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(Newsweek)   Roger Stone Says North Korean Boats Delivered Ballots Through Maine Harbor, Bigfoot Sanctuary, Tooth Fairy College and Santa's Rectum   (newsweek.com) divider line
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2020-12-03 9:48:11 AM  
Why the hell has nobody shanked this asshole by now
 
2020-12-03 9:54:45 AM  
North Korea is unfamiliar with the concept of voting.  Roger's not even trying, for God sakes.
 
2020-12-03 9:57:29 AM  

baka-san: Why the hell has nobody shanked this asshole by now


Because they associate Roger Stone with The Penguin. They associate The Penguin with Danny DeVito, and no one in their right mind would want harm to come to Danny DeVito.

Really, though, I have no idea.
 
2020-12-03 9:58:44 AM  
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2020-12-03 10:09:10 AM  
I thought North Korea had a good relationship with Trump?
 
2020-12-03 10:33:04 AM  

baka-san: Why the hell has nobody shanked this asshole by now


Because they let him out of prison.
 
2020-12-03 10:45:21 AM  
so did they use the northwest passage to get there?

wouldn't some west coast state be easier to pull this off in?
 
2020-12-03 10:52:04 AM  
Throw out so much disinformation idiots won't know the truth when they see it
 
2020-12-03 11:09:42 AM  

styckx: Throw out so much disinformation idiots won't know the truth when they see it


Yep
 
2020-12-03 11:21:42 AM  
Why wouldn't you just UPS them?
 
2020-12-03 11:21:44 AM  
Here's hoping he can't keep his trap shut post Jan 20th and the second time around there's no one to pardon him.
 
2020-12-03 11:22:28 AM  
Obvious tag broken dumbmitter?!?!?!
 
2020-12-03 11:22:29 AM  
Everything keeps repeating.
 
2020-12-03 11:22:33 AM  
Newsweek should change the headline to read "Rodger Stone spreads farcical lies about election fraud."   I'm sick of this 'fair and balanced' crap.   It's neither fair nor balanced to treat a blatant lie as truth in a headline.
 
2020-12-03 11:22:44 AM  

edmo: baka-san: Why the hell has nobody shanked this asshole by now



Because they >Trump let him out of prison.


FTFY

 
2020-12-03 11:24:29 AM  

styckx: Throw out so much disinformation idiots won't know the truth when they see it


This is what I think. They push more and more preposterousness that Russian interference starts to look like all the other implausibilities.
 
2020-12-03 11:24:30 AM  
I haven't even had a drink today and already I'm seeing double.
 
2020-12-03 11:25:17 AM  
Closet Cases Of The Nerd Kind (HD)
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2020-12-03 11:26:13 AM  
Pretty much a repeat of the thread just four down

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2020-12-03 11:26:15 AM  
Kim Jong Un locked down NK and won't let any boats out for fishing to keep Covid-19 out of the ocean stop people from fleeing.

I could write a stickier conspiracy theory than Roger Stone, but I'm not going to do it this time, not even in jest.
 
2020-12-03 11:26:29 AM  

regnulify: Why wouldn't you just UPS them?


UPS has directed their drivers not to pick up packages from North Korea
 
2020-12-03 11:27:04 AM  
Ahh... the actual dumbest thing I have read all day. Enjoy your effort free greenlight, subby.
 
2020-12-03 11:27:29 AM  

Cyber Duck: regnulify: Why wouldn't you just UPS them?

UPS has directed their drivers not to pick up packages from North Korea


There's a Hot Topic in North Korea?!
 
2020-12-03 11:28:38 AM  

Persnickety: Pretty much a repeat of the thread just four down

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Yeah, but a lot of don't click on the linked tweets because fark that noise.
 
2020-12-03 11:28:38 AM  
So, Hugo Chavez and Kim Jong Un conspired together? Or they both just did it at the same time? It's hard to keep up.
 
