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2020-12-03 4:36:25 PM  
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2020-12-03 4:43:58 PM  
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2020-12-03 4:48:03 PM  
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2020-12-03 4:53:00 PM  

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Oui, oui, oui, all the way to my bunk.
 
2020-12-03 4:58:10 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:03:20 PM  
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Howdy hey. The time dilation this year is real.
 
2020-12-03 5:03:47 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:04:02 PM  

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Oddly enough, she was in the episode of The Twilight Zone that I watched yesterday. She looks a bit different now.
 
2020-12-03 5:04:24 PM  
It turns out the dudes who tore dowan the CA "monolith" were militant white power types who erected a cross at the site.
A play by play of their livestream. Disturbing and amusing at the same time.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpjk​7​/mysterious-monolith-update-racists-de​stroy-california-monolith-proclaim-chr​ists-superiority-to-space-aliens
 
2020-12-03 5:04:48 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:04:54 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:06:15 PM  

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Better:

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2020-12-03 5:10:43 PM  

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Oddly enough, she was in the episode of The Twilight Zone that I watched yesterday. She looks a bit different now.


Just a bit.
 
2020-12-03 5:11:02 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: It turns out the dudes who tore dowan the CA "monolith" were militant white power types who erected a cross at the site.
A play by play of their livestream. Disturbing and amusing at the same time.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpjk7​/mysterious-monolith-update-racists-de​stroy-california-monolith-proclaim-chr​ists-superiority-to-space-aliens


Why does this not surprise me...
 
2020-12-03 5:21:02 PM  

Unbridled Apathy: It turns out the dudes who tore dowan the CA "monolith" were militant white power types who erected a cross at the site.
A play by play of their livestream. Disturbing and amusing at the same time.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpjk7​/mysterious-monolith-update-racists-de​stroy-california-monolith-proclaim-chr​ists-superiority-to-space-aliens


Of course, something interesting and harmless just has to get shiat on by these roaches.
 
2020-12-03 5:22:27 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:26:07 PM  
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti​c​le-9016249/White-House-comms-director-​Alyssa-Farah-QUITS-senior-Trump-aide-t​acitly-admit-defeat.html

White House communications director Alyssa Farah is resigning from her post after less than a year in the job - a tactic admission the President Donald Trump has not won the election.

/Daily Fail, I know
 
2020-12-03 5:27:36 PM  
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2020-12-03 5:29:14 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: Unbridled Apathy: It turns out the dudes who tore dowan the CA "monolith" were militant white power types who erected a cross at the site.
A play by play of their livestream. Disturbing and amusing at the same time.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/qjpjk7​/mysterious-monolith-update-racists-de​stroy-california-monolith-proclaim-chr​ists-superiority-to-space-aliens

Of course, something interesting and harmless just has to get shiat on by these roaches.


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2020-12-03 5:36:08 PM  
Evening everyone, all I have to say is "what the fark"?
 
2020-12-03 5:52:55 PM  
 
2020-12-03 6:19:16 PM  
And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.
 
TBC [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-12-03 6:26:04 PM  
Hi y'all.

A friend is coming over tomoz to take photos of me & Faraday (and possibly the felines, if they can be wrangled) and I was overdue for a haircut anyway, so off we went to the stylist. Last time I was there, I asked her to research and consider oil-slicking my hair (not a euphemism). I usually do the colour my ownself, but this looked a touch beyond my abilities. She likes playing with colour and doesn't get the opportunity to play much because she's smack in the middle of the Karen District, so we did some texting back and forth yesterday with photos of different looks.

I'll go back in tomoz in the morning because she put black on my regrowth and it turned out more brown than anything, which made her unhappy. So she'll touch that up. I brought in my colours and combined with her colours, we had a pretty wide array. So now my hair kinda looks like niobium. Which is pretty freaking awesome.

Here's a helpful photo of what "oil slick hair" can look like:

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2020-12-03 6:30:05 PM  

TBC: Hi y'all.

A friend is coming over tomoz to take photos of me & Faraday (and possibly the felines, if they can be wrangled) and I was overdue for a haircut anyway, so off we went to the stylist. Last time I was there, I asked her to research and consider oil-slicking my hair (not a euphemism). I usually do the colour my ownself, but this looked a touch beyond my abilities. She likes playing with colour and doesn't get the opportunity to play much because she's smack in the middle of the Karen District, so we did some texting back and forth yesterday with photos of different looks.

