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    More: Dumbass, Disorderly conduct, Jeffery Trent, 250-pound Trent, court citation, unrelated case, bald Kentucky man, hair color, Crime  
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4562 clicks; posted to Main » on 04 Dec 2020 at 10:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-12-04 9:29:03 AM  
But he got those 43,000 emails claiming such a product exists. He just had to click on a website ending in .cz and enter a credit card number. Totes legit, but he doesn't have a credit (or bank account) so he went to the barbershop/frameshop/art gallery/kratom supplier (only an assumption) down the street with $7 in his hand to get this train to sexytime rolling.

What's so hard to understand, here?
 
2020-12-04 10:21:56 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:22:46 AM  
So Bruce Willis finally snapped.
 
2020-12-04 10:25:34 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:29:32 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:30:39 AM  
Easy peasy fix. No need to do your nut.

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2020-12-04 10:31:24 AM  
As a balding person in their 40s, you should embrace it with dignity.
Personally, I don't shave so everyone can see my balding and grey hair.  Luckily, my family doesn't have that patchy baldness.  So, as long as I maintain a good haircut on what little hair I have, everyone I don't know assumes I'm way more wise and intelligent that I am and some leader in my career.  If you are in your late 40s/early 50s and shave your head and let yourself get a scraggly beard, then everyone will know you are at that beaten-down-by-life stage and don't give a fark.  Desperately begging and freaking out over non-existent hair-growth products is a dead giveaway.
 
2020-12-04 10:32:11 AM  
There, there dumbass...

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2020-12-04 10:34:27 AM  
Bald to Badass in Two Easy Steps
Youtube AD-E2B5GfI8


The sad part is that he's already 90% of the way there. Just need to clean up that neck beard.
 
2020-12-04 10:36:07 AM  
Bald, arson and violating a protective order ... just another day in Kentucky.
 
2020-12-04 10:36:37 AM  
He should have asked her to check in the back.
 
2020-12-04 10:36:56 AM  
As detailed in a court citation, the 6'3", 250-pound Trent walked into the Frame Clinic and Gallery around 10:40 AM and asked about "product to bring his hair back."

Yeah I think he walked into the wrong place because that is most definitely an art studio not a salon.
They should have artfully painted his dome with Vantablack pigment to resemble hair and say he was cured.
 
2020-12-04 10:39:50 AM  
I think subby myst pelt sum thing
 
2020-12-04 10:41:16 AM  

berylman: As detailed in a court citation, the 6'3", 250-pound Trent walked into the Frame Clinic and Gallery around 10:40 AM and asked about "product to bring his hair back."

Yeah I think he walked into the wrong place because that is most definitely an art studio not a salon.
They should have artfully painted his dome with Vantablack pigment to resemble hair and say he was cured.


Literally the next sentence in the article says that it is a salon that doubles as a frame shop and art studio
 
2020-12-04 10:42:04 AM  

UberDave: As a balding person in their 40s, you should embrace it with dignity.
Personally, I don't shave so everyone can see my balding and grey hair.  Luckily, my family doesn't have that patchy baldness.  So, as long as I maintain a good haircut on what little hair I have, everyone I don't know assumes I'm way more wise and intelligent that I am and some leader in my career.  If you are in your late 40s/early 50s and shave your head and let yourself get a scraggly beard, then everyone will know you are at that beaten-down-by-life stage and don't give a fark.  Desperately begging and freaking out over non-existent hair-growth products is a dead giveaway.


Don't be silly. Shaving your head is one of two things - either you have that shiatty patchy baldness you mention, or it suits your face. Some people look good with shaved head, some people don't. Some people look good with horn-rim glasses, other people dude.

Although, some of it is definitely attitude. Take Sigourney Weaver v. Britney Spears, for instance....
 
2020-12-04 10:45:23 AM  
Sounds like a new video from Bella Poarch
 
2020-12-04 10:45:37 AM  

ar393: Literally the next sentence in the article says that it is a salon that doubles as a frame shop and art studio


I read gud *head hanged in shame*
 
2020-12-04 10:47:18 AM  
Trent--whose hair color is listed as "BALD" in police and jail records

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Bald is not a hairstyle!
 
