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2020-12-04 7:08:06 PM  
8 votes:

optikeye: Ker_Thwap: I often mark zero for the tip, and leave a cash tip, just so the server doesn't have to wait for the owner to hopefully reimburse them.

I wonder how often a server adds in some nasty commentary and shares the whole "martyred server" post.

Don't put in zero. Write in the word "Cash"


Agreed, except I like to write it CA$H, because I'm so clever like that.
 
2020-12-04 4:36:18 PM  
3 votes:
I used to wait tables at Red Lobster. One Valentine's Day I had a guy who you could tell was really working hard to impress his date. At the end of their dinner, he gave me the check and a 50 dollar bill, very ostentatiously telling me to keep the change. Trouble was, his check total was $80-something. I had to chase him out in the parking lot to get the rest of it and of course, no tip. On the plus side, his date was mortified, so I likely wasn't the only one not getting any.
 
2020-12-05 12:40:18 PM  
2 votes:
Bartending I got a "tax is theft" written on the tip line. I guess he thought I'm the tax collector.

I was a dumbass as a kid, and didn't understand tipping. I got it later as my friends got waiting jobs, and I heard them complain. Then I saw My Blue Heaven, wherein Steve Martin says, "I don't believe in tipping. I believe in over-tipping."
 
2020-12-04 8:28:35 PM  
2 votes:
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That's Screaming Jay Hawkins, and he's a wild man, so bug off.
 
2020-12-04 3:36:53 PM  
2 votes:
Given how my brain reads the first word of that headline on this website, are we not doing phrasing anymore?
 
2020-12-05 12:57:57 AM  
1 vote:
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Bad.

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better.
 
2020-12-04 8:11:42 PM  
1 vote:
Used to wait tables at a pizza restaurant - table of 4 cute girls left me a... walnut. Couldn't figure it out, they didn't complain and seemed to enjoy both the pizza and my attentive (I may have mentioned they were cute) service. It remains one of my life's great mysteries, along with that cop who knocked on my door that one time and I pretended I wasn't home and who never came back.
 
2020-12-04 7:40:00 PM  
1 vote:

Bob Falfa: optikeye: Ker_Thwap: I often mark zero for the tip, and leave a cash tip, just so the server doesn't have to wait for the owner to hopefully reimburse them.

I wonder how often a server adds in some nasty commentary and shares the whole "martyred server" post.

Don't put in zero. Write in the word "Cash"

Agreed, except I like to write it CA$H, because I'm so clever like that.


I use a K because I'm gritty and edgy!
 
2020-12-04 5:53:06 PM  
1 vote:
In before Gunga Galunga.
 
2020-12-04 5:38:18 PM  
1 vote:
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