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(The Sun (Ireland))   Apparently Friends star Matthew Perry's is in need of an intervention from his friends after getting caught 'slurring his words' in Cameo videos that he charges a whooping $999 per clip   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2020-12-04 9:01:33 AM  
not news.
real news. Anniston never ages.
 
2020-12-04 9:36:57 AM  
Fans?
 
2020-12-04 9:38:27 AM  
My wife and I COVID binged Friends.  Watching Perry's weight yo-yo between and during seasons due to his addiction problem is really striking.
 
2020-12-04 9:42:29 AM  
It's also clear he has a speech impediment that is getting worse as he ages. We watched that odd couple show he was in a few years ago, and it was all I could hear. Then as my wife went back and watched "Friends" reruns for the 186th time, I could see it was always there but not as prevalent.
 
2020-12-04 9:44:05 AM  

Flappyhead: My wife and I COVID binged Friends.  Watching Perry's weight yo-yo between and during seasons due to his addiction problem is really striking.


The wardrobe department tried real hard by giving him baggy suits and untucked shirts, but nothing can hide neck fat.
 
2020-12-04 9:47:52 AM  
Could I *BE* any more drunk?
 
2020-12-04 9:54:38 AM  
Did someone scream out Matthew Perry, at this movie?
 
2020-12-04 10:17:33 AM  
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What a "whooping $999" might look like.

/it's "whopping", failmitter
 
2020-12-04 10:17:39 AM  
Chanandler Bong got fat.
 
2020-12-04 10:22:07 AM  
whooping?
hungry now and some Whoopers sound like a good snack
 
2020-12-04 10:27:03 AM  
Artie Lange was on Gilbert Gottfried's Podcast a few years ago and had a couple good Norm MacDonald/Perry stories:

Matthew Perry hosted SNL back in 1997 and Perry's assistant went up to Norm and said "Matt wants to do a sketch where he talks the way he does on Friends, he calls it "Matt Speak".  Confused, Norm goes "Well, what are you talking about?"  and the assistant says "Well, you know he invented a funny way of talking" and he shows him a clip and Norm says "Are you talking about sarcasm?"

Later on, one of the younger writers that week said something like "I think Matthew Perry's a genius" and Norm replied "What is he good at math or something?"
 
2020-12-04 10:30:56 AM  

Flappyhead: My wife and I COVID binged Friends.  Watching Perry's weight yo-yo between and during seasons due to his addiction problem is really striking.


I thought you said "Covid banged"

/I gotta admit, I kind of lost interest when i realized my mistake
 
2020-12-04 10:32:42 AM  
Doesn't he get a crap ton of money from syndication rights? If he wants to piss it away in coke, whores, and booze, let him. If people want to pay $1,000 to see him make an ass of himself on the internet, well whose fault is that?
 
2020-12-04 10:37:22 AM  
Peak Matthew Perry: When Bruce Willis tosses Perry the beer in The Whole Nine Yards

It has been all down hill since.
 
2020-12-04 10:38:55 AM  

ukexpat: Chanandler Bong got fat.


Thats Ms. Chanandler Bong.
 
2020-12-04 10:45:14 AM  

Ragin' Asian: Doesn't he get a crap ton of money from syndication rights? If he wants to piss it away in coke, whores, and booze, let him. If people want to pay $1,000 to see him make an ass of himself on the internet, well whose fault is that?


I think becoming rich is probably the worst thing that could have happened to him. He doesn't seem the type to take that success and build on it or find a new hobby or anything, he'll just drink, snort, and eat until he dies from one addiction or another
 
2020-12-04 10:49:12 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: ukexpat: Chanandler Bong got fat.

Thats Ms. Chanandler Bong.


He's a transponster.
 
2020-12-04 10:51:39 AM  
The only Cameo video worth watching, and it's FREE

Cameo - Word Up (Official Video)
Youtube MZjAantupsA
 
2020-12-04 11:04:13 AM  

Biledriver: Artie Lange was on Gilbert Gottfried's Podcast a few years ago and had a couple good Norm MacDonald/Perry stories:

Matthew Perry hosted SNL back in 1997 and Perry's assistant went up to Norm and said "Matt wants to do a sketch where he talks the way he does on Friends, he calls it "Matt Speak".  Confused, Norm goes "Well, what are you talking about?"  and the assistant says "Well, you know he invented a funny way of talking" and he shows him a clip and Norm says "Are you talking about sarcasm?"

Later on, one of the younger writers that week said something like "I think Matthew Perry's a genius" and Norm replied "What is he good at math or something?"


Louis CK (Rest in Pariah) had a story where he tipped a bartender and Perry said "whoa, that's way too much" and if I recall, Perry pocketed the tip himself.
 
2020-12-04 11:15:53 AM  
AAAHH, the French champagne has alwys bnzelbrtdfrzxlnce
 
2020-12-04 11:21:22 AM  
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/dude....
 
2020-12-04 11:41:40 AM  
Matthew Perry, like most of the Friends alum, is worth over 100 million dollars.
Doing Cameo videos is a very bad decision.
Probably thinks its a fun way to interact with fans and it sounded good while drunk.
Time to check into rehab again buddy.
 
2020-12-04 11:56:34 AM  

JustHereForThePics: It's also clear he has a speech impediment that is getting worse as he ages. We watched that odd couple show he was in a few years ago, and it was all I could hear. Then as my wife went back and watched "Friends" reruns for the 186th time, I could see it was always there but not as prevalent.


What speech impediment?  Asking honestly, I've never noticed it and I tend to pay attention to that sort of thing.
 