I'll go back in tomoz in the morning because she put black on my regrowth and it turned out more brown than anything, which made her unhappy. So she'll touch that up. I brought in my colours and combined with her colours, we had a pretty wide array. So now my hair kinda looks like niobium. Which is pretty freaking awesome.

Here's a helpful photo of what "oil slick hair" can look like:

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Awesome
 
2020-12-03 6:31:26 PM  
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Random bookmark pic.
 
2020-12-03 6:33:29 PM  

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I like that beer but I can only have a couple before the acid starts angering my stomach.
 
2020-12-03 6:40:50 PM  
 
2020-12-03 6:41:01 PM  
So Eva (Nico's wife) insisted I take this space heater, as it was cluttering up storage
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It's a 2,000 watt heater that sucks more amps than the camper a/c.  One tank of gas will barely run it overnight. But it rocks when I need to get warm real fast.

I'm now thinking about waiting on the wood burning stove in lieu of this LP-fired model
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I dunno. It's goddamn cold and I need to settle on an efficient means of heating my living quarters.

Using the genny all the time is not feasible. Propane is so much better. But all these little heaters have safety overrides that make buying one a hit-and-miss proposition.
 
2020-12-03 6:45:59 PM  

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No........

That's a rock in the middle of the forest.
 
2020-12-03 6:53:20 PM  

TBC: Hi y'all.

A friend is coming over tomoz to take photos of me & Faraday (and possibly the felines, if they can be wrangled) and I was overdue for a haircut anyway, so off we went to the stylist. Last time I was there, I asked her to research and consider oil-slicking my hair (not a euphemism). I usually do the colour my ownself, but this looked a touch beyond my abilities. She likes playing with colour and doesn't get the opportunity to play much because she's smack in the middle of the Karen District, so we did some texting back and forth yesterday with photos of different looks.

I'll go back in tomoz in the morning because she put black on my regrowth and it turned out more brown than anything, which made her unhappy. So she'll touch that up. I brought in my colours and combined with her colours, we had a pretty wide array. So now my hair kinda looks like niobium. Which is pretty freaking awesome.

Here's a helpful photo of what "oil slick hair" can look like:

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Aaaw, Is it wrong if I want to be absurdly floofed by that? That's just neat!
 
2020-12-03 6:55:15 PM  
Jeez. Do

maxheck: TBC: Hi y'all.

A friend is coming over tomoz to take photos of me & Faraday (and possibly the felines, if they can be wrangled) and I was overdue for a haircut anyway, so off we went to the stylist. Last time I was there, I asked her to research and consider oil-slicking my hair (not a euphemism). I usually do the colour my ownself, but this looked a touch beyond my abilities. She likes playing with colour and doesn't get the opportunity to play much because she's smack in the middle of the Karen District, so we did some texting back and forth yesterday with photos of different looks.

I'll go back in tomoz in the morning because she put black on my regrowth and it turned out more brown than anything, which made her unhappy. So she'll touch that up. I brought in my colours and combined with her colours, we had a pretty wide array. So now my hair kinda looks like niobium. Which is pretty freaking awesome.

Here's a helpful photo of what "oil slick hair" can look like:

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Aaaw, Is it wrong if I want to be absurdly floofed by that? That's just neat!


Does that make me some sort of Brony or something? I just thought it was pretty!
 
2020-12-03 6:55:29 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.


The helpful cop confuses me.. oh wait, bewbs. Nevermind
 
2020-12-03 6:58:17 PM  
We're setting up the tree tonight.
We have five cats.
Pray for us.

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2020-12-03 7:00:07 PM  

GardenWeasel: Auntie Cheesus: And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.

The helpful cop confuses me.. oh wait, bewbs. Nevermind


Nah.

I have found cops like it when people are straight up, when getting things fixed.
 
2020-12-03 7:02:19 PM  

GardenWeasel: Auntie Cheesus: And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.

The helpful cop confuses me.. oh wait, bewbs. Nevermind


I don't think that's fair.

Not all men are boob men.

Some of us like legs and ass on broads.

:)
 
2020-12-03 7:02:32 PM  
TBC:

Hello again. So I found a little information that *I think* answers the question about whether you'd be able to apply your associates from Duluth Technical College towards a 4 year. Looks like it was not regionally accredited and was part of the local K-12 district so most if not all colleges would not accept the credits for transfer or consider it a college level degree.

