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(Deadline Detroit)   So that high-spirited voter fraud witness turns out to have pled guilty to "computer crime." Fark: after prosecutors dropped an obscenity charge   (deadlinedetroit.com) divider line
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2020-12-04 8:38:13 AM  
Rude, condescending and wrong.   Being a pretty woman, she has had too many men humor her attitude.
 
2020-12-04 8:47:01 AM  
She is just a gift that keeps giving.

Is there anyone connected to this Administration that ISN'T shopping for a pardon?
 
2020-12-04 8:48:55 AM  
Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL
 
2020-12-04 9:03:34 AM  
Mother of a four-month-old daughter with her fiance and three-year-old son by a former partner once worked for Ford in IT

There's a movie-of-the-week here, I just know it
 
2020-12-04 9:06:09 AM  
"Disorderly circumstances warranting alarm"... and she used a computer... cyberstalking an ex?
 
2020-12-04 9:26:08 AM  

OldRod: "Disorderly circumstances warranting alarm"... and she used a computer... cyberstalking an ex?


That's be the Ford IT guy, probably.

I wonder if she sent someone else's dick pics to him.
 
2020-12-04 9:26:10 AM  

Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL


I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.
 
2020-12-04 9:27:23 AM  

OldRod: "Disorderly circumstances warranting alarm"... and she used a computer... cyberstalking an ex?



Reading between the lines, especially the dropped "obscenity" charge, sounds like she tried to plant some real vile porn on someone's computer to get them fired/arrested
 
2020-12-04 9:32:44 AM  

Diogenes: Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL

I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.


Victoria Jackson these days...well looks like someone who was using coke as a weight loss plan 30 years ago and is sober now....
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but tonally, this Cecily strong bit is spot on :
Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on the 2016 Election - SNL
Youtube 1unwR68iWxE
 
2020-12-04 9:35:49 AM  

Magorn: but tonally, this Cecily strong bit is spot on :


Oh, beyond a shadow of a doubt.  I expected Che and Jost to show up at the "hearing."

More broadly speaking, that character is genius.  She captured an archetype and brought it to life.
 
2020-12-04 9:48:37 AM  
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fight me
 
2020-12-04 9:55:16 AM  
That's a rough 33.
 
2020-12-04 9:55:25 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 577x432]

fight me


Wow, what a controversial take.

// real "Empire Strikes Back is a better film than Phantom Menace" vibes
 
2020-12-04 9:55:26 AM  
Pure, unadulterated Karen mainlined straight to the vein. This is 2020.
 
2020-12-04 9:57:06 AM  
As somebody that frequents the paranormal side of YouTube, this isn't as golden to me as discovering that one of Trump's star witnesses was responsible for a shiatty ghost video that made the rounds a few years ago.

Ghost Caught On Camera? : 5 SHADOW PEOPLE
Youtube YnDL_gKQKkM

Nonsense begins at 39 seconds.
 
2020-12-04 9:57:17 AM  
She seems like fun.
 
2020-12-04 9:58:10 AM  
So after you libs trashed her for lying about her credentials it turns out that she does have experience with computer crime after all.
 
2020-12-04 9:58:24 AM  

chuggernaught: That's a rough 33.


Seriously rough. Being a hateful, stupid loudmouth apparently accelerates the human aging process by exponential amounts.
 
2020-12-04 9:58:36 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 577x432]

fight me


better at what?  context matters here.
 
2020-12-04 10:00:11 AM  
That's surprising. She seemed so level-headed and down to earth.
 
2020-12-04 10:01:09 AM  
So her claim was they scanned the same ballots thousands of times? Wouldn't that still only count the first time? Is voting in georgia that insecure?

In normal states those ballots have bar codes to prevent being scanned multiple times. It also prevents the same person from voting twice.
 
2020-12-04 10:01:41 AM  
After reading the MI obscenity statute and pondering for a moment the fact that we live in a pr0n-soaked era ... what the ever-loving fark do you have to do to catch an obscenity charge?

