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2020-12-04 1:55:25 PM  
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2020-12-04 1:59:29 PM  
That's just his jizz rag
 
2020-12-04 2:00:24 PM  
So, the most powerful person by definition in America, and his attorney, were hoodwinked by members of their own party, just to make them look like weak fools?

I'm not sure what he's whining about.
 
2020-12-04 2:02:10 PM  

cretinbob: That's just his jizz rag


The same one he blows snot in then wipes the sweat off his melting head with.
 
2020-12-04 2:02:55 PM  

Mr.Tangent: cretinbob: That's just his jizz rag

The same one he blows snot in then wipes the sweat off his melting head with.


exactly
 
2020-12-04 2:02:57 PM  
Which legislature is he disappointed in? There are so many possibilities here.
 
2020-12-04 2:04:09 PM  
"You wouldn't back me up when I pulled nothing out of thin air." 
"How dare you illustrate to me that I can't imagine bullschitt into reality"
"I'm a spoiled Karen who didn't get what I wanted, therefore Democracy is wrong." 

Should have walked over to the sex shop on the other side of the street and grabbed a buttload of dongs to choke on, Rudy.
 
2020-12-04 2:06:25 PM  
This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.
 
2020-12-04 2:08:53 PM  

wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.


Trump will drop dead before 2024.
 
2020-12-04 2:15:15 PM  

WTFDYW: wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.

Trump will drop dead before 2024.


If he is lucky he'll be an escaped ex-pat who has continued to evade extradition back to the US by then. Running for POTUS??? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
2020-12-04 2:16:21 PM  
"No, my name is not Spartacus, why?"
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2020-12-04 2:18:06 PM  

WTFDYW: Trump will drop dead before 2024.



After a long and painful illness that he whines about every day on Twitter?

/Too much to ask for?
//Too cold?
///Slashies...then.
 
2020-12-04 2:19:59 PM  
Did some state legislature promise to pick their own electors, and now they changed their mind?

Or... WTF is he talking about?
 
2020-12-04 2:30:28 PM  
I wonder if the Michigan legislators that met with Trump said, "Yes, yes, we'll get right on that," in order to get the Hell back home and Rudy and Trump thought they would follow-through.
 
2020-12-04 2:47:39 PM  

wejash: WTFDYW: Trump will drop dead before 2024.


After a long and painful illness that he whines about every day on TwitterTrumper?

/Too much to ask for?
//Too cold?
///Slashies...then.


Sorry, I figure once he realizes how much money he can make and once he's kicked off Twitter he'll make his own Twitter knock-off (With hookers! and blackjack!) to draw all his cultists to.
 
2020-12-04 2:52:55 PM  
RudyGiuliani: Wepublican Wegiswature let down Amewwica. I'm ashamed of them. They compwetewy miswed the Pweshus and me. All of us Wepublicans let them know what we think of them. WAAAAAAAH.

shut up whining biatch, here's your bottle

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2020-12-04 2:56:12 PM  

snocone: "No, my name is not Spartacus, why?"
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I always wondered why he didn't just get his lower teeth chiseled out with his top ones, because every time he opens his mouth it looks like a pair of stained underwear
 
2020-12-04 2:57:02 PM  
I DIN'T KNO DIS RUDY PERSON AT ALL, NEVER EVER HEARED OF HIM, HE JUST DUH COFFEE BOY
 
2020-12-04 3:01:43 PM  

Kittypie070: RudyGiuliani: Wepublican Wegiswature let down Amewwica. I'm ashamed of them. They compwetewy miswed the Pweshus and me. All of us Wepublicans let them know what we think of them. WAAAAAAAH.

shut up whining biatch, here's your bottle

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Not pulling any punches today.
 
2020-12-04 3:07:32 PM  

Wyckyd Sceptre: snocone: "No, my name is not Spartacus, why?"
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I always wondered why he didn't just get his lower teeth chiseled out with his top ones, because every time he opens his mouth it looks like a pair of stained underwear


Probably because to do that they'd have to break his jaw and wire it shut.

And we know that Rudy can't keep his yap shut for more than 5 minutes.
 
2020-12-04 3:30:27 PM  
Who knew that pure unadulterated hubris couldn't overthrow a free and fair election? He tried and failed. Now it's time to blame someone else and exit stage right I guess.
 
2020-12-04 3:34:28 PM  
He was just tucking in his penis mic
 
2020-12-04 3:34:47 PM  
The "useful idiot" is no longer useful.
 
2020-12-04 3:36:22 PM  
Trump can't have lost.  It must be someone else's fault.
 
2020-12-04 3:37:13 PM  

snocone: "No, my name is not Spartacus, why?"
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Oh man. That bottom grill is pretty gross. Couldn't afford the full set, Rudy?
 
2020-12-04 3:37:41 PM  

buckwebb: Which legislature is he disappointed in? There are so many possibilities here.


All of them. Because all of them should have done what they wanted. Anything they wanted. On demand. Because.
 
2020-12-04 3:37:43 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:38:39 PM  

wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.


That may be the plan, but the idea of declaring war on half your party to win the next election when you couldn't even win the current one with their full support is...unconventional, to say the least.
 
2020-12-04 3:38:56 PM  

WTFDYW: wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.

