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2020-12-03 9:27:44 AM  
Yes "if" is the ironclad standard in a court of law!
 
2020-12-03 9:30:10 AM  
I'm sure they will find the evidence of fraud on the golf course next to the real killers of Nicole Brown Simpson.
 
2020-12-03 9:42:30 AM  
If he was a competent leader, we wouldn't have 260K+ dead from Coronavirus, but that's not the case, either.
 
2020-12-03 10:01:09 AM  
If my granny had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.
 
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2020-12-03 10:08:52 AM  
If my granny had wheels she'd be spinning in her grave.
 
2020-12-03 10:31:38 AM  
Your got your ass kicked in a way no incumbent has managed in over a century. Good job Trump. You lost.
 
2020-12-03 10:33:55 AM  
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That and $2.99 got you a meal at Roy Rogers.
 
2020-12-03 10:42:50 AM  
and if your aunt had...uh, nevermnd
 
2020-12-03 10:45:59 AM  
"there's nothing like looking if you can't find something"

-- Thorin Oakenshield
 
2020-12-03 10:54:58 AM  
I won the election by a lot.
 
2020-12-03 11:06:35 AM  
"Trump says if he's right..."

Stopped reading right there.  Not in the mood for fiction.
 
2020-12-03 11:08:24 AM  
I hate that guy so much.
 
2020-12-03 11:08:39 AM  
I hope he keeps riding this "Fraud" train.

He should be making plans to fake his own death, instead he's spending what time he has left fighting a lost battle in a losing war.  Time spent on this already lost fight is time not spent doing literally anything else.
 
2020-12-03 11:10:33 AM  
Simple predicate logic is my favorite. Assume P->Q. If !P, P->Q is true for all values Q.

So if massive election fraud occurred, then I am married to Salma Hayek.
 
2020-12-03 11:11:12 AM  
Narrator:  He's not right.
 
2020-12-03 11:12:08 AM  

HerptheDerp: I hope he keeps riding this "Fraud" train.

He should be making plans to fake his own death, instead he's spending what time he has left fighting a lost battle in a losing war.  Time spent on this already lost fight is time not spent doing literally anything else.


One big blunder he's making is he's not taking care of people he'll need on his side.  Look at what is happening with Barr: because Barr won't back up his batshiat crazy claims of voter fraud, Trump will probably fire him, and probably wouldn't include him in the blizzard of pardons we'll probably see soon.  (When that begins, that's the ultimate sign Trump has thrown in the towel.) So what that means is that he's leaving Barr exposed to investigation and prosecution.  You don't think a scumbag like Barr wouldn't spill his guts about Trump to whoever asks to save his own ass?
 
2020-12-03 11:12:29 AM  
So that's how it is in their family.
 
2020-12-03 11:13:27 AM  
Lucky for us he's never right about anything.
 
2020-12-03 11:14:02 AM  
I'm having trouble waiting till Jan 20'th, 12:01 pm. At roughly 12:05 pm his Twatter account get's shut down for blatant lying he will fire out to the void of the internet and all the news corps just stop paying attention to him since he has no megaphone anymore. Then we only have to deal with the lone wolves that he incites from Parler until Parler get's shut down by domain providers like 8chan.
 
2020-12-03 11:14:31 AM  
Narrator: But Trump is wrong, and a liar, and human farking filth. So there's that.

And so are his voters and followers.
 
2020-12-03 11:14:51 AM  
There is obviously a vocabulary to the use of various rooms in the White House but I'm not sure I understand it. Like, the Map Room for bad news, the East Room for good, the Oval Office for matters of dire national importance or something?

I don't remember repeated use of the Diplomatic Room ever. What's up with that, anyone?

Maybe they're just ransacking the place and figure  no one will twig to it?
 
2020-12-03 11:15:15 AM  
Interesting how Trump says "if" he 's right.  You would think he would say that he is right. No "if" about it.
 
2020-12-03 11:15:23 AM  

HerptheDerp: I hope he keeps riding this "Fraud" train.

He should be making plans to fake his own death, instead he's spending what time he has left fighting a lost battle in a losing war.  Time spent on this already lost fight is time not spent doing literally anything else.


I have no photoshop skills, but want to see Donald's face transposed onto Gen. Custer.
 
2020-12-03 11:15:34 AM  
To quote my aunt, if it was really news, it would have 'fox' in front of it.
 
2020-12-03 11:15:42 AM  
If my parakeet had AAA she'd drive to Honduras.
 
2020-12-03 11:15:47 AM  
If I'm right about Trump having repeatedly buggered ungulates since he was in his teens....
 
2020-12-03 11:16:02 AM  
"If wishes were horses, we'd all be eating steak."
- Jayne Cobb
 
2020-12-03 11:16:07 AM  
if i hadn't spent the last 35 years masturbating, i wouldn't be the man i am today.
 
