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2020-12-04 9:24:53 PM  
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2020-12-04 10:05:32 PM  
DO EEET
 
2020-12-05 2:52:50 AM  
But only true Georgia residents. No moving to a relatives for the election
 
2020-12-05 3:22:10 AM  

sithon: But only true Georgia residents. No moving to a relatives for the election


I'm living with some guy's brother for a few weeks. It's pretty crowded here.
 
2020-12-05 3:31:58 AM  
This wasn't news a week or two ago?
Hope the surge of registration doesn't get bungled somehow.
Bungled.
 
2020-12-05 3:32:32 AM  
Also, Georgia PATRIOTS!: Trump called it a fraud, and wants you to boycott.

Listen to him. Or don't. I'm a deep-state operative. Or am I?

These people will chase their tails into oblivion, which amuses the hell out of me.
 
2020-12-05 3:35:02 AM  
Uh, is vote-by-mail legal? How about absentee voting?

I have no friends, so I don't know why I'm asking.
 
2020-12-05 3:49:42 AM  
Get on it, Joeja. You pulled through on kicking Agent Orange out. Now it's time to neuter a farking turtle.

I know you didn't ask for it, and it's a shiat deal, but you can save America. Just think of Burt, and do The Bandit proud.
 
Azz
2020-12-05 3:56:04 AM  
Get to da choppa!
 
2020-12-05 4:12:31 AM  
I have three Georgia registrations already and I sent one to tintar as well.  About to put some shrimp on the barby and make fun of Tasmanian's since we are both New Zealander's that are here to commit crimes, you know jaywalking, parking violations, perhaps some speeding and just a sprinkle of conspiracy!

/I am not feeling solid on the conspiracy
//I think that usually means we have to meet more than once
///in either event, my regular Birth Cert and Passport have been altered, they are supposed to say New Zealand.  If you were up on the new rules, you would know that, now step asside.
 
2020-12-05 4:19:27 AM  

sithon: But only true Georgia residents. No moving to a relatives for the election


Correct.  And the deadline of the 7th is only for Demoncrats.  All Rebublicans have until the 8th and true Trump supporters until the 20th.
 
2020-12-05 4:29:54 AM  
I've only received 8 mail in ballots so far.

Not my fault I'm not going to meet my quota.
 
2020-12-05 4:41:54 AM  
People don't realize the importance and the impact that it would have nationwide if the Senate flips. From actually having urgently needed legislation passed, to competent judges and cabinet members confirmed, especially now in the middle of this pandemic.

Georgians, please go register if you haven't done so yet, and VOTE!!!

FFS we need the farking turtle's death grip on governance GONE!!
 
2020-12-05 4:51:20 AM  

Jairzinho: FFS we need the farking turtle's death grip on governance GONE!!


Um, yeah. We know.

It's not as easy as you might think to reroute Dominion servers through Venezuala. And to drive out the dead voters. We're working as hard as we can

What are YOU doing to help us socialists steal victory?
 
2020-12-05 4:52:42 AM  
Both the Republicans in these runoffs won there elections, just not by enough to avoid this runoff election.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Of course you could always send the Squad down there, to prove how good they are at winning elections.

I'll wait.
 
2020-12-05 4:54:31 AM  

Print'sNotDead: Both the Republicans in these runoffs won there elections, just not by enough to avoid this runoff election.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Of course you could always send the Squad down there, to prove how good they are at winning elections.

I'll wait.


Sorry to quote myself, but wanted to make it clear how overjoyed I'll be if the Dems take the runoff. Unfortunately, Liberal Political Clickbait Fan Fiction aside.... I wouldn't lay money on it.
 
2020-12-05 5:02:11 AM  

Print'sNotDead: Both the Republicans in these runoffs won there elections, just not by enough to avoid this runoff election.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Of course you could always send the Squad down there, to prove how good they are at winning elections.

I'll wait.


Um, Warnock 33% - Loeffler 26%, in the General.

And the last runoff poll just now was 52 - 45 for Warnock.

Ossoff vs Perdue is a little more of an uphill climb (it did go like you said in the General), but he just polled 50 - 48 at least.

So it's not as out of reach as you're painting it to be.
 
2020-12-05 5:04:28 AM  

firesign: Print'sNotDead: Both the Republicans in these runoffs won there elections, just not by enough to avoid this runoff election.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Of course you could always send the Squad down there, to prove how good they are at winning elections.

I'll wait.

Um, Warnock 33% - Loeffler 26%, in the General.

And the last runoff poll just now was 52 - 45 for Warnock.

Ossoff vs Perdue is a little more of an uphill climb (it did go like you said in the General), but he just polled 50 - 48 at least.

So it's not as out of reach as you're painting it to be.


And when a bunch of voters try to write in Trump instead, that won't help Republicans.
 
2020-12-05 5:12:03 AM  

Alphax: And when a bunch of voters try to write in Trump instead, that won't help Republicans.


I'm mostly betting that whole gambit will cause those frustrated Trump supporters to stay home/not bother, rather than many of them actually trying to go out and write him in.

But of course either way is fine with me.

