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(Calgary Sun)   Alberta Premier Kenney to anti-mask protestors, "Quit being stupid and stay home". Protestors respond, "You have no idea how stupid we can be"   (calgarysun.com) divider line
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2020-12-04 6:19:19 PM  
Treat them like DUIs. Massive fines and jail. They are putting lives in danger and literally killing people. They should pay the price.
 
2020-12-04 6:26:59 PM  
From what I've heard about Alberta, this is pretty accurate.
 
2020-12-04 6:54:32 PM  
The king of the imbeciles is complaining about other people being stupid?
 
2020-12-04 7:01:26 PM  
I love how these anti mask morons call the fines and arrests unconstitutional. I can't wait to see them learn a very hard lesson in front of a judge because they don't have the first farking clue what would actually violate their Charter rights because they probably don't even know what Section 15 is.

I mean, they say unconstitutional, which right off the bat is not the correct term.
 
2020-12-04 10:07:24 PM  
"We want to be American stoopid!"

It's a weird hill to be jealous of.
 
2020-12-05 12:07:42 AM  

Rev.K: I love how these anti mask morons call the fines and arrests unconstitutional. I can't wait to see them learn a very hard lesson in front of a judge because they don't have the first farking clue what would actually violate their Charter rights because they probably don't even know what Section 15 is.

I mean, they say unconstitutional, which right off the bat is not the correct term.


America soon to liberate and bring American freedoms to Alberta?
 
2020-12-05 12:08:14 AM  
JFC my province is embarrassing as all get out.
 
2020-12-05 12:09:19 AM  
I'm not gonna so far as to say that Alberta used to be "cool," but I'm pretty sure it didn't used to be like this.
 
2020-12-05 12:11:55 AM  
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2020-12-05 12:13:02 AM  
Welp, he unleashed this with his anti-Liberal Party social media machine. He delivered thousands of his followers into the ahnds of liars. What did he expect, that his level power wouldn't mean he crashed the whole province and killed people?

I hate to see my country burn but Jason Kenney farking did this. Not Covid. Kenney's social media machine.

How's it feel to tell non-white voters on social media to "decline the vote: and "send a message to the Liberals" now, Jason K? Who did you put in the driver's seat? :( What a gerat list of citizens you redlined, there. You could have used some of their leadership now.
 
2020-12-05 12:13:15 AM  

lolmao500: Treat them like DUIs. Massive fines and jail. They are putting lives in danger and literally killing people. They should pay the price.


Lower triage priority for when hospitals start hitting ICU capacity.
 
2020-12-05 12:14:03 AM  
Jason Kenney calling anyone stupid is mind-bogglingly stupid.
 
2020-12-05 12:14:32 AM  

Bennie Crabtree: Welp, he unleashed this with his anti-Liberal Party social media machine. He delivered thousands of his followers into the ahnds of liars. What did he expect, that his level power wouldn't mean he crashed the whole province and killed people?

I hate to see my country burn but Jason Kenney farking did this. Not Covid. Kenney's social media machine.

How's it feel to tell non-white voters on social media to "decline the vote: and "send a message to the Liberals" now, Jason K? Who did you put in the driver's seat? :( What a gerat list of citizens you redlined, there. You could have used some of their leadership now.


I mean, I know he has a social media machine and I'm pretty sure they read Fark so they will pass along my message to himn. Totes. If his private PR firm friends don't the CRTC will :P
 
2020-12-05 12:18:58 AM  

New Rising Sun: lolmao500: Treat them like DUIs. Massive fines and jail. They are putting lives in danger and literally killing people. They should pay the price.

Lower triage priority for when hospitals start hitting ICU capacity.


Their priority should be have a seat over there, no not there, over there (dramatic zoom out to other side of town).
 
2020-12-05 12:19:00 AM  
Alberta, the Trumpers of the North.
 
2020-12-05 12:21:11 AM  
Alberta is welcome to join Jesusland when the United States of Canada reconfiguration finally happens.
 
2020-12-05 12:21:37 AM  
Anybody who attends an anti-mask event of any sort should be put down like a rabid dog.
 