2020-12-03 11:16:11 AM  
For the last time. The president has irrefutable proof that over 81 million Americans conspired against him to make him loose the election. Why the rest of the media and farkers cannot see how massive fraud on this scale cannot be allowed is beyond me.
 
Ant
2020-12-03 11:16:11 AM  

jake_lex: You don't think a scumbag like Barr wouldn't spill his guts about Trump to whoever asks to save his own ass?


Yes, please. I'd really like that.
 
2020-12-03 11:16:28 AM  

Circusdog320: Yes "if" is the ironclad standard in a court of law!

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2020-12-03 11:18:07 AM  

mcmnky: To quote my aunt, if it was really news, it would have 'fox' in front of it.


Wouldn't. Dammit. I'm like the fox news of fark posters.
 
2020-12-03 11:19:13 AM  

Cortez the Killer: HerptheDerp: I hope he keeps riding this "Fraud" train.

He should be making plans to fake his own death, instead he's spending what time he has left fighting a lost battle in a losing war.  Time spent on this already lost fight is time not spent doing literally anything else.

I have no photoshop skills, but want to see Donald's face transposed onto Gen. Custer.


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i did this a while back.

it was on my phone, so quality is q&d
 
2020-12-03 11:21:26 AM  

EatHam: If my granny had wheels, she'd be a bicycle.


She got rode hard regardless.
 
2020-12-03 11:22:34 AM  
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2020-12-03 11:23:14 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x318]

That and $2.99 got you a meal at Roy Rogers.


Bacon cheeseburgers at Roy's... with a huge pile of pickle chips from the fixin's bar.  Those were good lunches.
 
2020-12-03 11:23:14 AM  
Biggest sore loser in American history.

I mean, no one else even really comes close.
 
2020-12-03 11:23:15 AM  
"If and butts"

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2020-12-03 11:24:36 AM  
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How many tweets does it take to screw in a banana republic?
 
2020-12-03 11:25:05 AM  
If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they hopped.
 
2020-12-03 11:29:55 AM  
Old people say stupid things.
 
2020-12-03 11:33:28 AM  
It's funny how the guy that literally told his supporters to vote absentee and vote in person is complaining about voter fraud.
 
2020-12-03 11:33:34 AM  

johnny queso: Cortez the Killer: HerptheDerp: I hope he keeps riding this "Fraud" train.

He should be making plans to fake his own death, instead he's spending what time he has left fighting a lost battle in a losing war.  Time spent on this already lost fight is time not spent doing literally anything else.

I have no photoshop skills, but want to see Donald's face transposed onto Gen. Custer.

[Fark user image 425x505]
i did this a while back.

it was on my phone, so quality is q&d


Thank you sir or ma'am.

/you're handle says johnny, but you can't assume.
 
2020-12-03 11:35:36 AM  

Gough: If frogs had wings, they wouldn't bump their asses when they hopped.


Another silly phrase, also untrue.  Take a look at these birds:


Landing FAIL
Youtube 5AsOjx_Twtw


Having wings didn't help them keep their butts unbumped.
 
2020-12-03 11:36:25 AM  

Bugerz: I'm having trouble waiting till Jan 20'th, 12:01 pm. At roughly 12:05 pm his Twatter account get's shut down for blatant lying he will fire out to the void of the internet and all the news corps just stop paying attention to him since he has no megaphone anymore. Then we only have to deal with the lone wolves that he incites from Parler until Parler get's shut down by domain providers like 8chan.


When's the last time Trump actually used @POTUS instead of @realDonaldTrump? We can't take the latter from him, that's his personal name.
 
2020-12-03 11:37:02 AM  

mcmnky: mcmnky: To quote my aunt, if it was really news, it would have 'fox' in front of it.

Wouldn't. Dammit. I'm like the fox news of fark posters.


Eh, you corrected yourself, so you're really not...
 
2020-12-03 11:39:23 AM  
He's not leaving. He's whining about voter fraud now but once he sees that's not working, he's doing something even dumber and more illegal. Even though declaring martial law is unthinkable to any rational adult, he'll use it if it's his last tool.
 
2020-12-03 11:44:10 AM  
The slammin' salmon translation scene
Youtube IbeDcIopqjA


NSFW  language
 
2020-12-03 11:44:56 AM  
The chances grow ever higher that Trump is going to stany firmly planted in the White House and will have to be literally dug out like an obsessive tick on 1-20-21

I bet Secret Service agents are already pulling names out of a hat for the joy of being part of the "Greased Pig Squad".
 
2020-12-03 11:45:56 AM  

Officer Collins: It's funny how the guy that literally told his supporters to vote absentee and vote in person is complaining about voter fraud.


*sigh* Republicans--every accusation is a confession.

That is not hyperbole.
 
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