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2020-12-04 12:14:52 PM  
My popup blocker has been hacked. It seems to be a popup multiplier now. What a website.
 
2020-12-04 12:55:36 PM  

edmo: My popup blocker has been hacked. It seems to be a popup multiplier now. What a website.


You could try uBlock Origin. I tried it a while ago based on some Farker's advice and it made the internet usable again.


/Thank you whoever it was
 
2020-12-04 1:08:39 PM  
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2020-12-04 1:08:58 PM  

Barfmaker: edmo: My popup blocker has been hacked. It seems to be a popup multiplier now. What a website.

You could try uBlock Origin. I tried it a while ago based on some Farker's advice and it made the internet usable again.


/Thank you whoever it was


My weapon of choice in taming the hive of scum and villainy that is the Internet.

/also unblocked most every site I visit
 
2020-12-04 1:09:14 PM  
 
2020-12-04 1:13:12 PM  
"Tell him I said Ow, gotcha!"
 
2020-12-04 1:14:01 PM  

madgonad: Barfmaker: edmo: My popup blocker has been hacked. It seems to be a popup multiplier now. What a website.

You could try uBlock Origin. I tried it a while ago based on some Farker's advice and it made the internet usable again.


/Thank you whoever it was

My weapon of choice in taming the hive of scum and villainy that is the Internet.

/also unblocked most every site I visit


I try to recommend it often. not saying it was me thought.
also ghostery and noscript
 
2020-12-04 1:19:40 PM  
I couldn't pothibly fit him in until Monday, thir. I'm booked tholid.
 
2020-12-04 1:24:39 PM  
Well, I'm all out of ideas...
 
2020-12-04 1:27:52 PM  
Dumbass... He only had a 2 year sentence and he got to go outside the prison as a trustee. Now he's gonna get a mandatory 5 years for escape and felony assault on a corrections office. That's gonna be 3-10 years.... He could probably paroled out in 13 mos... farking dumbass
 
2020-12-04 1:28:01 PM  
Anyone else think we need to bring back forced sterilizations? This guy is a waste of oxygen.
 
2020-12-04 1:34:00 PM  
Ah, Okahumpka. Which all the locals call Umpkahumpya.
 
2020-12-04 1:36:33 PM  

baronbloodbath: Ah, Okahumpka. Which all the locals call Umpkahumpya.


Wut?
 
2020-12-04 1:38:17 PM  

ar393: madgonad: Barfmaker: edmo: My popup blocker has been hacked. It seems to be a popup multiplier now. What a website.

You could try uBlock Origin. I tried it a while ago based on some Farker's advice and it made the internet usable again.


/Thank you whoever it was

My weapon of choice in taming the hive of scum and villainy that is the Internet.

/also unblocked most every site I visit

I try to recommend it often. not saying it was me thought.
also ghostery and noscript


Thanks all. I will give it a looksee
 
2020-12-04 1:41:11 PM  

edmo: Thanks all. I will give it a looksee


What I like most about ublock is that I can also eliminate stuff from websites that I find annoying but isn't really universally annoying
 
2020-12-04 1:42:43 PM  

Wendigogo: baronbloodbath: Ah, Okahumpka. Which all the locals call Umpkahumpya.

Wut?


The perp crashed in Okahumpka, a city on the border of Lake and Sumter County.

In school, we referred to it as Umpkahumpya, as edgelord teens do. The joke is that even the locals don't even know how to pronounce it.

Now, Howie in the Hills, that's a great town.
 
2020-12-04 2:16:41 PM  

baronbloodbath: Wendigogo: baronbloodbath: Ah, Okahumpka. Which all the locals call Umpkahumpya.

Wut?

The perp crashed in Okahumpka, a city on the border of Lake and Sumter County.

In school, we referred to it as Umpkahumpya, as edgelord teens do. The joke is that even the locals don't even know how to pronounce it.

Now, Howie in the Hills, that's a great town.


Pardon my ignorance, I assumed it was a nickname for the town.
 
2020-12-04 2:32:19 PM  

God--: Dumbass... He only had a 2 year sentence and he got to go outside the prison as a trustee. Now he's gonna get a mandatory 5 years for escape and felony assault on a corrections office. That's gonna be 3-10 years.... He could probably paroled out in 13 mos... farking dumbass


Seems like the sort of thing you'd try if your life was threatened. Then again, inmates aren't known to be the smartest criminals.
 
2020-12-04 2:39:22 PM  

Russ1642: God--: Dumbass... He only had a 2 year sentence and he got to go outside the prison as a trustee. Now he's gonna get a mandatory 5 years for escape and felony assault on a corrections office. That's gonna be 3-10 years.... He could probably paroled out in 13 mos... farking dumbass

Seems like the sort of thing you'd try if your life was threatened. Then again, inmates aren't known to be the smartest criminals.


My brother in law (in Arizona) was on WORK RELEASE and he farking RAN because he didn't like the state getting most of the money he was making while he worked in the community.

/went back in and enjoyed an extra year
//then got out for a couple years before going back in for armed robbery
/will be out again in two years
 
2020-12-04 2:39:39 PM  

God--: Dumbass... He only had a 2 year sentence and he got to go outside the prison as a trustee. Now he's gonna get a mandatory 5 years for escape and felony assault on a corrections office. That's gonna be 3-10 years.... He could probably paroled out in 13 mos... farking dumbass


Some people are not what can be called 'forward thinkers.'
 
2020-12-04 3:07:36 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:07:40 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:17:42 PM  

God--: Dumbass... He only had a 2 year sentence and he got to go outside the prison as a trustee. Now he's gonna get a mandatory 5 years for escape and felony assault on a corrections office. That's gonna be 3-10 years.... He could probably paroled out in 13 mos... farking dumbass


When my husband was in work release, he had a roommate in there who had about 6 months left on his sentence.  Ex and I were in the visit area outside and we see someone hop the fence.  It was his roommate.  He hopped the fence because he got angry and broke a window by punching it.  He fled because he didn't want to go back to prison from the work release center.

He got 5 years tacked on.  And banned from future work release.
 
2020-12-04 3:49:37 PM  
Dude was already a felon and KNEW carrying a gun was prohibited, but he did it anyway.  I suspect he told everyone he needed it "for protection", since it seems that everyone he runs into turns out to be an assh*le who ends up wanting to harm him.

It has NEVER occurred to him that HE is the assh*le, and trouble happens because HE starts it, every time.

I doubt it would make a difference, but secretly filming this guy and his interactions with others might show him what an assh*le he is to everyone around him.

Reminds me of a student I had when I was teaching.  Military brat, single mom was in the Air Force and in a recruiter billet in north-central Indiana.  The kid had moved around a lot, and so was frequently forced to make new friends.  Problem was that he was a bit of an assh*le, so no one wanted to be friends with him.  He decided that if no one wanted to be friends, he'd make sure that they were enemies.  He was NOT going to be ignored, even if that meant everyone (students, teachers, staff, admin) hated him.  He succeeded,
 
2020-12-04 4:10:44 PM  
Not a Big Picture guy by any stretch. Most criminals don't seem to be. Small-minded here and now thinking, with no consideration of consequences or the fact that he'd get out sooner, rather than later with good behavior.

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2020-12-05 1:18:18 AM  

Eli WhiskeyDik: [Fark user image 340x146]


Even better as a gif.
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2020-12-05 7:30:47 PM  

Kraig57: Eli WhiskeyDik: [Fark user image 340x146]

Even better as a gif.[Fark user image image 475x273]


Nice touch
 
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