2020-12-04 12:19:04 PM  

JustHereForThePics: It's also clear he has a speech impediment that is getting worse as he ages. We watched that odd couple show he was in a few years ago, and it was all I could hear. Then as my wife went back and watched "Friends" reruns for the 186th time, I could see it was always there but not as prevalent.


Agreed. I am not sure if people are mistaking his speech impediment for slurring. It has become very obvious in more recent years.
 
2020-12-04 12:20:08 PM  
The sad thing is that there are people who will pay $999.00 for those clips.
 
2020-12-04 12:28:07 PM  

vudukungfu: not news.
real news. Anniston never ages.


She's finally starting to show it.  She went from looking eternally 30 to 40 pretty quick.  Still looks much younger than she actually is, of course, but Fathertime still makes Jenn call him daddy
 
2020-12-04 12:41:16 PM  

FLMountainMan: JustHereForThePics: It's also clear he has a speech impediment that is getting worse as he ages. We watched that odd couple show he was in a few years ago, and it was all I could hear. Then as my wife went back and watched "Friends" reruns for the 186th time, I could see it was always there but not as prevalent.

What speech impediment?  Asking honestly, I've never noticed it and I tend to pay attention to that sort of thing.


Like a light lisp. It comes and goes, but it's noticeably worse when he's heavier.
 
2020-12-04 12:46:59 PM  
That is his natural state at this point.
 
2020-12-04 12:53:42 PM  

JustHereForThePics: It's also clear he has a speech impediment that is getting worse as he ages. We watched that odd couple show he was in a few years ago, and it was all I could hear. Then as my wife went back and watched "Friends" reruns for the 186th time, I could see it was always there but not as prevalent.


I though he had a stroke.  It was really noticeable a couple years ago.
 
2020-12-04 1:02:40 PM  
I think he would've been a great Joker.

"Why so serious?"
 
2020-12-04 1:10:14 PM  

Biledriver: Artie Lange was on Gilbert Gottfried's Podcast a few years ago and had a couple good Norm MacDonald/Perry stories:

Matthew Perry hosted SNL back in 1997 and Perry's assistant went up to Norm and said "Matt wants to do a sketch where he talks the way he does on Friends, he calls it "Matt Speak".  Confused, Norm goes "Well, what are you talking about?"  and the assistant says "Well, you know he invented a funny way of talking" and he shows him a clip and Norm says "Are you talking about sarcasm?"


Sarcasm 101 - SNL
Youtube _ZW-AZ2mNeA
 
2020-12-04 1:23:39 PM  

mjbok: Dr Jack Badofsky: ukexpat: Chanandler Bong got fat.

Thats Ms. Chanandler Bong.

He's a transponster.


That's not even a word!!!
 
2020-12-04 2:36:05 PM  

FrancoFile: Flappyhead: My wife and I COVID binged Friends.  Watching Perry's weight yo-yo between and during seasons due to his addiction problem is really striking.

The wardrobe department tried real hard by giving him baggy suits and untucked shirts, but nothing can hide neck fat.


Or face bloat.
 
2020-12-04 2:42:33 PM  
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2020-12-04 2:52:08 PM  

bhcompy: vudukungfu: not news.
real news. Anniston never ages.

She's finally starting to show it.  She went from looking eternally 30 to 40 pretty quick.  Still looks much younger than she actually is, of course, but Fathertime still makes Jenn call him daddy


oh I wooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuulllllllllll​ld
 
2020-12-04 3:48:10 PM  

Trik: The sad thing is that there are people who will pay $999.00 for those clips.


Why is it sad? You underestimate how many wealthy people there are in this country. If someone makes $300k a year as a Google engineer or $500k as a Goldman Sachs ED and wants to give his girlfriend a birthday present of a short video of her favorite actor saying nice things to her, what difference does it make?

Maybe you'd pay $50 for your favorite actor to make a video for you. Money is worth different things to different people.
 
2020-12-04 4:14:04 PM  

stevesporn2000: Trik: The sad thing is that there are people who will pay $999.00 for those clips.

Why is it sad? You underestimate how many wealthy people there are in this country. If someone makes $300k a year as a Google engineer or $500k as a Goldman Sachs ED and wants to give his girlfriend a birthday present of a short video of her favorite actor saying nice things to her, what difference does it make?

Maybe you'd pay $50 for your favorite actor to make a video for you. Money is worth different things to different people.


Username checks out
 
2020-12-04 6:24:35 PM  
Miriam Margolyes Shocks With Story About Laurence Olivier - The Graham Norton Show
Youtube F186jg6MsGQ

In this clip, he sounds like his nose is missing. Keep watching for Miriam Margolyes making everyone on the couch extremely, hilariously uncomfortable.
 
2020-12-05 12:23:40 AM  

ukexpat: Chanandler Bong got fat.


That's Missus if you please!
 
2020-12-05 12:43:54 AM  
I just found out he dated sexy ass Lizzy Caplan for 6 years and now I'm jealous and annoyed.
 
2020-12-05 2:16:29 AM  
He'd make more money endorsing or creating a line of Manziers.
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2020-12-05 6:57:09 AM  
I wonder how he is at tennis.
 
2020-12-05 10:32:23 AM  

miscreant: Ragin' Asian: Doesn't he get a crap ton of money from syndication rights? If he wants to piss it away in coke, whores, and booze, let him. If people want to pay $1,000 to see him make an ass of himself on the internet, well whose fault is that?

I think becoming rich is probably the worst thing that could have happened to him. He doesn't seem the type to take that success and build on it or find a new hobby or anything, he'll just drink, snort, and eat until he dies from one addiction or another



Aww :}

I think I liked him most in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.
 
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