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2020-12-03 7:05:15 PM  

Taylor Mental: So Eva (Nico's wife) insisted I take this space heater, as it was cluttering up storage
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It's a 2,000 watt heater that sucks more amps than the camper a/c.  One tank of gas will barely run it overnight. But it rocks when I need to get warm real fast.

I'm now thinking about waiting on the wood burning stove in lieu of this LP-fired model
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I dunno. It's goddamn cold and I need to settle on an efficient means of heating my living quarters.

Using the genny all the time is not feasible. Propane is so much better. But all these little heaters have safety overrides that make buying one a hit-and-miss proposition.


Electric oil radiators. They're cheap, once they warm up they radiate for hours so you don't wake up freezing. Sorta. They're basically like sun-warmed bricks, they hold heat for hours.

Taylor-Holme looks like it's mostly sealed up, so anything you have is probably keeping the place warm,

plus the cat factor.

Ceramic heaters are good for fast warming, and (important!) very safe, but don't last.
 
2020-12-03 7:07:28 PM  
14yo daughter: canada geese certainly don't have the personality of canada people.
 
2020-12-03 7:07:30 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.


Lol, this did not happen. This is classic Auntie story-telling/embellishment.

It's fun, but it's bullshiat.

Thank you, ma'am.
 
2020-12-03 7:08:12 PM  
Heeeeyyyy kids

Bookmarking

Got some paperwork I gotta take care of, argh phooey
 
2020-12-03 7:11:46 PM  

the_innkeeper: 14yo daughter: canada geese certainly don't have the personality of canada people.


It's a "balance of the universe thing."
 
2020-12-03 7:15:06 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: We're setting up the tree tonight.
We have five cats.
Pray for us.

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Unbreakable plastic ornaments are your friends. Don't use tinsel, worst case, expensive vet visit, best case, tinsel hanging out cat butts tomorrow.
 
2020-12-03 7:19:07 PM  

GardenWeasel: Auntie Cheesus: And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.

The helpful cop confuses me.. oh wait, bewbs. Nevermind


Trust me, I don't have "bewbs" of any real description.  This is more small town cop meets smart-assed old lady.  I mean, he could have written me a $323 ticket for out of date registration and really messed me over and probably would have except for my straight up saying the next stop was for the new registration and offering to prove it.

The tax office was only a couple of miles away.
 
2020-12-03 7:19:57 PM  
I don't even remember whom I'm talking to, but I'll assume TBC.

Someone up-thread said talk to the Dean of Students at a local college. If you make a proper case and are respectful, I second that. They have wide-ranging powers in exactly the sort of minutiae that's blocking your degree / certification, and can pretty much sign off on this stuff. It's kinda their job.

/ spent a few years in Academia, and if ever you want some questionable advice...
 
2020-12-03 7:20:40 PM  

Taylor Mental: Auntie Cheesus: So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.

Lol, this did not happen. This is classic Auntie story-telling/embellishment.

It's fun, but it's bullshiat.

Thank you, ma'am.


Um...tread lightly my man.
 
2020-12-03 7:25:35 PM  

BDR459: Taylor Mental: Auntie Cheesus: So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.

Lol, this did not happen. This is classic Auntie story-telling/embellishment.

It's fun, but it's bullshiat.

Thank you, ma'am.

Um...tread lightly my man.


Or what?
 
2020-12-03 7:27:25 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: We're setting up the tree tonight.
We have five cats.
Pray for us.

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yep, that's been my house......
 
2020-12-03 7:31:03 PM  

Auntie Cheesus: And in the "How come all the weird shiat happens to me" department:  I've been in the process of getting my brother's long, not running truck back on the road.  I took it to be inspected this morning and was told that in order to correct some particular "NOT READY" entries, I need to drive the vehicle for 40-60 miles.  I run the truck about 43 miles, then take it back for re-inspection.  There is a cop sitting IN THE MECHANIC'S PARKING LOT.  He comes over and looks at the 4 year old registration sticker as the mechanic is handing me the passed inspection form.
Cop: "Ma'am, where are you going to be driving this vehicle to, with its expired registration?"
Me: "To the Denton County Tax office, so I can get the new registration sticker.  Would you like to escort  me over and make sure?"
So, I got a police escort to the tax office, a bypass of the line because I had a cop with me and he scraped off the old sticker so I could apply the new one.


Only you.
 
2020-12-03 7:34:00 PM  
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