Honestly the GOP could hardly be running a bigger pair of boring, 100% bought, corporate shiatheads right now. Zero personality to either one of them. I'm really hoping that also keeps enthusiasm low.
 
2020-12-05 5:13:13 AM  
There's something odd about this poolside laundry bin that makes me want to break it, then fix it again.
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I can't figure out why.
 
2020-12-05 6:06:58 AM  

Alphax: firesign: Print'sNotDead: Both the Republicans in these runoffs won there elections, just not by enough to avoid this runoff election.

I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Of course you could always send the Squad down there, to prove how good they are at winning elections.

I'll wait.

Um, Warnock 33% - Loeffler 26%, in the General.

And the last runoff poll just now was 52 - 45 for Warnock.

Ossoff vs Perdue is a little more of an uphill climb (it did go like you said in the General), but he just polled 50 - 48 at least.

So it's not as out of reach as you're painting it to be.

And when a bunch of voters try to write in Trump instead, that won't help Republicans.


They can write?
 
2020-12-05 7:29:26 AM  

DannyBrandt: I've only received 8 mail in ballots so far.

Not my fault I'm not going to meet my quota.


You can't make an Omlett without breaking a few eggs.  History will remember you as a hero
 
2020-12-05 7:30:14 AM  
What are the rules, can many farkers move to Georgia right now and register?
 
2020-12-05 7:36:43 AM  
Republicans, you have to wait until December 8 to register, but you get a free write in vote for a Trump if you sign up after that date!
 
2020-12-05 7:42:32 AM  

firesign: Alphax: And when a bunch of voters try to write in Trump instead, that won't help Republicans.

I'm mostly betting that whole gambit will cause those frustrated Trump supporters to stay home/not bother, rather than many of them actually trying to go out and write him in.

But of course either way is fine with me.

Honestly the GOP could hardly be running a bigger pair of boring, 100% bought, corporate shiatheads right now. Zero personality to either one of them. I'm really hoping that also keeps enthusiasm low.


That and how devout are trump supporters to the GOP when trump isn't on the ticket.
 
2020-12-05 7:57:03 AM  

stoli n coke: Get on it, Joeja. You pulled through on kicking Agent Orange out. Now it's time to neuter a farking turtle.

I know you didn't ask for it, and it's a shiat deal, but you can save America. Just think of Burt, and do The Bandit proud.


I'M VOTING AS MANY TIMES AS I CAN OVER HERE...GIVE A GUY A BREAK!
 
2020-12-05 8:07:44 AM  

RadiomanATL: stoli n coke: Get on it, Joeja. You pulled through on kicking Agent Orange out. Now it's time to neuter a farking turtle.

I know you didn't ask for it, and it's a shiat deal, but you can save America. Just think of Burt, and do The Bandit proud.

I'M VOTING AS MANY TIMES AS I CAN OVER HERE...GIVE A GUY A BREAK!


Vote 1 more time, you can do it, just one more rep.
 
2020-12-05 9:18:43 AM  
Georgia resident as of August here. I'm renting an entire costume shop so I can vote a bunch of times.

"No, sir. I'm clearly Scooby Doo. That princess who was here an hour ago is someone completely different, handsome as he sounds."
 
2020-12-05 9:33:01 AM  
Remember Republicans, you MUST use a BLACK Sharpie when you #WriteInTrump4GA on Wednesday Jan 6, 2021 if you want Trump to have TWO, count 'em, TWO Senate Votes!
 
2020-12-05 9:51:37 AM  
Already voted absentee like a week ago.

If you're in Georgia, don't wait on this, they're saying they want this shiat done ASAP so there's less BS in January.
 
2020-12-05 10:36:18 AM  

stoli n coke: Get on it, Joeja. You pulled through on kicking Agent Orange out. Now it's time to neuter a farking turtle.

I know you didn't ask for it, and it's a shiat deal, but you can save America. Just think of Burt, and do The Bandit proud.


And just like that, a state that Democrats considered inbred cro-magnons when they thought of it at all just a few weeks ago become a power-broker and the oleaginous compliments start.
 
2020-12-05 11:34:58 AM  
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2020-12-05 12:35:04 PM  

Langdon_777: What are the rules, can many farkers move to Georgia right now and register?


technically yes.  I am sure there will be investigations of new georgians to make sure this doesn't happen too blatantly.

like the lawyer from FL tried this week.
 
2020-12-05 12:36:38 PM  

zorkmcgork: Remember Republicans, you MUST use a BLACK Sharpie when you #WriteInTrump4GA on Wednesday Jan 6, 2021 if you want Trump to have TWO, count 'em, TWO Senate Votes!


I can't wait to see how many voting machines will have sharpie marks on the monitor screen.
 
2020-12-05 1:27:32 PM  
How about non-residents? Asking for Trump supporters. Rudy doesn't return my calls.
 
2020-12-05 1:29:31 PM  
Wish there was a way to keep bumping this to the top of the list.
 
2020-12-05 5:59:48 PM  
This comment thread is going to be screen shot and used as evidence in court by Sidney Powell arguing there's widespread voter fraud in GA.
 
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