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2020-12-04 1:02:19 AM  
Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.
 
2020-12-04 4:10:52 AM  
Didn't sound all that disrespectful...more like a compliment.
 
2020-12-04 7:22:17 AM  
LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg
 
2020-12-04 8:01:56 AM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.


*puts hair in a ponytail, gets in ring*

Yeah, specific questions anyone could ask, because of the befuddling nature of NFL rules.
 
2020-12-04 8:04:02 AM  

vudukungfu: LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg


F*ck off, buddy.

/ not fat
// and a wide girth is not specificto women anyway
 
2020-12-04 8:04:55 AM  

lindalouwho: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.

*puts hair in a ponytail, gets in ring*

Yeah, specific questions anyone could ask, because of the befuddling nature of NFL rules.


*some NFL rules
 
2020-12-04 8:07:04 AM  

lindalouwho: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.

*puts hair in a ponytail, gets in ring*

Yeah, specific questions anyone could ask, because of the befuddling nature of NFL rules.


Mike Milbury gave Cris Collingsworth his material.
 
2020-12-04 8:13:27 AM  
Did he sound drunk while saying it?
 
2020-12-04 8:29:02 AM  

WhiskeySticks: Did he sound drunk while saying it?


He always sounds drunk.
 
2020-12-04 8:30:31 AM  
I thought that there were lots of female Steelers fans was a known thing.  In my experience, they have a lot of female fans.

Besides that, Cris Collinsworth sucks.  I'm not relating the two things.  He just annoys me with is "Aw shucks I tell ya just get out there and play in the the National Footbaw League!"
 
2020-12-04 8:58:13 AM  

KingKauff: WhiskeySticks: Did he sound drunk while saying it?

He always sounds drunk.


And that's why he's awesome.
 
2020-12-04 9:09:49 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: lindalouwho: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.

*puts hair in a ponytail, gets in ring*

Yeah, specific questions anyone could ask, because of the befuddling nature of NFL rules.

Mike Milbury gave Cris Collingsworth his material.


lol

*does distracting interpretive dance*
 
2020-12-04 9:15:56 AM  
I'm going to give Collinsworth a little leeway and assume he just stuck his foot in his mouth. He did a 45 minute podcast last week with Richard Sherman about progressive politics and doesn't have a history of misogyny in any way, so I think he meant to say that he was surprised at how knowledgeable they were compared to fans of other teams.

Than again, he is an ex-Bengal.
 
2020-12-04 9:30:55 AM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: I'm going to give Collinsworth a little leeway and assume he just stuck his foot in his mouth. He did a 45 minute podcast last week with Richard Sherman about progressive politics and doesn't have a history of misogyny in any way, so I think he meant to say that he was surprised at how knowledgeable they were compared to fans of other teams.

Than again, he is an ex-Bengal.


Nsvcsb:

I have a son the same age as one of his, and they played in a knotthole game when they were about 12. Collinsworth stayed in his car until about halfway through the 2nd inning and very nonchalantly walked up, unfolded his chair and sat down, not drawing attention from the kids. After the game he went to our coach and asked permission to speak to the team for a few minutes and talked to them about teamwork, character, blah blah blah. Nobody bugged him for an autograph and that was that. Seemed like a pretty decent guy. I think my kid may have been the only one who knew who he was because of my free Bengals 88 videotape from Sports Illustrated.

End nsvcsb

In regards to the other night, this was a game they prepped for 2 weeks ago, didn't get played, prepped again, cancelled, prepped again and finally got on the air, then had to make noises with their mouths for 4 hours. I don't think he was patting women on their heads telling them how adorable they are, I think he just ran out of stuff.
 
2020-12-04 9:39:06 AM  
Well I didn't really need any new reasons to dislike this guy, but thanks 2020!
 
2020-12-04 9:47:16 AM  
This mountain is wholly made from molehills! It's amazing!
 
2020-12-04 10:34:17 AM  

lindalouwho: vudukungfu: LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg

F*ck off, buddy.

/ not fat
// and a wide girth is not specificto women anyway


it's a meme.
 
2020-12-04 11:14:39 AM  
He was not wrong.  Married to a Pittsburgh girl.  Her devotion to the team goes bone deep.  Her sisters are the same way.
 
2020-12-04 11:30:16 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: lindalouwho: Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.

*puts hair in a ponytail, gets in ring*

Yeah, specific questions anyone could ask, because of the befuddling nature of NFL rules.

Mike Milbury gave Cris Collingsworth his material.


WOOOOOO!

The unholy intersection of Fark Hockey memes and Fark Football memes!
 
2020-12-04 11:44:13 AM  
Is this about that Yinzette who could be heard in the Wednesday game screaming for a flag over the piped in crowd noise?
 
2020-12-04 1:24:59 PM  
My friend Louise would like a word when everyone else is done kicking his ass.
 
2020-12-04 1:46:39 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: Paging LindaLouWho to the thread.

Linda, there's an announcer here begging you for an ass-kicking.


I want to kick his ass too.
 
2020-12-04 2:52:21 PM  

vudukungfu: lindalouwho: vudukungfu: LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg

F*ck off, buddy.

/ not fat
// and a wide girth is not specificto women anyway

it's a meme.


Well I'll be damned, and that has comments from 2007, even.

Alrighty then, I take back my extreme annoyance.
 
2020-12-04 2:54:19 PM  

germ78: Is this about that Yinzette who could be heard in the Wednesday game screaming for a flag over the piped in crowd noise?


Only the player's wives and families were there.
 
2020-12-04 3:03:15 PM  

lindalouwho: vudukungfu: lindalouwho: vudukungfu: LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg

F*ck off, buddy.

/ not fat
// and a wide girth is not specificto women anyway

it's a meme.

Well I'll be damned, and that has comments from 2007, even.

Alrighty then, I take back my extreme annoyance.


no take backs
go directly to primantis
eat a 9000 calorie hoagie with fries and coleslaw on it.
 
2020-12-04 3:15:04 PM  

vudukungfu: lindalouwho: vudukungfu: lindalouwho: vudukungfu: LargeSteelersChickThumbsUp.jpg

F*ck off, buddy.

/ not fat
// and a wide girth is not specificto women anyway

it's a meme.

Well I'll be damned, and that has comments from 2007, even.

Alrighty then, I take back my extreme annoyance.

no take backs
go directly to primantis
eat a 9000 calorie hoagie with fries and coleslaw on it.


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2020-12-04 6:22:13 PM  

Rapmaster2000: I thought that there were lots of female Steelers fans was a known thing.  In my experience, they have a lot of female fans


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2020-12-04 7:29:26 PM  
Farking Yinzers.
 
2020-12-04 7:42:37 PM  
Well he's screwed if he doesn't stop farking apologizing.  The more you apologize the more the dickhead cancel crowd (who don't care, they just want to fark up someone's life) comes after you.  Stop apologizing and just carry on.
 
2020-12-04 10:51:36 PM  
I'm amazed Cris is still employed.

How hard is it to get a sports announcer fired and KEEP him fired?
 
2020-12-05 12:46:16 AM  
Chicks, man.
 
2020-12-05 1:16:14 AM  
Is it possible he's actually saying he's surprised that knowledgeable women are fans of a team that has a rapist as a QB, but doesn't want to get too close to actually saying that?
 
2020-12-05 11:41:25 AM  
Men, on average, know more about football than women.  Next you're gonna tell me that women, on average, know more about make-up.  Shocking.
 
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