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(ABC 6 Providence)   It's time to make the asymptomatic donuts   (abc6.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, Dunkin' Donuts, Doughnut, Governor Gina Raimondo, Dunkin' Donuts Center, Convention, Coronavirus testing efforts, Convention Center, last couple of days  
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2020-12-04 1:09:55 PM  
I got check yesterday at our testing site. Main problem, it's a drive up testing site and I do not have a car. My friend just got one, but it's overheating. So it took us 20 mins to make the 4 minute drive home. Other than that I was rather impressed by how well they have their shiat together, the process was rather seamless, put up, check in pull into the garage, get paper (no need to touch), get tested, and out you go. Whole thing was probably less than 5 minutes.

Oh and the swab inserted into your nasal passages is FAR overstated on discomfort. It doesn't feel good, but it's hardly anything more than a little eye watering. As a kid I had my palate checked as a kid, so I was very weary of anything going up there again, but it isn't anything that bad.

/now it's waiting, not for the test result, I'm pretty sure I have it. No, it's the waiting to see how bad it gets.
//day three, if I make it thru next week, I'm probably good.
 
2020-12-04 6:37:07 PM  
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What an asymptotic donut might look like.
 
2020-12-04 6:47:40 PM  
Mmmmmm..... asymptomatic....
 
2020-12-04 6:48:35 PM  
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de plain de plain!

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No! The Covid The Covid!
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/looks more like penises to me
 
2020-12-04 6:48:55 PM  
Vaccinate your donuts!

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/and your doughnuts
 
2020-12-04 6:50:02 PM  
Who wants asymptomatic nut taps?

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2020-12-04 7:33:44 PM  
Hurts, donut?
 
2020-12-04 9:24:42 PM  
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2020-12-05 12:07:13 AM  
I saw my next door neighbor yesterday during the day,. That was unusual, because he doesn't work from home. I asked if he had the day off.  He told me that his family was in quarantine. His son was exposed at school, developed symptoms and tested positive. He and another son also developed symptoms and they were told not to get tested, because they had it. There are so many cases here that you can only get tested if you have symptoms. The test positivity rate is over 25% (the goal is under 5%; anything more than that means you're missing a lot of active cases).
 
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