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(The Scottish Sun)   Good news for Brit wankers who like to dress up in women's undergarments: Queen Victoria's XXL nightdress and stockings going up on at London auction   (thescottishsun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-12-04 11:27:45 AM  
So that's her secret.
 
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2020-12-04 4:36:32 PM  
Really gotta bulk up to fit into those.
 
2020-12-04 4:38:52 PM  
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2020-12-04 4:41:56 PM  
She was cute when young.

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She must have been a real minx. Albert may have died young from all the shagging. They had kid after kid.
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2020-12-04 4:42:21 PM  
Having seen London and France, there's only one place left to go with this...
 
2020-12-04 4:42:46 PM  
Quick get in touch with Barry Humphries
 
2020-12-04 5:06:01 PM  
Don't kinkshame J Edgar Hoover subby
 
2020-12-04 5:11:20 PM  
This will complete my Victoria-Albert roleplay collection
 
2020-12-04 5:11:21 PM  
They'd better be machine washable, that's all I'm saying;
 
2020-12-04 5:46:26 PM  
Have they been washed?

My bid will be lower if they have.
 
2020-12-04 5:53:41 PM  

jaytkay: She was cute when young.

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She must have been a real minx. Albert may have died young from all the shagging. They had kid after kid.
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Plenty of letters, diaries etc. that pretty much all amount to, "OMG I love the Albert D sooooooo much."
 
2020-12-04 6:25:12 PM  
socks
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2020-12-04 6:33:58 PM  
Monty Python - Lumberjack Song
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2020-12-04 6:51:54 PM  
While the most interesting thing about King Charles the First is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it, a quite interesting thing about Victoria is that she ended her reign shorter than her circumference.

Queen Victoria was wider than she was tall - QI: Series M Episode 6 Preview - BBC Two
Youtube VAQPOJCqzcs
 
2020-12-04 6:55:44 PM  
And we have an opening bid for £1,000 from a Mr. Arnold Layne.
 
2020-12-04 7:27:21 PM  

CocoNutz: This will complete my Victoria-Albert roleplay collection


Will you keep them in a can?
 
2020-12-04 7:44:08 PM  
... She had nine STDs...

//$45
 
2020-12-04 11:20:32 PM  

CzarChasm: [Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/FshU58nI​0Ts]


Came here for lumberjacks, leaving happily.
 
2020-12-04 11:39:44 PM  

iron de havilland: While the most interesting thing about King Charles the First is that he was 5 foot 6 inches tall at the start of his reign, but only 4 foot 8 inches tall at the end of it, a quite interesting thing about Victoria is that she ended her reign shorter than her circumference.

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/VAQPOJCq​zcs]


She was really short because of the Kensington System, i.e. systematic abuse designed to make her miserably insecure and pliant.

Modern social workers look for small stature in kids as a sign of abuse and neglect. Both Victoria and Albert had shiatty childhoods, but Victoria's was next level and it literally shows.

People imagine her as this icy patrician, but she loved rollercoasters, fast driving, Halloween, and vigorous shagging. Also used a lot of cannabis for her godawful cramps.
 
2020-12-05 10:25:45 AM  

NDP2: And we have an opening bid for £1,000 from a Mr. Arnold Layne.


You lay off his habits stranger.
 
2020-12-05 1:16:43 PM  
Isn't that all Brits?
 
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