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2020-12-04 12:29:01 PM  
pastry?
 
2020-12-04 1:06:27 PM  
It's a hot dog!
 
2020-12-04 1:23:59 PM  
empanada
 
2020-12-04 2:22:51 PM  
Biscuit
 
2020-12-04 2:26:11 PM  
Scones?
 
2020-12-04 2:42:18 PM  
Jalapeno jelly doughnuts.; there are no rules.
 
2020-12-04 2:56:16 PM  
Does your cookie try to talk to you about Biden stealing the election or how "those people" are the source of all of America's problems?
 
2020-12-04 3:04:29 PM  
It's not a cookie mother, it's a Fruit Newton!
 
2020-12-04 3:21:55 PM  
Where does melba toast fall?
 
2020-12-04 3:22:55 PM  
biscuit
 
2020-12-04 3:27:51 PM  
Would you please pass the jelly?
 
2020-12-04 3:35:32 PM  
A savory cracker is called NY Pizza.
 
2020-12-04 3:40:24 PM  
Let's work backwards:

A sweet cracker is not a cookie.

So a savory cookie would also not be a cracker.

Someone check my match.
 
2020-12-04 4:07:41 PM  
Depending on the butter content, those would be biscuits.
 
2020-12-04 4:20:16 PM  
A savory cookie is clearly your mom.

/the answer to most questions
 
2020-12-04 4:55:47 PM  

skyotter: Let's work backwards:

A sweet cracker is not a cookie.

So a savory cookie would also not be a cracker.

Someone check my match.


I was told there would be no match.
 
2020-12-04 5:07:24 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Does your cookie try to talk to you about Biden stealing the election or how "those people" are the source of all of America's problems?


That would be an unsavory cookie.
 
2020-12-04 5:18:35 PM  
It's an ad for Boursin Cheese.
 
2020-12-04 5:43:26 PM  

fark account name: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Does your cookie try to talk to you about Biden stealing the election or how "those people" are the source of all of America's problems?

That would be an unsavory cookie.


And almost certainly a cracker at the very same time - paradox?  It's 2020, fark it.
 
2020-12-04 5:45:28 PM  
I don't think we've trolled the British enough about naming foods, so I vote for "crisps."
 
2020-12-04 5:47:11 PM  

Siberian Khatru: It's an ad for Boursin Cheese.


They've wasted their time then, I already buy the stuff.

/stuff's good with Ritz or whatever you are into
//stay away from the "Light" version though - yech
///garlic and herb is probably the best one, followed closely by shallot and chive
 
2020-12-04 6:29:11 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Siberian Khatru: It's an ad for Boursin Cheese.

They've wasted their time then, I already buy the stuff.

/stuff's good with Ritz or whatever you are into
//stay away from the "Light" version though - yech
///garlic and herb is probably the best one, followed closely by shallot and chive


Bar cheese for the win!(Schuler)
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2020-12-04 7:07:43 PM  
The real question is if cereal with milk is a soup.
 
2020-12-04 7:25:55 PM  
"With a savory cookie, you have to get more creative with decorations," Yeh tells me. "You can use herbs, fresh or dried, or spices. Flaky salt can look sparkly in place of sanding sugar. There are so many ways to get creative. That makes it different from a cracker."

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2020-12-04 7:46:31 PM  

odinsposse: The real question is if cereal with milk is a soup.


Chowder.  Duh.
 
2020-12-04 8:20:21 PM  
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2020-12-05 2:13:28 AM  
If it's savory, flat and crisp, it's a cracker.  If it's fluffy/flakey/crumbly it's a biscuit.  If it's chewy and buttery, it's a shortbread.

But it ain't a cookie if it ain't sweet.
 
2020-12-05 2:25:41 AM  
We prefer honky-American, subby
 
2020-12-05 6:29:55 AM  
It's a floor wax.
 
2020-12-05 3:57:39 PM  
Definitely a taco.
 
2020-12-05 6:17:17 PM  

Axeofjudgement: A savory cracker is called NY Pizza.


Chicago pizza
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2020-12-05 6:30:06 PM  

NewportBarGuy: It's a hot dog!



sandwich
 
2020-12-05 7:49:48 PM  

odinsposse: The real question is if cereal with milk is a soup.


No.  It is uncooked porridge.
 
2020-12-05 7:56:38 PM  
It's a biscuit.
 
2020-12-06 1:48:45 AM  
Yes.  I made sage cookies once.  They were definitely cookies.  They hit the cookie buttons.
 
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