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2020-12-04 2:54:23 PM  
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2020-12-04 2:57:05 PM  
My Pillow Grift
 
2020-12-04 2:57:52 PM  
Utterly deranged.
 
2020-12-04 3:00:48 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:02:42 PM  
As long as his cock rots off and he dies penniless, alone, and unmourned, I'll be happy.

Trump or Lindell you ask?

Yes.
 
2020-12-04 3:03:26 PM  
I used to take service calls at his building. Dude has a trophy case with a maga hat in it.
 
2020-12-04 3:08:32 PM  

Eclectic: As long as his cock rots off and he dies penniless, alone, and unmourned, I'll be happy.

Trump or Lindell you ask?

Yes.


I read that as "penisless" and thought, don't be redundant, E.
 
2020-12-04 3:11:03 PM  
I'm reading between the lines, Lindell...


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...and I think you're a cock.
 
2020-12-04 3:11:09 PM  
"Sidney Powell" -- the microphone should have been shoved down his throat the moment he uttered her name.
 
2020-12-04 3:11:43 PM  
Well that's certainly a hypothesis one could make.
 
2020-12-04 3:13:05 PM  

gopher321: I'm reading between the lines, Lindell...


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...and I think you're a cock.


Wasnt he a huge crackhead?
 
2020-12-04 3:13:35 PM  
This is what it looks like when you sell your soul for money.
 
2020-12-04 3:15:21 PM  

AutisticSanta: gopher321: I'm reading between the lines, Lindell...


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...and I think you're a cock.

Wasnt he a huge crackhead?


Yes.

"During the 1980s and 1990s, Lindell was addicted to cocaine, crack cocaine, and alcohol, "
 
2020-12-04 3:18:38 PM  

gopher321: crack cocaine,


Thanks Wikipedia!! I know what I'm cooking up when I get home!
 
2020-12-04 3:33:16 PM  

NewportBarGuy: gopher321: crack cocaine,

Thanks Wikipedia!! I know what I'm cooking up when I get home!


Lindell is a coke-addicted Republican politician. Linnell is a beloved internationally-famous musician. I can see how they might get mixed up.
 
2020-12-04 3:38:41 PM  

hobnail: Eclectic: As long as his cock rots off and he dies penniless, alone, and unmourned, I'll be happy.

Trump or Lindell you ask?

Yes.

I read that as "penisless" and thought, don't be redundant, E.


I'm glad I'm not the only one who read it that way.  Also, I did not catch my error until I saw your post.
 
2020-12-04 3:44:09 PM  
I think this broke my brain.
 
2020-12-04 3:50:21 PM  
long iTrumpVotes;

try
{
iTrumpVotes = MachineMoronTotals.Sum(a=>a);
}
catch(OverflowException e)
{
ErrMsg = "Trump got a nonillion votes!!!"
return true;
}

if(iTrumpVotes < ModPublic.BidenVotes)
return false;

return true;
 
2020-12-04 3:51:27 PM  
To be fair, Gandhi was a right bastiche in Civilization.

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2020-12-04 3:54:44 PM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, Gandhi was a right bastiche in Civilization.

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Best computer glitch ever.  Legendary.  I'm playing Civilization VI.  Rule #1, always take out Gandhi first.
 
2020-12-04 3:56:04 PM  

mrshowrules: hubiestubert: To be fair, Gandhi was a right bastiche in Civilization.

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Best computer glitch ever.  Legendary.  I'm playing Civilization VI.  Rule #1, always take out Gandhi first.


I love how they just went with the glitch and made it intentional going forward.
 
2020-12-04 4:04:43 PM  
He is so trumpy it's painful to see.
 
2020-12-04 4:06:52 PM  
He should sell a Trump Dakimakura.
 
2020-12-04 4:07:31 PM  
As someone who has used voting machines which almost certainly counted the votes wrong, I am getting a little bit of a kick from all this.

/We once tried electronic machines as a trial
//We have never used them again since
 
2020-12-04 4:08:22 PM  
He's back on blow isn't he?
 
2020-12-04 4:08:25 PM  
How's your Covid cure coming along Mr. Pillow-biter?
 