2020-12-04 10:50:56 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:55:18 AM  
B is for bald, it's true
A is for all the skin your head grew
L is for the love of the ladies for bald you
D is for being dumb enough to think this is true

Grass doesn't grow on a busy street
I'm not wasting hormones growing hair

Bald like Larry Fine without the porcupine hair and I cut what little hair that's left.

THE THREE STOOGES: Disorder in the Court (1936) (HD 1080p) | Moe Howard, Larry Fine, Curly Howard
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2020-12-04 11:07:35 AM  

starsrift: UberDave: As a balding person in their 40s, you should embrace it with dignity.
Personally, I don't shave so everyone can see my balding and grey hair.  Luckily, my family doesn't have that patchy baldness.  So, as long as I maintain a good haircut on what little hair I have, everyone I don't know assumes I'm way more wise and intelligent that I am and some leader in my career.  If you are in your late 40s/early 50s and shave your head and let yourself get a scraggly beard, then everyone will know you are at that beaten-down-by-life stage and don't give a fark.  Desperately begging and freaking out over non-existent hair-growth products is a dead giveaway.

Don't be silly. Shaving your head is one of two things - either you have that shiatty patchy baldness you mention, or it suits your face. Some people look good with shaved head, some people don't. Some people look good with horn-rim glasses, other people dude.

Although, some of it is definitely attitude. Take Sigourney Weaver v. Britney Spears, for instance....


I was.  And I am.  That's why I need to make my remaining hair look "dignified".
 
2020-12-04 11:09:57 AM  
Has he not heard of Rogaine? It's OTC, available in store brand, and there's even prescription tablets (which won't be covered since it's for a cosmetic issue).

When I start thinning/balding, I'll just grow out my wizard beard. I'll either look like a wizened old wizard or some crazy hippie dippie dude explaining that you're loved. Maybe a bit of both.
 
2020-12-04 11:10:23 AM  
Being bald isn't a bad look if you're a chonker like that.

I feel bad for the scrawny bald guys.
 
2020-12-04 11:12:45 AM  

kittyhas1000legs: Has he not heard of Rogaine? It's OTC, available in store brand, and there's even prescription tablets (which won't be covered since it's for a cosmetic issue).


Rogaine doesn't fix baldness, just slows it down. If you're already that far gone, you're done.
 
2020-12-04 11:28:35 AM  
As a mid 50's guy with a full head of hair and no gray to be found I say suck it losers!

Just have good genes I guess. My dad didn't start going gray until his mid 60s.
 
2020-12-04 11:33:10 AM  

wax_on: As a mid 50's guy with a full head of hair and no gray to be found I say suck it losers!

Just have good genes I guess. My dad didn't start going gray until his mid 60s.


Based on your Fark handle you moved your ass hair up north a bit
 
2020-12-04 11:57:39 AM  
Dammit! This article has nothing at all to do with Rudy Guiliani. I feel cheated.
 
2020-12-04 11:58:39 AM  
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2020-12-04 12:12:02 PM  
If my father & brother put their heads together, they'd like an asshole.

When I met Hubby he looked liked a hot Maynard G Krebs. Now he's bald & still hot. (25 years in October.) He's a good person. He's also a hairdresser.

His hair was nice but what got me was his smile. I will never forget that smile. We've been together since.
 
2020-12-04 2:00:21 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: Has he not heard of Rogaine? It's OTC, available in store brand, and there's even prescription tablets (which won't be covered since it's for a cosmetic issue).

When I start thinning/balding, I'll just grow out my wizard beard. I'll either look like a wizened old wizard or some crazy hippie dippie dude explaining that you're loved. Maybe a bit of both.


Rogaine doesn't regrow hair except in the tiniest fraction of people.  It is used to stop the loss of hair.

/and man can it aggravate a scalp.
 
2020-12-04 2:25:25 PM  
FTFA: An employee at the salon--which also doubles as an art gallery and frame shop-

You know it's a small town when...
 
2020-12-04 2:26:53 PM  

Lurk Who's Talking: If my father & brother put their heads together, they'd like an asshole.


I feel like there's a word missing
 
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2020-12-04 2:36:24 PM  
Love the mug shot!  This guy so REALLY self-conscious of his baldness that he's trying to hid it.
 
2020-12-04 6:53:14 PM  
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