In Detroit?!?!
 
2020-12-04 10:02:32 AM  

SeaMan Stainz: So her claim was they scanned the same ballots thousands of times? Wouldn't that still only count the first time? Is voting in georgia that insecure?

In normal states those ballots have bar codes to prevent being scanned multiple times. It also prevents the same person from voting twice.


She is a michigan nutter, and no, Michigan's the same, ballots are unique and identifiable so can only be counted once.
 
2020-12-04 10:03:20 AM  

EvilEgg: Rude, condescending and wrong.   Being a pretty woman, she has had too many men humor her attitude.


Detroit 7, Los Angeles 3
 
2020-12-04 10:03:47 AM  

EvilEgg: Rude, condescending and wrong.   Being a pretty woman, she has had too many men humor her attitude.


This one smelled like a trap. Giuliani probably encouraged her to be "aggressive," hoping that the mean Democrats would pick on the poor laid-off mother-of-two-young-kids and win his cause national sympathy points. But he got about 300% of the performance he asked for and the Reps were patient to a fault, which made it look a whole lot less sympathetic and a lot more "shut the fark up and show an ounce of decorum, you nutcase."
 
2020-12-04 10:04:02 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:04:31 AM  

Diogenes: Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL

I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.


I thought it was Kitty Sanchez.

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2020-12-04 10:05:11 AM  
The witness alleging Dominion fraud was convicted of COMPUTER CRIME?!??

I would never have believed she had such good credentials to make that claim!

(Yeah keep yelling that you weren't drunk, lady, nobody believes you.)
 
2020-12-04 10:05:15 AM  

Dimensio: So after you libs trashed her for lying about her credentials it turns out that she does have experience with computer crime after all.


Just another example of tireless patriots having their lives ruined for trying to protect America from the ills of a liberal society. Socialism in America? NOT ON HER WATCH! These steadfast warriors for truth and justice will save the Republic!

Just a couple more Adderall and mimosas and you'll see!
 
2020-12-04 10:06:28 AM  
She's Myrtle Beach, in human form.
 
2020-12-04 10:07:55 AM  

Ty Webb: Diogenes: Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL

I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.

I thought it was Kitty Sanchez.

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That's what the Lincoln Project people were saying last night.
 
2020-12-04 10:09:17 AM  

MattytheMouse: As somebody that frequents the paranormal side of YouTube, this isn't as golden to me as discovering that one of Trump's star witnesses was responsible for a shiatty ghost video that made the rounds a few years ago.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/YnDL_gKQ​KkM]
Nonsense begins at 39 seconds.


Hell Trump tried to give a semi-pro Ghost hunter who's barely graduated law school a lifetime appointment as a federal judge

The Senate drew the line at confirming this asshat, but he IS Deputy US Attorney General despite having only graduated from  law school in 2014
 
2020-12-04 10:10:56 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:12:23 AM  

Ty Webb: Diogenes: Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL

I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.

I thought it was Kitty Sanchez.

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I kept waiting for her to stand up and say "Take a look at these, Steven" to Rep. Powder there.
 
2020-12-04 10:12:57 AM  

Ty Webb: Diogenes: Magorn: Well she can at least take comfort in the fact that she's probably going to get Cecily Strong some decent screen time on the next SNL

I was thinking they should bring back Victoria Jackson to play her.  But I'm not entirely sure she isn't Victoria Jackson.

I thought it was Kitty Sanchez.

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This right there.  I half expected her to scream "OUTLAW COUNTRY!" and pass out.
 
2020-12-04 10:14:20 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x684]


beat me by 2 minutes :P
 
2020-12-04 10:15:11 AM  
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"Not really on messenger a whole lot but I was communicating with a few people this morning and I came across this lovely piece that was sent to me a few weeks ago. There is currently a no contact order with the female in this Christmas card because in November of 2018 she sent me pornographic videos of herself and Alexander's father. "

https://heavy.com/news/melissa-carone​/
 
2020-12-04 10:15:42 AM  

EvilEgg: Rude, condescending and wrong.   Being a pretty woman, she has had too many men humor her attitude.


