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(The Daily Beast)   The SEC can't exonerate anyone legally, despite what Georgia chicken Perdue claims   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, United States Senate, Stock broker, U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission, Request for Comments, Stock trader, Donald Trump, Republican Party, Sen. David Perdue  
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2020-12-04 8:44:50 AM  
"Just ignore all that sh*t, or the new $1M buy,  I've ALWAYS been in some deep pockets."
 
2020-12-04 10:26:06 AM  
They're thieves.  How do you think they got so rich?
 
2020-12-04 8:51:11 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: They're thieves.  How do you think they got so rich?


That's the motto of the common rabble of the GOP: "Someday we will be the thieves."
 
2020-12-04 8:54:36 PM  
So he's a crook who can get away with it and can get away with lying about it, too.

That's why Republicans like him.
 
2020-12-04 8:56:34 PM  
It worked on the rubes when trump said it  about the Russian Hoax ..
 
2020-12-04 8:57:45 PM  
But did Perdue sign an affidavit? IN ALL CAPS?
 
2020-12-04 8:58:26 PM  
Does president tittyboobah know that Perdue is ripping off his tweets?
 
2020-12-04 9:02:25 PM  
"Le secret des grandes fortunes sans cause apparente est un crime oublié, parce qu' il a été proprement fait."
("The secret of a great fortune for which you are at a loss to account is a crime that has never been found out, because it was properly executed.") - Honoré de Balzac
 
2020-12-04 9:05:03 PM  
Did he send an email to his broker tell them to not do inside trades?
 
2020-12-04 9:06:30 PM  
I am sorry, who subby?  Do not besmirch this good man's name.  He will stare into your soul and beckon the undead into the chill of your very heart.

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2020-12-04 9:43:19 PM  

SuperNES461: I am sorry, who subby?  Do not besmirch this good man's name.  He will stare into your soul and beckon the undead into the chill of your very heart.

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Wait, they're Big Ten, not SEC.
 
2020-12-04 9:51:11 PM  
For the most part, the SEC settles investigations with bullshiat language like 'with out admitting or denying subject agrees to...'
 
2020-12-04 10:00:05 PM  
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2020-12-04 10:16:22 PM  
Watch out for the NCAA sanctions. No Bowl games for Perdue.
 
2020-12-04 10:29:12 PM  
Oh, how I hope this f*ckin' asshole loses...
 
2020-12-04 11:15:08 PM  
It just means more.
 
2020-12-05 4:28:50 AM  
SEC, Southern Evangelical Conference
 
2020-12-05 5:33:46 AM  
"I love the poorly educated."
- Donald Trump
 
2020-12-05 9:11:11 AM  
I see a lot of signs for David Perdue:

SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE?
not him

TOOK TAXPAYER MONEY AND BOUGHT YACHT?
wasn't a yacht

INVESTIGATED FOR TAX EVASION?
exonerated

BET ON FLORIDA TO BEAT GEORGIA?
evidence inconclusive

David Perdue - he's not quite guilty - yet.
 
2020-12-05 11:53:32 AM  

Bill the unknowing: David Perdue - he's not quite guilty - yet.


THAT YOUNG GIRL IN 1990?
He didn't rape and murder her.
 
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