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2020-12-03 9:42:26 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:26:51 AM  
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2020-12-04 6:20:54 AM  
I saw this on Maddow last night and the first thing that popped into my head was:

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Not surprised to see Broidy in the middle of this, but damn, that's an obscure pardonee
 
2020-12-04 6:46:50 AM  
I'm giving myself partial credit as I said one of the people involved is a Hugh Jass.
 
2020-12-04 6:57:41 AM  

tommyl66: I'm giving myself partial credit as I said one of the people involved is a Hugh Jass.


I had Gene Masseth.
 
2020-12-04 7:00:55 AM  
I would be embarrassed if my name was Huge Bareass.
 
2020-12-04 7:04:25 AM  
Hey
The Watergate burglars weren't really Plumbers
 
2020-12-04 7:04:46 AM  
Bribes for Pardons is the most Trump-as-potus* thing one could imagine.
 
2020-12-04 7:05:39 AM  
Maybe it's pronounced more like "Hugh Bris"?
 
2020-12-04 7:05:42 AM  

YakBoy42: tommyl66: I'm giving myself partial credit as I said one of the people involved is a Hugh Jass.

I had Gene Masseth.


Heywood Jablome
 
2020-12-04 7:08:23 AM  
I Pranked Henry DiCarlo KTLA Los Angeles Weather Man - Hugh Janus Birthday Prank
Youtube PfFoDc4NUZA
 
2020-12-04 7:10:20 AM  
Whugh?
 
2020-12-04 7:11:15 AM  
I refuse to believe that Huge Bareass is a real person
 
2020-12-04 7:11:50 AM  
It's kinda funny? I guess? That for the last four years there have been fantasy league type drafts set up over what president acquaintance would be indicted next.

Okay, not really funny. I still got $50 on J Kush and he's really been a disappointment this entire season.
 
2020-12-04 7:12:32 AM  
It's like his parents wanted him to turn out awful. "Hey, let's name the kid Hu G Bearass. I'm sure middle school is gonna be a great time for him."
 
2020-12-04 7:12:34 AM  
Better than Archibald Barasol.

\It can't be obscure, this is fark.
\\I want to believe someone else knows this one.
\\\Slashies drinking eggnog in corner for xmas
 
2020-12-04 7:12:41 AM  

RasIanI: Bribes for Pardons is the most Trump-as-potus* thing one could imagine.


It's a Hugh trump-a-potus-xmas.
 
2020-12-04 7:14:00 AM  
A Huge Bare Ass.  Okay.
 
2020-12-04 7:15:45 AM  
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HUGH...Baras.
 
2020-12-04 7:16:40 AM  

RasIanI: Bribes for Pardons is the most Trump-as-potus* thing one could imagine.


This. "Sir please pardon me"

"I'm going to need you to do us a favor though".

Quid pro quo.
 
2020-12-04 7:22:10 AM  
Huge Bras? That can't be right.
 
2020-12-04 7:30:21 AM  
2 months from now I don't want to know the name of one single person even remotely associated with the Biden presidency if they aren't cabinet level or giving daily press briefings.

Why the hell do I know the names of associates of the president's personal lawyer? WTF? does the president always have a personal lawyer?

The first time I hear about the Secretary of State, it better be because he or she made an appearance on Sesame Street.
 
2020-12-04 7:46:05 AM  

DannyBrandt: It's kinda funny? I guess? That for the last four years there have been fantasy league type drafts set up over what president acquaintance would be indicted next.

Okay, not really funny. I still got $50 on J Kush and he's really been a disappointment this entire season.


To absolutely everyone.
 
2020-12-04 7:55:18 AM  

SquonkBot: Huge Bras? That can't be right.


That was his nickname in high school.  He was a big supporter in girls sports teams
 
2020-12-04 7:58:14 AM  
The big names don't get dumped until the last days.

It'll be a shiat storm of shiat heads who committed the shiattiest of shiat crimes.  And DJT will be in there even though he doesn't need it.

Someone told him, 'sir, you need to put your name in there but we know you're totally, totally innocent.  You're a victim of a stolen election, sir.  Stolen election.'
 
2020-12-04 8:00:40 AM  

DannyBrandt: does the president always have a personal lawyer?


To be fair, I would think most wealthy people have a personal lawyer. Especially wealthy people with a public life. I'm not wealthy and not connected in any way with that demographic, but that doesn't seem like a bad idea. Your other point, about hearing all about the personal attorneys of such people. Yeah that's a thing you can thank 45* for.
 
2020-12-04 8:09:08 AM  
I heard a rumor that Seymour Buttz is a person of interest in the case.
 
2020-12-04 8:12:31 AM  

tommyl66: I'm giving myself partial credit as I said one of the people involved is a Hugh Jass.


The redactions obscured a name with five letters, so no soup for you.
 
2020-12-04 8:14:36 AM  
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I may have misread that but going by this thread, maybe not.
 
2020-12-04 8:21:21 AM  

Eravior: [Fark user image 592x592]

I may have misread that but going by this thread, maybe not.


