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(Twitter)   MI election lawsuit: "I used to correspond with an inmate who spent years litigating to prove the feds put a microchip in his butt. That case was waaay more connected to reality than what's going on here"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-12-04 10:54:25 AM  
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2020-12-04 1:32:07 PM  
Microshiat
 
2020-12-04 2:17:06 PM  
Weird. I'd think a microchip would be the smallest and least outrageous thing that gets put into an inmate's butt.
 
2020-12-04 2:17:07 PM  
put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?
 
2020-12-04 2:22:18 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?

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2020-12-04 2:23:42 PM  
TYLER V CARTER TIME!

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Case on CL.

Opinion here.
 
2020-12-04 2:39:40 PM  
Lol recount broke a tie and now they get a weed store 😂
 
2020-12-04 2:40:06 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?


I can do you one better.

Why is chip?
 
2020-12-04 2:40:25 PM  
apple cider vinegar douche will take that right out
 
2020-12-04 2:41:38 PM  
did it feel funny?
 
2020-12-04 2:41:38 PM  
I'm never going to watch Rescue Rangers the same way again.
 
2020-12-04 2:43:08 PM  
Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?
 
2020-12-04 2:43:41 PM  
Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?
 
2020-12-04 2:44:06 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Weird. I'd think a microchip would be the smallest and least outrageous thing that gets put into an inmate's butt.


I wonder if prisons keep a box for the stuff they've found.
 
2020-12-04 2:45:03 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


If they admit to it, the whole Trump house of cards comes tumbling down, and they will have outed themselves as fools for believing in him the last 5 years.  And that's too much shame and embarrassment for many people to bear.
 
2020-12-04 2:45:19 PM  

Outshined_One: Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?

I can do you one better.

Why is chip?


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BELLE NO!
 
2020-12-04 2:45:43 PM  
The REAL truth is that Bill Gates put that chip in his ass, not the feds.
 
2020-12-04 2:46:52 PM  
<CSB>
This morning I drove past a power pole that someone has hung a "Stop the steal!" on. I really want to post my own sign that says "We did, but he doesn't leave until January". Too bad I just don't have the time.
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2020-12-04 2:47:13 PM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Weird. I'd think a microchip would be the smallest and least outrageous thing that gets put into an inmate's butt.


Some guy carries around a graphics card in his Prison wallet.
 
2020-12-04 2:47:24 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


I think Powell, and probably Lin Wood, are legitimately nuts and want to try to install Donald Trump as fascist dictator for life. Guiliani probably knows, deep down, that it's nuts, but if Trump goes down, so does he, so he's acting out of desperation.

It's probably a grift for everyone else, including Trump himself.
 
2020-12-04 2:48:18 PM  
Take that microchip and

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2020-12-04 2:50:14 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


Yes.
 
2020-12-04 2:50:49 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


Because half the country is goddamn morons, and the third smarter than that isn't much better.
 
2020-12-04 2:51:03 PM  
In The Butt Bob!
Youtube 2naTw9y7zsE
 
2020-12-04 2:52:22 PM  
You had me at 'Spider'.
 
2020-12-04 2:53:05 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?


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2020-12-04 2:53:51 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


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2020-12-04 2:54:05 PM  
Plaintiff's, on behalf of themselves and other similarly situated voters [...]

Motion rejected on the grounds that counsel should know when to use apostrophes.
 
2020-12-04 2:54:52 PM  
Shes still on the Smartmatic kick.
 
2020-12-04 2:56:10 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


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George Carlin said something along the lines of: think of how dumb you think the average person is, now realize that half of the people are dumber that that.

/something about average vs. median for the pedants.
 
2020-12-04 2:56:56 PM  

FrancoFile: Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?

If they admit to it, the whole Trump house of cards comes tumbling down, and they will have outed themselves as fools for believing in him the last 5 years.  And that's too much shame and embarrassment for many people to bear.


Nope, they will be forever "victims" of the Democrat deep state, just like the GOP wants them to feel. They are going to be hard core Republican/Trump supporters forever and will never consider the idea that they have been conned.
 
2020-12-04 2:58:50 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


Faith and belief is one of a drug and allows you to disregard reality and replace it with your own.
 
