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(Twitter)   The Federalist Society, the "go to" source for federal judges in the Trump era, seems to have confused a Beastie Boys song for an article of the US Constitution   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-12-04 12:56:04 PM  
46 votes:

OptionC: The Federalist Society is a group of conservative lawyers that have been recommending judges to the GOP.

The Federalist is a MAGA-loon publication run by Ben Shapiro.

They are very different entities.


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2020-12-04 12:52:12 PM  
21 votes:

Private_Citizen: Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".


They're crafty.
 
2020-12-04 12:32:01 PM  
19 votes:
The right to party does not come from the Constitution. It is an inherent right of all.
 
2020-12-04 12:58:28 PM  
17 votes:
Time To Get Ill
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2020-12-04 11:56:13 AM  
17 votes:
I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.
 
2020-12-04 12:53:03 PM  
16 votes:
No Sleep 'Till Indictment?

*shrug*
 
2020-12-04 12:11:05 PM  
15 votes:
Don't forget their affirmation of the Second Amendment in songs like "Paul Revere".
 
2020-12-04 1:28:29 PM  
12 votes:

Alphax: The Beastie Boys wrote that song to make fun of immature party animals.. not because they were immature party animals.


Yeeeeeah. Maybe if you saw a show from their tour when they were supporting that album you might think differently.

Disclosure:  I did not see them, but my wife did when they were opening for RUN-DMC.  She said the Beasties were so drunk they could barely perform.  And if there's one thing that Mrs. Blahbbs can spot, it's men who are too drunk to perform.
 
2020-12-04 12:52:35 PM  
12 votes:
My SCOTUS wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the tii-iime
 
2020-12-04 12:00:57 PM  
12 votes:
Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".
 
2020-12-04 1:00:05 PM  
11 votes:
And they threw away Donald's best porno mags.
 
2020-12-04 12:00:53 PM  
11 votes:
The Federalist Society is a group of conservative lawyers that have been recommending judges to the GOP.

The Federalist is a MAGA-loon publication run by Ben Shapiro.

They are very different entities.
 
2020-12-04 1:23:55 PM  
10 votes:
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2020-12-04 1:02:51 PM  
10 votes:
Well if I knew it was going to be that kind of party...
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2020-12-04 12:57:08 PM  
8 votes:
If this is gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick COVID in the mashed potatoes!
 
2020-12-04 1:05:19 PM  
7 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.


"Hey babe, do you believe that the government should be involved in testing beverages for purity? What's that? No, no reason."
 
2020-12-04 12:21:06 PM  
7 votes:
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"FARK YOU!!!!"

 
2020-12-04 1:00:40 PM  
6 votes:
Fight For Your Right to party during a pandemic = License to Ill
 
2020-12-04 12:53:17 PM  
6 votes:

Epicedion: My SCOTUS wants to party all the time
party all the time
party all the tii-iime


I think you meant potty all the time.
 
2020-12-04 1:01:13 PM  
5 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.


Ever watch Eyes Wide Shut?
 
2020-12-04 1:39:03 PM  
4 votes:
"squirrels"
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2020-12-04 1:14:01 PM  
4 votes:

Johnny Bananapeel: Private_Citizen: Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".

They're crafty.


Crimin' and Stealin'
 
2020-12-04 1:03:08 PM  
4 votes:
As with everything else conservative, they are fighting for what they believe the constitution says, not what the actual constitution says. Soo to them, it's entirely possible that the beasty boys album is the constitution.
 
2020-12-04 1:00:45 PM  
4 votes:
The Beastie Boys once rapped 'the rhymes are spread just like a pox.'

Clearly, they are pro-pandemic.
 
2020-12-04 1:49:12 PM  
3 votes:
I'm sure Ben also thinks that the song 'Girls' is about Women's Rights and the Equal Rights Amendment.
 
2020-12-04 1:46:53 PM  
3 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.


Having been to one, they are a blackhole from which time, joy, and any semblance of a good time cannot escape. No one is happy to be there except to show other people that they showed up and network themselves, selling favors and jobs they can't deliver on and asking for same.