I searched for "huge bear's ass," and it came up with zero results. There was a suggestion for "huge bear ass," which, strangely enough, also had zero results. Each time I clicked the link to repeat the search with omitted results and there were still no results for either. To top it all off, the images tab did have results.

I think Google is trying to hide bear asses by adding a hoop to jump through.
 
2020-12-04 8:22:04 AM  
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What a nice boy
 
2020-12-04 8:23:05 AM  

silo123j: Better than Archibald Barasol.

\It can't be obscure, this is fark.
\\I want to believe someone else knows this one.
\\\Slashies drinking eggnog in corner for xmas


You got your bald bear...

//Not typing it all out.
 
2020-12-04 8:31:54 AM  
Hugh Baras
Hubris is the characteristic of excessive confidence or arrogance, which leads a person to believe that he or she may do no wrong.

Coincidence?
 
2020-12-04 8:43:04 AM  

RasIanI: Bribes for Pardons is the most Trump-as-potus* thing one could imagine.


I'm only surprised it didn't happen sooner.
 
2020-12-04 8:45:37 AM  
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Seriously, his parents named him Hubris.
 
2020-12-04 8:55:58 AM  

Eravior: Eravior: [Fark user image 592x592]

I may have misread that but going by this thread, maybe not.

I searched for "huge bear's ass," and it came up with zero results. There was a suggestion for "huge bear ass," which, strangely enough, also had zero results. Each time I clicked the link to repeat the search with omitted results and there were still no results for either. To top it all off, the images tab did have results.

I think Google is trying to hide bear asses by adding a hoop to jump through.


You may have safesearch enabled.
 
2020-12-04 9:26:47 AM  

Gonz: silo123j: Better than Archibald Barasol.

\It can't be obscure, this is fark.
\\I want to believe someone else knows this one.
\\\Slashies drinking eggnog in corner for xmas

You got your bald bear...

//Not typing it all out.


There's always one...

(already had you farkied as "I like this guy")
 
2020-12-04 9:27:03 AM  

Abacus9: Eravior: Eravior: [Fark user image 592x592]

I may have misread that but going by this thread, maybe not.

I searched for "huge bear's ass," and it came up with zero results. There was a suggestion for "huge bear ass," which, strangely enough, also had zero results. Each time I clicked the link to repeat the search with omitted results and there were still no results for either. To top it all off, the images tab did have results.

I think Google is trying to hide bear asses by adding a hoop to jump through.

You may have safesearch enabled.


Oh, sure. Ruin my grand conspiracy that's trying to prevent people from looking up bear butts.

In other words, yes, it was on. Thanks for the help. I did some spring fall cleaning not too long ago. The setting must have gotten reset. I'm ashamed that it took this long for me to notice. I think I might be turning into a square.
 
2020-12-04 9:55:10 AM  

Hey Nurse!: Hugh Baras
Hubris is the characteristic of excessive confidence or arrogance, which leads a person to believe that he or she may do no wrong.

Coincidence?


The writers this season are just getting lazier and lazier.
 
2020-12-04 10:06:05 AM  
Hugh Jashole!
 
2020-12-04 10:09:58 AM  

Arkanaut: Hey Nurse!: Hugh Baras
Hubris is the characteristic of excessive confidence or arrogance, which leads a person to believe that he or she may do no wrong.

Coincidence?

The writers this season are just getting lazier and lazier.


But wait, my idea involves a...SHARKANO!
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2020-12-04 10:26:40 AM  
Huge Bras?!?!

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2020-12-04 10:29:37 AM  

Eravior: Abacus9: Eravior: Eravior: [Fark user image 592x592]

I may have misread that but going by this thread, maybe not.

I searched for "huge bear's ass," and it came up with zero results. There was a suggestion for "huge bear ass," which, strangely enough, also had zero results. Each time I clicked the link to repeat the search with omitted results and there were still no results for either. To top it all off, the images tab did have results.

I think Google is trying to hide bear asses by adding a hoop to jump through.

You may have safesearch enabled.

Oh, sure. Ruin my grand conspiracy that's trying to prevent people from looking up bear butts.

In other words, yes, it was on. Thanks for the help. I did some spring fall cleaning not too long ago. The setting must have gotten reset. I'm ashamed that it took this long for me to notice. I think I might be turning into a square.


Anything to help searching for bareass bear asses.
 
2020-12-04 10:40:20 AM  
What's about Hugh Jasshole?
 
2020-12-04 10:52:43 AM  
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"The sheer, farking Hugh Baras."
 
2020-12-04 11:57:03 AM  
Hugh Gembarassment
 
2020-12-04 12:33:42 PM  
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2020-12-04 3:05:14 PM  
You'd have to have huge brass balls to attempt this level of bribery
 
2020-12-04 8:32:36 PM  
https://www.sfgate.com/crime/article/​P​alo-Alto-psychologist-Hugh-Baras-convi​cted-of-5208621.php

A Palo Alto psychologist has been convicted of tax evasion for failing to report more than $1 million in income from five years of his practice, an omission he blamed on delusions from medications he was taking.

A federal jury in Oakland found Hugh Baras, 70, guilty Monday of five felony tax charges and a sixth charge of theft of government property, the $80,600 he collected in Social Security disability payments while working as a psychologist.
 
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