2020-12-04 3:00:06 PM  

Flappyhead: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Weird. I'd think a microchip would be the smallest and least outrageous thing that gets put into an inmate's butt.

I wonder if prisons keep a box for the stuff they've found.


They most definitely do.  Some have little museums of all the contraband they caught.  It'a for training purposes.
 
2020-12-04 3:00:36 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


Does it really matter, though?

At some point, you have to apply the rule that "you are what you pretend to be". If they pretend enough that they are racist, bigoted, insane conspiracy theorists, how is that materially different from actually being those things?
 
2020-12-04 3:00:36 PM  

Kalashinator: Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?

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Sometimes, Some crimes Go slipping through the cracks.
 
2020-12-04 3:00:47 PM  
Microchip in the butt you say

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2020-12-04 3:01:59 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


[D] All of the above.
 
2020-12-04 3:04:02 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


It's a chant. As long as they keep chanting their world makes sense. If they stop their world falls apart.
 
2020-12-04 3:04:17 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


"I think what most liberals are missing is that this isn't about right and wrong, it's about winning and losing. I've attached my entire worldview to this man and I am going down with the ship. Not one of you is going to convince me otherwise."
 
2020-12-04 3:05:35 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


Because half the country has abandoned a truth conditional view of meaning.
 
2020-12-04 3:06:18 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


Subconsciously, they know they are now outnumbered in their conservative ideology, so they are ready and willing to end the American experiment and abandon democracy in favor of dictatorship while their team is still in charge.
 
2020-12-04 3:07:17 PM  
Can we not talk about my crazy uncle Detlef? Thanks.
 
2020-12-04 3:07:56 PM  

FrancoFile: Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?

If they admit to it, the whole Trump house of cards comes tumbling down, and they will have outed themselves as fools for believing in him the last 5 years.  And that's too much shame and embarrassment for many people to bear.


It's very similar to the reasons why people stick with Scientology even after they've found out about the aliens.  Except the horrid stupidity of it all has been known from the beginning and Trumpers are stone cold morons and scumbags.
 
2020-12-04 3:08:56 PM  

invictus2: Kalashinator: Dead for Tax Reasons: put a microchip in his butt


who is chip?
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Sometimes, Some crimes Go slipping through the cracks.


But these two gumshoes- are picking up the slack.
 
2020-12-04 3:10:30 PM  
Trump Lawyers: They committed fraud! Illegal fraud!

State Lawyers: No we didn't. We've counted the ballots, twice.

Trump Lawyers: Prove it! Let us look at everything! We have signed papers!

Every legal mind in the world: The law doesn't work that way. It just doesn't. Sorry.

Trump Lawyers: You're part of the baby eating Deep State, too, aren't you?! Satan Worshipping Liberal Scum!
 
2020-12-04 3:12:41 PM  
 Cheeky buggers.
 
2020-12-04 3:12:55 PM  

Bowen: Every Trumper I know just keeps saying there's overwhelming evidence of widespread fraud without being able to point out a single example. How is it possible that half the damn country is buying into this?


I like the Germany server part. The Deltas had a shootout with the CIA and two people were killed but the CIA said they were killed in different countries as a coverup. The servers have been seized and the evidence will be forthcoming and will destroy Biden and make Bunkie prez.

When can we see the evidence? Yes! Two weeks!.
 
2020-12-04 3:14:12 PM  

i state your name: /something about average vs. median for the pedants.


average vs mean

thank you
 
MFK
2020-12-04 3:14:22 PM  

jake_lex: Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?

I think Powell, and probably Lin Wood, are legitimately nuts and want to try to install Donald Trump as fascist dictator for life. Guiliani probably knows, deep down, that it's nuts, but if Trump goes down, so does he, so he's acting out of desperation.

It's probably a grift for everyone else, including Trump himself.


I read that so far Trump has fleeced $400 million for his "election challenge" that is going straight into his pockets
 
2020-12-04 3:16:32 PM  

Olympic Trolling Judge: Was Powell already crazy, did QAnon make her crazy, or is she merely pretending to be crazy as part of the con?


Yes.
 
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