Trump will drop dead before 2024.


Trump's dad lived until he was 93, and Ma Trump was 88
 
2020-12-04 3:39:09 PM  
The next time I go to court, I am planning on hiring Rudy simply because like a roulette wheel, his string of losses right now would indicate that he's due to win his next case.
 
2020-12-04 3:39:14 PM  

fsbilly: snocone: "No, my name is not Spartacus, why?"
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Oh man. That bottom grill is pretty gross. Couldn't afford the full set, Rudy?


Can you imagine how bad his breath must be? So disgusting.
 
2020-12-04 3:39:19 PM  

wejash: Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.


Yep, this is doubling down.
 
2020-12-04 3:39:34 PM  

markie_farkie: So, the most powerful person by definition in America, and his attorney, were hoodwinked by members of their own party, just to make them look like weak fools?

I'm not sure what he's whining about.


Don't worry, I don't think Rudy knows either.
 
2020-12-04 3:39:55 PM  
This is Trump's concession speech.
 
2020-12-04 3:40:22 PM  
Hey devil, go down to Georgia and look for some more votes to steal. I'm sure it will work out well.
 
2020-12-04 3:40:29 PM  

wejash: WTFDYW: Trump will drop dead before 2024.


After a long and painful illness that he whines about every day on Twitter?

/Too much to ask for?
//Too cold?
///Slashies...then.


Parler or however they spell it
I want Trump to lose his Twitter acvount so he can scream about his 1st Amendment
 
2020-12-04 3:41:07 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:41:08 PM  
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All hail Gritty. He won!
 
2020-12-04 3:41:53 PM  
The legislatures let people vote and then they counted those votes. That's how they let down America.
 
2020-12-04 3:42:22 PM  

markie_farkie: So, the most powerful person by definition in America, and his attorney, were hoodwinked by members of their own party, just to make them look like weak fools?

I'm not sure what he's whining about.


Today I learned that he also has a talk radio show on WABC, and I listened to a bit of it. He was going on about how the Constitution makes it clear that it is state legislatures and only state legislatures that choose the electora, and they're shirking their constitutional duty by letting voters decide.
 
2020-12-04 3:42:24 PM  
Reporters need to start asking Rudy if he know where his keys are...or if he can remember his kid's fully names and birth dates.
 
2020-12-04 3:42:26 PM  
I believe the time is coming when Trump tries to use the military to stay in power. I don't think that will go the way he wants to.
 
2020-12-04 3:42:30 PM  
Rudy needs an oil change.
Trump needs a diaper change.
America needs a regime change.
 
2020-12-04 3:43:19 PM  

WTFDYW: wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.

Trump will drop dead before 2024.


And that would be bad how?

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2020-12-04 3:43:26 PM  

spongeboob: WTFDYW: wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.

Trump will drop dead before 2024.

Trump's dad lived until he was 93, and Ma Trump was 88


Which of them served for 4 years performing the most stressful job in the country while taking blood pressure meds for a heart condition & then got a disease known for having long-term debilitating effects?
 
2020-12-04 3:43:57 PM  

Bootleg: wejash: WTFDYW: Trump will drop dead before 2024.


After a long and painful illness that he whines about every day on TwitterTrumper?

/Too much to ask for?
//Too cold?
///Slashies...then.

Sorry, I figure once he realizes how much money he can make and once he's kicked off Twitter he'll make his own Twitter knock-off (With hookers! and blackjack!) to draw all his cultists to.


Except the only people would use it are Trumpers and if they don't have Libs to own they'll get bored and start attacking each other and the only way it will stay afloat will be if some outside entity funnels cash into, but Trump will be doing his best to bleed his patron dry
 
2020-12-04 3:44:01 PM  

wejash: WTFDYW: Trump will drop dead before 2024.


After a long and painful illness that he whines about every day on Twitter?

/Too much to ask for?
//Too cold?
///Slashies...then.


I'm still hoping for a stroke that leaves him unable to speak or twit.
/In prison
 
2020-12-04 3:44:16 PM  

snowshovel: The next time I go to court, I am planning on hiring Rudy simply because like a roulette wheel, his string of losses right now would indicate that he's due to win his next case.


So we can add "odds of winning at a game of chance" to the long list of thing you don't understand as well.
 
2020-12-04 3:44:31 PM  

spongeboob: WTFDYW: wejash: This is the new Trump line, I assume, and Rudy is singing it in order to get Trump to sign that pardon.


This is Hitler's "stab in the back" thing to bring down the Weimar Republic.  The legislators let the people down when they should have hung tough and seized the power to select electors, they've been caving in and almost all of them have been refusing to overthrow the weak-willed voters and the fraudster deep state actors and give the Fuhrer what he requires.


Don't doubt for a moment that Trump is not only running in 2024 for the grift and to make it harder politically to prosecute him...but he's also running to get revenge on everyone who let him down.  The Night of the Long Knives is lurking out there for his political opponents -- and his supporters who have been weak.

Rudy is just making sure he's in charge of a firing squad, not in front of one.

Trump will drop dead before 2024.

Trump's dad lived until he was 93, and Ma Trump was 88


But did they live on a diet of, Diet Coke, McDonald's and Adderall?
 
2020-12-04 3:44:34 PM  
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