Biden ballots while endlessly chanting "Hail God Trump! Death to Bidenists!"
If you'd like to hear more you can reach me at my mountain top mansion, I'll be the painfully handsome 7 foot tall man surrounded by supermodels.


I heard people say it! That should count!
 
2020-12-05 10:27:19 AM  
Everybody understands it's a grift, but can't the judges sanction the lawyers for wasting the court's time with this stuff?
 
2020-12-05 10:40:14 AM  
Seriously
Two words
Dis
Bar

It's not just a location description anymore
 
2020-12-05 11:06:45 AM  
You laugh, but once my cousin's boyfriend's mom's uncle tells everyone about the guys he overheard at the local antifa center of excellence explaining how they would use brain waves to alter the secret computer codes in voting machines, Biden will go to prison for a billion years.
 
2020-12-05 11:07:05 AM  
Their idea of an expert witness is someone that has read a lot of facebook posts and will tell you all about them, That is not evidence.
 
2020-12-05 11:07:29 AM  
I saw Democrats voting in a closet and making ballots. And one of the ballots looked at me.
 
2020-12-05 11:08:05 AM  
I posted the comments, Ray

Really, that's what they're going to run with?
 
2020-12-05 11:08:32 AM  
Watch out....they have a celebrity witness now.

Once I Knew This Guy Who Knew This Guy
Youtube FEVaXyu0lWc
 
2020-12-05 11:09:30 AM  
Ok, guy, if we can't trust random Facebook posts, what the hell can we trust???

Clearly, worst election ever, much fraud, should be a do-over. Surely Republicans will win much greatly huge votes if election is redone.
 
2020-12-05 11:09:46 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:10:36 AM  

Destructor: I saw Democrats voting in a closet and making ballots. And one of the ballots looked at me.


Damn you!
(mine's prettier)
 
2020-12-05 11:10:40 AM  
Wow they all work with Lionel Hutz?
 
2020-12-05 11:11:12 AM  
When will Fark comments make it into one of these lawsuits?  I'd like to have a lawyer explain who MattytheMouse is.
 
2020-12-05 11:11:15 AM  
For the stupid trash who considered the testimony of witnesses that listened to the actual call, and the transcript supporting their allegations, and the self incriminating statements made by the president about his Ukraine extortion, as insufficient evidence, these facebook comments will constitute a smoking gun that is sufficient to overturn the election results.
 
2020-12-05 11:12:08 AM  
The grift must flow.

It has become increasingly evident that the quality of the lawsuits and "evidence" which allows that to happen is entirely immaterial.
 
2020-12-05 11:12:08 AM  
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2020-12-05 11:12:34 AM  
online stories

sudden moment of panic as he wonders whether they're referring to his submissions to Nifty and Sith Chicks *
 
2020-12-05 11:14:52 AM  
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/four noodles stuck
//and they spelled a word...
///dErP
 
2020-12-05 11:14:58 AM  

edmo: You laugh, but once my cousin's boyfriend's mom's uncle tells everyone about the guys he overheard at the local antifa center of excellence explaining how they would use brain waves to alter the secret computer codes in voting machines, Biden will go to prison for a billion years.


Beamed in or out via 5G butt antennas.
 
2020-12-05 11:15:04 AM  
First it was scary, because I was worried conservative appointed judges would go along with it. Then it became funny when it became apparent judges were going to follow the law.  After that, it got sad when they just wouldn't give up.  And now it's just farking annoying and I wish they'd have to face some kind of consequences for wasting our time and attempting to subvert democracy.  Why did a day in the stocks being pelted with rotten vegetables go out of style?
 
2020-12-05 11:18:41 AM  

Ray_Finkle: When will Fark comments make it into one of these lawsuits?  I'd like to have a lawyer explain who MattytheMouse is.


Your honor, as we can see, one Mike Lowell, undoubted patriot, has suggested that Democrats are a cabal of space lizards who will stop at nothing to rig our voting infrastructure.  This kind of evidence cannot be casually overlooked.
 
2020-12-05 11:20:06 AM  

NINEv2: edmo: You laugh, but once my cousin's boyfriend's mom's uncle tells everyone about the guys he overheard at the local antifa center of excellence explaining how they would use brain waves to alter the secret computer codes in voting machines, Biden will go to prison for a billion years.

Beamed in or out via 5G butt antennas.


I was supposed to see the 5G Butt Antennas at the Pour House this summer.
 
2020-12-05 11:20:13 AM  
It's "proof" in the sense that it proves how gullible and susceptible to batshiat propaganda the GOP base are.

So there's that.
 
2020-12-05 11:20:41 AM  

UNC_Samurai: NINEv2: edmo: You laugh, but once my cousin's boyfriend's mom's uncle tells everyone about the guys he overheard at the local antifa center of excellence explaining how they would use brain waves to alter the secret computer codes in voting machines, Biden will go to prison for a billion years.

Beamed in or out via 5G butt antennas.

I was supposed to see the 5G Butt Antennas at the Pour House this summer.


Damn covid.
 
2020-12-05 11:22:11 AM  
Last night, I had a 22 year old patient. She was hot! Her girlfriend came to visit about midnight. They hit the call light to trick me into coming in the room. And let me just say, I definitely came in the room - iykwim.

Does anybody know how to print from an iPhone? Asking for a friend. I'd like some evidence for my buddies to prove this actually happened.
 
2020-12-05 11:22:59 AM  
A failed coup is still an attempted coup.
 
2020-12-05 11:23:03 AM  
Man, the Georgia Bar disciplinary board is going to have a field day with these cretins.
 
