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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Dallas has a winning season except for all the fraud in the NFL   (wfaa.com) divider line
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2020-12-03 10:10:25 PM  
There refs are in on it too.
Deep state officiating.
Fake flags
 
2020-12-03 10:26:46 PM  
Cowboys won bigly if you don't count the other teams points.
 
2020-12-03 11:03:22 PM  
Dale Hanson nails it again.

/he's a bit of an imperfect drunk (I think currently sober), but he has had some great takes over the last few years.
 
2020-12-03 11:16:50 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: Cowboys won bigly if you don't count the other teams points.


It's not really fair they have to go up against big cities. Texas is pretty spread out. They should devise a system where their scores count a little more than those big elitist towns.
 
2020-12-03 11:37:34 PM  
Dale's a national treasure.

He covers social justice issues with more accuracy and passion than 99% of reporters, and he's "just" the sports guy.
 
2020-12-04 2:05:01 AM  
Texas Lt Gov Dan Patrick offered a reward of up to a million dollars (but ok, starting at $25K) for evidence of election fraud leading to a conviction.
Pennsylvania Lt Gov John Fetterman took him up on it, told him about some Republican idiot who got busted getting an absentee ballot for his dead mom to vote for Trump with, demanded the reward, and said the Cowboys blow.  IIRC he asked for it in convenience store gift cards he was going to give away to charity.

At the time, the Cowboys were 2-7, and Trump was something like 2-18 in court.  Now Trump's up to 0-40 (his two wins got overturned on appeal, and had been about procedures, not about actual fraud anyway), and the Cowboys are way ahead of him at 3-8.

Deadbeat Dan still hasn't paid off. To be Fair and Balanced, he was promising to pay it out of his campaign funds, in ways that were probably illegal anyway, but he's still a deadbeat.
 
2020-12-04 3:35:34 AM  
I hope Dak Prescott makes it back into the NFL and reclaims his starting QB position. As far as the crybabies who cannot accept the impact of losing him for the season are concerned all I can say is CRY MOAR.
 
2020-12-04 3:49:52 AM  

FarkaDark: There refs are in on it too.
Deep state officiating.
Fake flags


Some members of the Cowboys organization are in on it too.  Because...reasons.  The conspiracy is vast, as vast as the conspiracy to fake the moon landing.
 
2020-12-04 8:25:38 AM  
If you look closer you will see all the gerrymandering of the conferences...  Dallas in the NFC EAST?!?  Obviously there to make getting into the playoffs easier.
 
2020-12-04 8:50:57 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I hope Dak Prescott makes it back into the NFL and reclaims his starting QB position. As far as the crybabies who cannot accept the impact of losing him for the season are concerned all I can say is CRY MOAR.


Mrs. Samurai's fantasy team was built on Dak and Saquon.  There's been a bit of crying in our house.
 
2020-12-04 9:42:02 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Cowboys won bigly if you don't count the other teams points.


Eagles fans don't get jokes.  Batteries at 11.
 
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2020-12-04 9:42:43 AM  
I absolutely despise Stephen a Smith. With all my heart. Deep into my soul.

But when he does his (laughs uncontrollably at cowboys) shtick, I gotta admit, I almost smile. Because of people like this clown.
 
2020-12-04 10:46:40 AM  

cpu_slave: If you look closer you will see all the gerrymandering of the conferences...  Dallas in the NFC EAST?!?  Obviously there to make getting into the playoffs easier.


I think when the Cowboys are involved it's called Jerrymandering.
 
2020-12-04 11:31:27 AM  

Mr.Tangent: cpu_slave: If you look closer you will see all the gerrymandering of the conferences...  Dallas in the NFC EAST?!?  Obviously there to make getting into the playoffs easier.

I think when the Cowboys are involved it's called Jerrymandering.


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2020-12-05 1:25:22 AM  

151: I absolutely despise Stephen a Smith. With all my heart. Deep into my soul.

But when he does his (laughs uncontrollably at cowboys) shtick, I gotta admit, I almost smile. Because of people like this clown.


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