If someone looks happy to be there its because they're wearing their "actual human" mask. It has about a 5 minute lifespan before it has to be recharged for 30 minutes so limit your small talk to about that time frame.

If alcohol is being served, pacing is also very important. You will feel the need to consume as much intoxicant as possible as quickly as possible to numb the soul crushing disgust and dread that someone actually gave these people at least a modicum of authority, or in addition or the alternative that whatever these things are passes as human in some circles. The latter in turn may also bring on powerful bouts of ennui further encouraging the consumption of whatever free or even paid booze may be at hand.

DO NOT GET DRUNK. THIS MAY CAUSE ONE TO ACTUALLY TELL THE TRUTH IN THEIR PRESENCE WHICH THEY WILL FIND INCREDIBLY OFFENSIVE.

If you feel yourself becoming intoxicated, make a polite exit, and hail an Uber for the nearest bar or tavern. DO NOT GO HOME AND DRINK ALONE. You will end up drunk posting to facebook and things will deteriorate from there. You need people around you at this point. You need to have a break up with heavy load of negative emotions have attached themselves to you like oil to a duck after the Exxon Valdez and just like breaking up with real people, its better to do that in public where you won't make a scene and everyone can at least be initially polite about the whole thing.
 
2020-12-04 1:41:25 PM  
3 votes:
Body count's in da house.
 
2020-12-04 1:14:19 PM  
3 votes:

OptionC: The Federalist Society is a group of conservative lawyers that have been recommending judges to the GOP.

The Federalist is a MAGA-loon publication run by Ben Shapiro.

They are very different entities.


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2020-12-04 1:04:45 PM  
3 votes:
Star Trek Beyond (2016) - Sabotage Scene (8/10) | Movieclips
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2020-12-04 12:55:53 PM  
3 votes:
You've gotta fight for the right to live long enough to party safely.

/needs some work
//doesn't quite roll off the tongue
 
2020-12-04 12:34:21 PM  
3 votes:
They can party maskless.  Stack the bodies up like cordwood.  Go right ahead.  The more dead Trumpers the better.
 
2020-12-04 2:21:45 PM  
2 votes:

Tr0mBoNe: I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.

Like this:


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2020-12-04 1:51:11 PM  
2 votes:

OptionC: The Federalist Society is a group of conservative lawyers that have been recommending judges to the GOP.

The Federalist is a MAGA-loon publication run by Ben Shapiro.

They are very different entities.


The Federalist Society hung a thin plexiglass barrier to separate themselves from The Federalist.

How can you nazi the Nazis are tots different?
 
2020-12-04 1:48:54 PM  
2 votes:
Egg Man - Beastie Boys
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2020-12-04 1:38:17 PM  
2 votes:

Private_Citizen: Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".


I'm still trying to catch up with "Cooky Puss"
 
2020-12-04 1:36:35 PM  
2 votes:

special20: They want to Lemon Party if you asked me.


It's not a Lemon Party without ol' Dick!

Mashed potatoes are optional...
 
2020-12-04 1:32:18 PM  
2 votes:
35 years ago: Arrested Development Teens Write Riduculous Party Anthem for other Arrested Development Post Adolescents. Parents Everywhere Chortle, Reassuring Themselves that "One Day", they'll Grow Up.

2020 GOP: The Right To Party is Legit, Enshrined in the Constitution.
 
2020-12-04 1:15:46 PM  
2 votes:

sdd2000: [Fark user image image 467x960]


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2020-12-04 1:14:26 PM  
2 votes:

Shaggy_C: The Beastie Boys once rapped 'the rhymes are spread just like a pox.'

Clearly, they are pro-pandemic.


Be careful - you know they can't, they won't, and they don't stop.

WAIT - they have the sure shot, so they're pro-COVID vaccine as well?
 
2020-12-04 1:13:23 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Private_Citizen: Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".

That was honestly my first thought upon reading the headline.


I thought that corporations were going to get the right to demand No sleep til Brooklyn out of their employees.
 