2020-12-05 11:23:14 AM  
Makes sense. Most the Trumpers I know get thier "facts" from there already
 
2020-12-05 11:24:22 AM  
You think Republicans would really do that?

Just go on Facebook and tell lies?
 
2020-12-05 11:24:58 AM  
I know a guy at work who said he hacked the Texas voting machines to switch 500,000 votes to Republicans. Therefore Biden wins Texas and the senate is flipped. It's true!
 
2020-12-05 11:26:54 AM  
I hereby submit the following amicus brief: *wanking motion*
 
2020-12-05 11:27:21 AM  

Gratch: The grift must flow.

It has become increasingly evident that the quality of the lawsuits and "evidence" which allows that to happen is entirely immaterial.


I do wonder that the legal community is allowing this person to continue her antics.  Set aside her agenda and excepting disbarment even, her methods alone should have her being held to account by her peers betters in some way.

Unjustly or justly, Rudy & Pals behavior reflects poorly on the legal community at large.
 
2020-12-05 11:28:04 AM  
The Trump cultist expects court hearings to be conducted like their favorite right wing opinion show where the paid lunatics, liars and sycophants regurgitate their conspiracy fantasies and wild assumptions and the show moderator/anchor merely accepts them all as damning proof.  It's very confusing and frustrating to them why the courtroom burden of proof standards aren't the same as the Hannity show.  It must be an evil liberal deep state conspiracy in itself.
 
2020-12-05 11:29:22 AM  
FTA:  At another point, the contractor said they, "a guy named Kyle," "a couple named Valerie and James," and "several people" suspected a semi-truck with a trailer of hiding something, and the couple followed the truck.

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2020-12-05 11:30:21 AM  

Palined Parenthood: A failed coup is still an attempted coup.


The attempted coup hasn't failed yet. Based on how Americans have reacted so far, it will fail, but that assumes they keep reacting this way, which also assumes they recognize it hasn't failed yet.

So great kid, don't get cocky.
 
2020-12-05 11:30:53 AM  

Bazolar: First it was scary, because I was worried conservative appointed judges would go along with it. Then it became funny when it became apparent judges were going to follow the law.  After that, it got sad when they just wouldn't give up.  And now it's just farking annoying and I wish they'd have to face some kind of consequences for wasting our time and attempting to subvert democracy.  Why did a day in the stocks being pelted with rotten vegetables go out of style?


It's gonna be even better in 6 months when we start seeing articles about how all of these lawyers are suing the Trump campaign to try and get paid. They probably thought they were getting in on the grift and Trump told them they could bill outrageous amounts and make a ton of money knowing he had no intention of paying them anyway.

It's amazing to me that people and companies still agree to do work for this guy and/or his campaign.
 
2020-12-05 11:31:53 AM  

Palined Parenthood: A failed coup is still an attempted coup.


Yeah, but according to them, they dropped a little deuce coup, and we don't know what they've got.
 
2020-12-05 11:33:07 AM  
My family went down to the docks in Boston to watch the North Korean Ballot Boats come in.  Seeing all those bales of ballots just waiting to be trucked to conservative districts across the country really stirred out Democratic election fraud souls.  We took a basket of tofu and arugula, and a nice white wine spritzer, and had a vegan picnic while we watched the trans longshorepersons load up the foreign-made hybrid trucks.  Yes, this really happened.  I signed a piece of paper that says I can go to jail if I'm wrong.  Did you?
 
2020-12-05 11:33:58 AM  
The Republicans that didn't want witnesses at an impeachment trial want to use hearsay and conjecture to overthrow the democratically elected government.
 
2020-12-05 11:34:49 AM  
January 21st i expect sedition charges on Trump lawyers
 
2020-12-05 11:35:10 AM  

abhorrent1: Bazolar: First it was scary, because I was worried conservative appointed judges would go along with it. Then it became funny when it became apparent judges were going to follow the law.  After that, it got sad when they just wouldn't give up.  And now it's just farking annoying and I wish they'd have to face some kind of consequences for wasting our time and attempting to subvert democracy.  Why did a day in the stocks being pelted with rotten vegetables go out of style?

It's gonna be even better in 6 months when we start seeing articles about how all of these lawyers are suing the Trump campaign to try and get paid. They probably thought they were getting in on the grift and Trump told them they could bill outrageous amounts and make a ton of money knowing he had no intention of paying them anyway.

It's amazing to me that people and companies still agree to do work for this guy and/or his campaign.


Greed is a helluva drug.
 
2020-12-05 11:35:59 AM  
At what point will judges lose their patience and declare Republican lawyers Sidney Powell and Lin Wood persona non grata and slap serious sanctions on them?
 
2020-12-05 11:37:38 AM  
This standard of evidence is a good thing. Now we can now resolve the controversies about Bigfoot and UFOs too now
 
2020-12-05 11:39:29 AM  

Palined Parenthood: A failed coup is still an attempted coup.


Yoda says otherwise.
 
2020-12-05 11:40:35 AM  

Shostie: Call me crazy, but if you're trying to build your case shouldn't you hunt down some of these people and put their stories in sworn affidavits so when you go to the judge you have actual evidence rather just than copypasta from internet sh*tposters?

I mean, I'm not law-talkin' dude, but I think that's how this is supposed to go.


See the problem is they know they got nothing.  These internet comments are bullshiat but it is all they have so they are just going with what they have.
 
2020-12-05 11:41:10 AM  

andrewagill: Palined Parenthood: A failed coup is still an attempted coup.

The attempted coup hasn't failed yet. Based on how Americans have reacted so far, it will fail, but that assumes they keep reacting this way, which also assumes they recognize it hasn't failed yet.

So great kid, don't get cocky.


This is true.
 
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