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2020-12-03 10:40:37 PM  
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2020-12-03 11:14:26 PM  
At least no Red Matter was used.

/LENS FLARE!
 
2020-12-03 11:39:57 PM  
Turns out cloaking devices are virtually worthless when pretty much any human can outsmart you.
 
2020-12-04 12:08:24 AM  
FTA "Both suspects were able to escape."

Transporter. Duh.
 
2020-12-04 2:43:57 AM  
The 2nd Amendment in practice, folks.
 
2020-12-04 2:47:46 AM  
Bet that didn't phase him.
 
2020-12-04 2:48:49 AM  
He WAS driving an Outlander...
 
2020-12-04 2:54:28 AM  
In this day and age of GPS, Google maps, and cellphones, who falls for the old "I'm lost" trick? A Romulan, that's who.
 
2020-12-04 3:08:21 AM  
Sounds like a gang hit. The cops were somewhat on the ball so they didn't get away as easily as they thought they would.
 
2020-12-04 3:14:43 AM  
a high-speed chase that would involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck

Hamtramck? Is that near Sausagetrainck?
 
2020-12-04 3:23:02 AM  
Remus Man inconsolable.
 
2020-12-04 3:34:58 AM  
Dumbass Romulans don't think the red shirt curse applies to them.

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2020-12-04 3:47:27 AM  
Remus man in critical condition after violating the sacred confines of Rome
 
2020-12-04 4:03:39 AM  
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Those Romulans are pussies.
 
2020-12-04 4:10:45 AM  

phishrace: Dumbass Romulans don't think the red shirt curse applies to them.

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That was the mission where Shatner's hearing never came back.
 
2020-12-04 4:47:25 AM  

2fardownthread: phishrace: Dumbass Romulans don't think the red shirt curse applies to them.

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That was the mission where Shatner's hearing never came back.


It looks like they beamed down to Detroit. I wouldn't want to hang around either if I were someone's hearing.
 
2020-12-04 5:03:43 AM  
You want a war with Romulus? Because violating the Treaty of Algeron is how you start a war with Romulus!

Next time get an Andorian to do it
 
2020-12-04 5:59:45 AM  
TheAugurofDunlain: Remus man in critical condition after violating the sacred confines of Rome

Zipppy do dah..Zippity dee ay...
 
2020-12-04 6:01:10 AM  

bobobolinskii: The 2nd Amendment in practice, folks.


No one is that stupid
 
2020-12-04 6:02:31 AM  
"The suspects' descriptions that have been released by police are vague. The shooter is described as a black man with dreadlocks. The description of the getaway driver is only that she is a black woman, 18 to 24 years-old with burgundy/red-tinted hair."

Humans are so self-centered. It is frequently their undoing.

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2020-12-04 6:51:10 AM  

Conservative Evangelical Millennial Cyclist: a high-speed chase that would involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck

Hamtramck? Is that near Sausagetrainck?


Hamtramck until recently was the most Polish part of Michigan.   Now with a new wave of immigration, which has caused belly aching, is mostly of Muslim nature.  Property was cheap, where do you want immigrants to go? 90210?
 
2020-12-04 7:11:34 AM  

KodosZardoz: [Fark user image 340x340]
Those Romulans are pussies.


Praise Jeffery Combs.  Best Supporting Actor on Star Trek

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2020-12-04 7:26:16 AM  
"Police say the woman who was driving the small SUV took off, starting a high-speed chase that would involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck where the male suspect bailed out and fled on foot. "

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2020-12-04 7:30:54 AM  
Police say the woman who was driving the small ould involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck where the male suspect bailed out and fled on foot.
The woman continued driving the Outlander to the area of Luce Avenue and Mt. Elliott on Detroit's east side where she crashed in a vacant lot and fled on foot.
Both suspects were able to escape.


Fat cops, I'd guess.
 
2020-12-04 7:40:45 AM  
swahnhennessy: Fat cops, I'd guess.

The suspects? Maybe. Vice assignments and their assets do beget confusion.
 
2020-12-04 7:51:15 AM  
The headline:

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2020-12-04 8:06:21 AM  

mrinfoguy: bobobolinskii: The 2nd Amendment in practice, folks.

No one is that stupid


And yet, the proof is right in front of you.
 
2020-12-04 8:20:49 AM  

RogueWallEnthusiast: "Police say the woman who was driving the small SUV took off, starting a high-speed chase that would involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck where the male suspect bailed out and fled on foot. "

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Shooter was male. Shooter was NOT the driver. Shooter bailed out of the vehicle and fled on foot. Female driver continued driving, later crashing and also fleeing on foot. Both escaped police pursuit. Descriptions of both driver and shooter are exceedingly vague.

All of this was in TFA.
 
2020-12-04 8:26:00 AM  
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2020-12-04 10:03:05 AM  

Wenchmaster: RogueWallEnthusiast: "Police say the woman who was driving the small SUV took off, starting a high-speed chase that would involve Michigan State Police and go all the way into Hamtramck where the male suspect bailed out and fled on foot. "

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Shooter was male. Shooter was NOT the driver. Shooter bailed out of the vehicle and fled on foot. Female driver continued driving, later crashing and also fleeing on foot. Both escaped police pursuit. Descriptions of both driver and shooter are exceedingly vague.

All of this was in TFA.


Honestly didn't remember if it was Chris or Snoop who did the killing.  But it was a Black male and a Black female so it sort of fits.

If they were white I'd have used Bonnie and Clyde.
 
2020-12-04 10:56:40 AM  

Madman drummers bummers: Bet that didn't phase him.


He was pretty disrupted, though.
 
2020-12-04 11:55:42 AM  

Parthenogenetic: "The suspects' descriptions that have been released by police are vague. The shooter is described as a black man with dreadlocks. The description of the getaway driver is only that she is a black woman, 18 to 24 years-old with burgundy/red-tinted hair."

Humans are so self-centered. It is frequently their undoing.

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The gentleman on the left is none other than James Worthy.  IIRC, the producers found out he was a fan and offered him a guest spot as a Klingon.

 
2020-12-04 11:57:41 AM  
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The Tal Shiar frown on your shenanigans.
 
2020-12-04 12:02:56 PM  
You want something done right, call a professional.

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/ELIMINEM
 
2020-12-04 2:04:19 PM  

ltdanman44: KodosZardoz: [Fark user image 340x340]
Those Romulans are pussies.

Praise Jeffery Combs.  Best Supporting Actor on Star Trek

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He's awesome. Was gonna post a pic of him as an Andorian, but I wanted to go old school.
 
2020-12-04 3:56:22 PM  
Swollen-breasted wolf inconsolable.
 
2020-12-04 7:45:52 PM  
It was the one-armed Romulan!

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2020-12-04 7:54:54 PM  

Bith Set Me Up: It was the one-armed Romulan!

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