2020-12-04 12:58:47 PM  
2 votes:

Jake Havechek: They can party maskless.  Stack the bodies up like cordwood.  Go right ahead.  The more dead Trumpers the better.


That actually sounds like it could be Beastie Boys lyrics.
 
2020-12-04 12:56:52 PM  
2 votes:
The Beastie Boys wrote that song to make fun of immature party animals.. not because they were immature party animals.
 
2020-12-04 12:55:59 PM  
2 votes:
Hey Republicans
Whatever happened to abstinence?
Why do you push abstinence from sex for everyone else but you're incapable of self restraint from drinking in bars and shopping?
 
2020-12-04 12:51:29 PM  
2 votes:
Or you can just be responsible farking adults and do an inconvenient thing for a little while so we can get a farking pandemic that has killed 260 farking thousand Americans and counting under control, you farking ignorant, seflish pieces of shiat.

Or you can just farking do that.
 
2020-12-04 3:28:57 PM  
1 vote:
I was hoping for the one about doing it like this and doing it like that and even doingg it with a wifflleball bat
Hell it's even named after Paul Revere
Beastie Boys-Paul Revere with lyrics
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2020-12-04 2:15:19 PM  
1 vote:
The Residents' DIE! DIE! DIE!
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NsFW
 
2020-12-04 2:01:40 PM  
1 vote:
At some point, someone (hopefully adult, white male) is going to stand their ground against one of these plague rats and we'll really get a chance to see the conservative justice system stress the fark out.
 
2020-12-04 1:38:52 PM  
1 vote:

Tr0mBoNe: I can only imagine how frightening parties are at The Federalist.


Oh, hey, listen....

There was this one time where it got so wild and crazy that one guy actually loosened his tie!
 
2020-12-04 1:32:52 PM  
1 vote:
Grab 'em by the

Cooky Puss
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2020-12-04 1:09:45 PM  
1 vote:
They want to Lemon Party if you asked me.
 
2020-12-04 1:08:52 PM  
1 vote:

Senseless_drivel: Purple_Urkle: Hey Republicans
Whatever happened to abstinence?
Why do you push abstinence from sex for everyone else but you're incapable of self restraint from drinking in bars and shopping?

If I may, just as the abstinence thing is so they may call you a sinner and keep you down and needy once you've been denied the right to an abortion, partying provides implicit agreement to go out and get yourself good and covid'd of your free will so you can't later blame your employer or refuse to work in unsafe conditions.

These stupid 'freedoms' or 'rights' are all about exploiting you.


These Republican sinners are failing to love their neighbors for the sake of greed at all costs.

I'll see them in Hell.
Satan hired me for a management position and I get to rule over every killer I post about online.

It's a sweet deal.
 
2020-12-04 1:05:16 PM  
1 vote:

tommyl66: If this is gonna be that kind of party I'm gonna stick COVID in the mashed potatoes!


Aww I was going to the hootenanny. Keep on my mask  keep a safe distance and put my penis in the mashed tatters. Now, with the spuds with the plague I have to stay home.
 
2020-12-04 1:00:15 PM  
1 vote:

sdd2000: [Fark user image 467x960]


I'd also include a sign that said, "THIS WAS DECIDED OVER A HUNDRED YEARS AGO, F*CKHEADS."

But that's just me.

/sips tea
 
2020-12-04 12:56:09 PM  
1 vote:

Jake Havechek: They can party maskless.  Stack the bodies up like cordwood.  Go right ahead.  The more dead Trumpers the better.


By now you know it doesn't farking work like that, and the more of them who get infected the more we are ALL at risk, since they're also out at the same stores and are delivering our food and working in our government offices and are in our classrooms and on and on and on.

They don't like on some isolated island where we never see them, they live next door to us. The more of them who are infected, the more the rest of us are at risk, especially since they're more likely to be reckless and selfish in their actions.
 
2020-12-04 12:54:09 PM  
1 vote:
This seems more appropriate.

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2020-12-04 12:05:18 PM  
1 vote:

Private_Citizen: Considering the damage those farks have caused, I would have picked "Sabatoge".


That was honestly my first thought upon reading the headline.
 
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