2020-12-04 4:09:08 PM  
Four million lines of BASIC!
 
2020-12-04 4:09:41 PM  
So when they said Release the Crackhead they meant this guy.
 
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2020-12-04 4:10:17 PM  
He's saying there was a stack overflow because trump got so many votes?
like on one machine he got over 2,147,483,647 votes? 

What data type were they using?
 
2020-12-04 4:10:23 PM  
Broke the algorithm?  I know their people are painfully ignorant of how, well, anything works, but this us up there with changing out the air in their tires for summer air.
 
2020-12-04 4:11:56 PM  
I think he'll make a great Secretary of State in Trump's second term; probably the best statesman we've had since Ron Popeil and Billy Mays.
 
2020-12-04 4:12:05 PM  
would somone PLEASE throw some antipsychotics into the drinking water!
 
2020-12-04 4:13:20 PM  
That's some cocaine influenced reasoning there.
 
2020-12-04 4:14:55 PM  
Fun fact: Mike Lindell does not have a moustache.
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2020-12-04 4:16:12 PM  

Juc: He's saying there was a stack overflow because trump got so many votes?
like on one machine he got over 2,147,483,647 votes? 

What data type were they using?


Tinyint. To match tinyhands.
 
2020-12-04 4:16:16 PM  

Juc: He's saying there was a stack overflow because trump got so many votes?
like on one machine he got over 2,147,483,647 votes? 

What data type were they using?


Maybe he believes that voting machines use 16-bit signed integers?
 
2020-12-04 4:16:34 PM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, Gandhi was a right bastiche in Civilization.

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In Ghandi's defense, in that release every world leader was a freakin schizoid.
 
2020-12-04 4:16:39 PM  

Eclectic: As long as his cock rots off and he dies penniless, alone, and unmourned, I'll be happy.

Trump or Lindell you ask?

Yes.





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2020-12-04 4:17:19 PM  

Juc: He's saying there was a stack overflow because trump got so many votes?
like on one machine he got over 2,147,483,647 votes? 

What data type were they using?


2-Bit crook
 
2020-12-04 4:17:44 PM  
Someone needs to let him take a good look at his pillow. Maybe they could hold it down over his face so he can really see how they look.
 
2020-12-04 4:17:54 PM  
You got 70 million fellow travelers more than any sane reality would have given you.  Take that as a win in that even I would grow tired wading through the ocean of blood necessary to cleanse your filth.  Claiming Trump got so many more votes than even that and it was so amazing and bigly it completely broke the computer because it couldn't even be counted is so outright delusional I feel like you should be declared an existential threat to society and reality.  And then we're right back to that whole ocean of blood thing.

TL;DR:  Either STFU or FAAFO.
 
2020-12-04 4:18:09 PM  
It makes sense you wouldn't understand technology since apparently your pillow machines are set to "suck".
 
2020-12-04 4:18:11 PM  

gopher321: AutisticSanta: gopher321: I'm reading between the lines, Lindell...


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...and I think you're a cock.

Wasnt he a huge crackhead?

Yes.

"During the 1980s and 1990s, Lindell was addicted to cocaine, crack cocaine, and alcohol, "


Someone is off the wagon.
 
2020-12-04 4:18:22 PM  
Why are all the old white guys bugfuk insane?

Is it because their smart wives leave them so there's nobody to tell them it's time to shut the fark up?

Hear me, old white guys: it's time to shut the fark up.

Yes, now.
 
2020-12-04 4:19:09 PM  

Farker Soze: That's some cocaine influenced reasoning there.


Please.
Cocaine is way to classy for Mike Lindell.
He's a crack user.
 
2020-12-04 4:19:24 PM  
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2020-12-04 4:19:40 PM  
Another "umbrella for me, rain for thee" douchebag. I don't even need to hear what he says.
 
2020-12-04 4:19:40 PM  

mrwhippy: would somone PLEASE throw some antipsychotics into the drinking water!


The good shiat.
Not that olanzapine garbage.
 
2020-12-04 4:19:43 PM  
This pillow grifter is still around?  I thought he'd cut his losses and move on to propping up the next rightwing fascist..
 
2020-12-04 4:20:52 PM  
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