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(MLive.com)   Father Gabriel Richard Senior voted top high school volleyball player. A) How does a priest have a son? B) How is a priest still in high school? C) Why can't newspaper editors write clearer headlines?   (mlive.com) divider line
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2020-12-04 11:33:30 AM  
I've lived near a bunch of Catholic schools so that didn't trigger a thing in my head.
 
2020-12-04 12:07:59 PM  
Can you take the vow of chastity after you have already had a child? It's said that Archbishop Dolan of New York had a girlfriend before he entered the priesthood, and is not a virgin, but I don't know if marrying or having a child beforehand would have completely shut off the possibility of his career.
 
2020-12-04 12:09:57 PM  
At least the article included a great photo of her.........hand.

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2020-12-04 12:26:39 PM  
I understood the head perfectly, then again my family had ~20 people go thru the other (better) Gabriel Richard in SE Michigan. Ann Arbor GR was "Father Gabriel Richard High School", and we were the more efficient "Gabriel Richard High School". Economy of words, biatches, that what we done learnt.

Also our x-country and bowling teams would beat them like circus chimps.
 
2020-12-04 12:33:06 PM  
"headline". Proofreading is for sissies.

snowybunting: I understood the head perfectly, then again my family had ~20 people go thru the other (better) Gabriel Richard in SE Michigan. Ann Arbor GR was "Father Gabriel Richard High School", and we were the more efficient "Gabriel Richard High School". Economy of words, biatches, that what we done learnt.

Also our x-country and bowling teams would beat them like circus chimps.

 
2020-12-04 1:42:25 PM  

Arkanaut: Can you take the vow of chastity after you have already had a child? It's said that Archbishop Dolan of New York had a girlfriend before he entered the priesthood, and is not a virgin, but I don't know if marrying or having a child beforehand would have completely shut off the possibility of his career.


yes
 
2020-12-04 2:20:34 PM  

Arkanaut: Can you take the vow of chastity after you have already had a child? It's said that Archbishop Dolan of New York had a girlfriend before he entered the priesthood, and is not a virgin, but I don't know if marrying or having a child beforehand would have completely shut off the possibility of his career.


Does a bear shiate in the woods?
Does a fat baby fart?
Does Raggedy Anne have a cotton crotch?
Does the Pope wear a funny hat?
 
2020-12-04 2:56:18 PM  
Q:  What types of meat is a priest allowed to eat on Friday?

A:   Nun
 
2020-12-04 8:52:08 PM  
I mean, he could be an Eastern Orthodox Rite Catholic, and they can be married and have children even after ordination, just not after they are ordained the Bishop of a diocese.  Silly rules, all, IMO.
 
2020-12-04 11:52:58 PM  
He took a vow of celibacy, like his father and his father before him.
 
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