2020-12-05 12:21:39 AM  
On weekends I see one pickup and about 5 people with anti mask signs here in Ft. McMurray. Idiots are the minority thankfully.
 
2020-12-05 12:21:45 AM  

New Rising Sun: lolmao500: Treat them like DUIs. Massive fines and jail. They are putting lives in danger and literally killing people. They should pay the price.

Lower triage priority for when hospitals start hitting ICU capacity.


Yep. And before anyone starts in on the morality bs, it's just like alcoholics and liver transplants. Supply and demand dictates that certain treatments should not be available to irresponsible, medically non-compliant asshats.
 
2020-12-05 12:21:48 AM  
His security detail must constantly be on the lookout for bastards
 
2020-12-05 12:21:59 AM  
You brought the hardcore nutbars that even Preston Manning wouldn't touch into the party so you could win the election.  Then you spent every waking minute telling people that everyone east of Winnipeg was lying to them about everything.  This is your fault, Kenney.  Fark off and die of COVID.
 
2020-12-05 12:28:52 AM  

austerity101: I'm not gonna so far as to say that Alberta used to be "cool," but I'm pretty sure it didn't used to be like this.


Edmonton in the 90's was a pretty cool place to be.  Then I moved :p
 
2020-12-05 12:31:03 AM  
Covid tastes like cotton candy.
 
2020-12-05 12:37:26 AM  
The true punishment for their non-compliance should be that they have to handle the bodies of their dead friends when they run out of room at the local morgue. Might be the only way the message sinks in.
 
2020-12-05 12:41:12 AM  
"Alberta is rapidly becoming a beacon of freedom in Canada, with rallies happening across the province every week now," it stated. "It's time for Alberta to show the world that we are the creators of our own destiny."

I grew up in Alberta and left without looking back 25 years ago. It's definitely a beacon of....something.
 
2020-12-05 12:41:26 AM  

Flappyhead: You brought the hardcore nutbars that even Preston Manning wouldn't touch into the party so you could win the election.  Then you spent every waking minute telling people that everyone east of Winnipeg was lying to them about everything.  This is your fault, Kenney.  Fark off and die of COVID.



Remember when the PC's fractured and  reform was formed because the PC's weren't conservative enough?  And then reform splintered and the Wild Rose Party was born, comprised of reformers that thought they weren't conservative enough?

Wasn't there one more split in there as well?
 
2020-12-05 12:42:08 AM  

Zombie Jesus: The king of the imbeciles is complaining about other people being stupid?


I dislike Kenney as much as the next guy, but in this case, he's trying to do something good.  Now admittedly, this is the sort of monster the conservatives seem to have nurtured over the past 20 something years rearing its head, however, I'm not going to fault Kenney for speaking out against the dangerous idiocy that appears to be on display here.

I'll gladly point out Kenney's many failings, once the pandemic is over.
 
2020-12-05 12:42:43 AM  

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Alberta is welcome to join Jesusland when the United States of Canada reconfiguration finally happens.


The First Nations will likely want to stay with Canada so a lot of Alberta's land won't be joining Jesusland.

Same thing was going to happen to Quebec if they left.
 
2020-12-05 12:44:20 AM  

Tomfoolery Rules Over Logical Living: Alberta is welcome to join Jesusland when the United States of Canada reconfiguration finally happens.


A lot of us Albertans don't like the jesusland parts of Alberta.  We had a decent NDP government, until the conservatives merged with the Canadian version of the Tea Party.
 
2020-12-05 12:44:37 AM  

Schlubbe: His security detail must constantly be on the lookout for bastards


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2020-12-05 12:45:39 AM  

strathcona: Flappyhead: You brought the hardcore nutbars that even Preston Manning wouldn't touch into the party so you could win the election.  Then you spent every waking minute telling people that everyone east of Winnipeg was lying to them about everything.  This is your fault, Kenney.  Fark off and die of COVID.


Remember when the PC's fractured and  reform was formed because the PC's weren't conservative enough?  And then reform splintered and the Wild Rose Party was born, comprised of reformers that thought they weren't conservative enough?