She's supposed to be 33 and, if she is, that's a pretty darn harsh look for someone who is that age. Not everyone ages the same way, but damn. Maybe when she was 25 she looked like she was 30, because I would've guessed she was about 40.

As far as the obscenity charge related to the computer crime I can only speculate. I see a couple scenarios:

1) Producing pornography on a work computer, found after the computer crime
2) Trying to set someone up using pornography on a computer
3) She's a diddler who was trying to sex up a teenager, sending them nudes, and got caught
 
2020-12-04 10:16:08 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x684]


She looks like a jersey shore train wreck in that pic.
 
2020-12-04 10:16:15 AM  

Dr Dreidel: Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image 577x432]

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Wow, what a controversial take.

// real "Empire Strikes Back is a better film than Phantom Menace" vibes


How is that even an argument? Hardware Wars is a better film than Phantom Menace. Heck. If Phantom Menace was actually the first movie, there wouldn't have been a second.
 
2020-12-04 10:16:33 AM  
Ugh...base on that arrest report she lives very near where I do. Not that I'm surprised, but I don't constant confirmation that I'm surrounded on 8 sides by those like her.
 
2020-12-04 10:17:21 AM  
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"She has an associate's degree in computer/information technology administration and management with the University of Michigan and a certificate in security with that college, according to her LinkedIn page.
She further wrote that she is a "certified ethical hacker." "
 
2020-12-04 10:17:37 AM  

TheEdibleSnuggie: Dimensio: So after you libs trashed her for lying about her credentials it turns out that she does have experience with computer crime after all.

Just another example of tireless patriots having their lives ruined for trying to protect America from the ills of a liberal society. Socialism in America? NOT ON HER WATCH! These steadfast warriors for truth and justice will save the Republic!

Just a couple more Adderall and mimosas and you'll see!


Also a case of liberals denying proof even when it is right in front of him. That witness was not just proof, she was 120 proof at least.
 
2020-12-04 10:17:57 AM  

Giant Clown Shoe: [Fark user image image 577x432]

fight me


To find in my bed? Yes.
Does a better a Clinton? No.
 
2020-12-04 10:18:00 AM  

Grungehamster: [pbs.twimg.com image 850x684]


This explains her being hired for this performance... it's an acting gig!

Also, that's got all kinds of crazy going on...

/I'll bet Ford destroys her claim that she was in their IT department.
 
2020-12-04 10:18:11 AM  
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And heading home at last, after a busy day.
 
2020-12-04 10:18:48 AM  

thorpe: [Fark user image 843x1500]

"Not really on messenger a whole lot but I was communicating with a few people this morning and I came across this lovely piece that was sent to me a few weeks ago. There is currently a no contact order with the female in this Christmas card because in November of 2018 she sent me pornographic videos of herself and Alexander's father. "

https://heavy.com/news/melissa-carone/​


What's wrong with that dudes skull?
 
2020-12-04 10:19:09 AM  

thorpe: [Fark user image 746x526]

"She has an associate's degree in computer/information technology administration and management with the University of Michigan and a certificate in security with that college, according to her LinkedIn page.
She further wrote that she is a "certified ethical hacker." "


Even her house looks insane.
 
2020-12-04 10:22:00 AM  

thorpe: [Fark user image 746x526]

"She has an associate's degree in computer/information technology administration and management with the University of Michigan and a certificate in security with that college, according to her LinkedIn page.
She further wrote that she is a "certified ethical hacker." "


What's up with that used tissue valance over her sliding doors?
 
2020-12-04 10:23:33 AM  

Diogenes: thorpe: [Fark user image 746x526]

"She has an associate's degree in computer/information technology administration and management with the University of Michigan and a certificate in security with that college, according to her LinkedIn page.
She further wrote that she is a "certified ethical hacker." "

What's up with that used tissue valance over her sliding doors?


Or the mirror on the side of the little peninsula?
 
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