Wasn't there one more split in there as well?


Remember when Preston Manning was seen as an outlier.  What I would give to see someone principled like him in charge of the small Conservative movement.
 
2020-12-05 12:46:05 AM  
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2020-12-05 12:46:07 AM  

Zombie Jesus: The king of the imbeciles is complaining about other people being stupid?


Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
 
2020-12-05 12:46:18 AM  

BuckTurgidson: Covid tastes like cotton candy.


Blue or pink?

This is important!
 
2020-12-05 12:46:50 AM  
I dunno, masked Albertans...
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/rowsdower
 
2020-12-05 12:51:14 AM  
I think the fact that trump still got 74,196,153 votes after his dumpster fire in office is a pretty good indicator of just how stupid people can truly be.
 
2020-12-05 12:51:24 AM  
It's things like this that might make me understand why he hasn't let Alberta celebrate its first gay Premier.
 
2020-12-05 12:52:09 AM  

tiiger: Zombie Jesus: The king of the imbeciles is complaining about other people being stupid?

I dislike Kenney as much as the next guy, but in this case, he's trying to do something good.  Now admittedly, this is the sort of monster the conservatives seem to have nurtured over the past 20 something years rearing its head, however, I'm not going to fault Kenney for speaking out against the dangerous idiocy that appears to be on display here.

I'll gladly point out Kenney's many failings, once the pandemic is over.


When I got posted here by the army in the late 80's/early 90's Reform was just getting rolling, They seemed like a viable alternative to King Ralph and his criminal thugs.  Who knew that it would lead to this?
 
2020-12-05 12:53:09 AM  
Can we deport them all for the sake of saving the american gene pool? Having people this stupid alive is really harming evolution.
 
2020-12-05 12:54:46 AM  

tiiger: A lot of us Albertans don't like the jesusland parts of Alberta.


Unfortunately, they are the folks people base their ideas of Alberta on.
 
2020-12-05 12:55:30 AM  
farking Alberta
*spits*
 
2020-12-05 12:55:44 AM  
Oh wait canada? Maybe we did deport them!
 
2020-12-05 1:00:15 AM  
"We can be dumber" said every population ever.
 
2020-12-05 1:07:29 AM  
Now Subby, I suspect he knows how stupid his voters are.
 
2020-12-05 1:07:40 AM  
They can always get dumber.

Bonus challenge: If they wear RealTree to the grocery store, and a mask, I'll pay you $10. If they're not, I'll pay you $10.

I'd be a millionaire within a week.
 
2020-12-05 1:09:12 AM  
A mask soaked in deer piss for hours is fine, but a face-panty for ten minutes is too much.

This is where they draw their dumbass line. Do make fun of them for it.
 
2020-12-05 1:10:23 AM  

hubiestubert: "We want to be American stoopid!"

It's a weird hill to be jealous of.


Forget it, Hubie, it's Alberta.
 
2020-12-05 1:10:23 AM  
My proposal for dealing with the Anti-Mask Idiots in Alberta.

Northlands Coliseum in Edmonton is empty. I suspect not much is going on at the Saddledome in Calgary. Anybody who attends one of these protests without a mask should be detained as they are a risk to themselves and others. Set up bed in the 2 areas, and they can stay for 2 weeks. If we make them pay parking and by food from the concessions, we could even turn a profit off it.

/Kenney is a Farking Asshat for not bringing in a provincial mask mandate and crackdown like other premiers have
 
2020-12-05 1:12:22 AM  
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2020-12-05 1:17:07 AM  

strathcona: Flappyhead: You brought the hardcore nutbars that even Preston Manning wouldn't touch into the party so you could win the election.  Then you spent every waking minute telling people that everyone east of Winnipeg was lying to them about everything.  This is your fault, Kenney.  Fark off and die of COVID.


Remember when the PC's fractured and  reform was formed because the PC's weren't conservative enough?  And then reform splintered and the Wild Rose Party was born, comprised of reformers that thought they weren't conservative enough?

Wasn't there one more split in there as well?


its like a still but all it does is distill sweet blissful stupidity in ever increasing concentration
 
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