2020-12-03 11:28:40 AM  

severedtoe: Everything keeps repeating.


It's herpsteria: all just another bit of blistery repeating
 
2020-12-03 11:29:23 AM  

baka-san: Why the hell has nobody shanked this asshole by now


It's not often I say such things, but I'll gladly celebrate this asshole's f*cking death.
 
2020-12-03 11:29:44 AM  
I don't have any comments on the present issue other than it's dumb enough that any comment from me would be superfluous. I just like to post this when a Roger Stone headline pops up.

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2020-12-03 11:29:58 AM  
That jagoff Stone doesn't even believe any of this BS he makes up. But he cynically does it because he knows the credulous rubes who make up the GOP base *will* believe it. The Republican party is made up of the evil leading the stupid. What a coalition.
 
2020-12-03 11:30:21 AM  

regnulify: Why wouldn't you just UPS them?


because ballots are only legal if mailed using the USPS.
 
2020-12-03 11:30:51 AM  

hugram: I thought North Korea had a good relationship with Trump?


They do.

The fake ballots were for Trump.
 
2020-12-03 11:32:23 AM  
Keep it up Roger.  Kim had no problem killing his own half-brother so what do you think he'll do to you for insulting NK?
 
2020-12-03 11:32:29 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Cyber Duck: regnulify: Why wouldn't you just UPS them?

UPS has directed their drivers not to pick up packages from North Korea

There's a Hot Topic in North Korea?!


No, just a Hot Mess
 
2020-12-03 11:34:44 AM  
Is this repeat all Trump and company's inane sh*t day on Fark?
 
2020-12-03 11:35:26 AM  
My niece's ELF ON THE SHELF makes a daily run out of the country and back EVERY NIGHT, and I swear she's retrieving BIDEN BALLOTS from Chinese Arctic bases on her way back from the North Pole!!
She doesn't talk, and won't speak when I ask her, but EVERY MORNING, she forgets where she was the day before because of the state media anti-conservative drugs that they pump her full of, and can't remember where she's supposed to be, so shows up at a RANDOM PLACE!!!
My proof will be when she leaves after they've counted all the state votes and DOESN'T RETURN UNTIL NEXT FALL!!!
 
2020-12-03 11:35:42 AM  
Roger Stone was delivered through some animal rectum;
we have the blessed event on film:

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2020-12-03 11:36:13 AM  

Cyber Duck: Purple_Urkle: Cyber Duck: regnulify: Why wouldn't you just UPS them?

UPS has directed their drivers not to pick up packages from North Korea

There's a Hot Topic in North Korea?!

No, just a Hot Mess


For a moment I was concerned NK might have access to Ouija boards then it's game over as they predict America's every move.

/then I remembered I write jokes.
//seriously the thread about UPS not picking up orders from The Gap, Hot Topic, etc has been red listed at least twice now.
 
2020-12-03 11:37:19 AM  

menschenfresser: That jagoff Stone doesn't even believe any of this BS he makes up. But he cynically does it because he knows the credulous rubes who make up the GOP base *will* believe it. The Republican party is made up of the evil leading the stupid. What a coalition.


Lin Wood and Sidney Powell are probably sincere in their insane rantings. They likely believe the nonsense that they are pushing.

Stone? I am with you: he knows that it is all a lie and he is just stoking the fires of insanity.
 
2020-12-03 11:37:57 AM  

severedtoe: Everything keeps repeating.


Everything keeps repeating.
 
2020-12-03 11:39:02 AM  
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2020-12-03 11:39:20 AM  
Shut up, Roger.  Seriously, no one gives a flying shiat about what you have to say.

May the fleas of 1,000,000 camels infest your crotch and armpits.
 
2020-12-03 11:40:14 AM  

danvon: I don't have any comments on the present issue other than it's dumb enough that any comment from me would be superfluous. I just like to post this when a Roger Stone headline pops up.

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My favorite (tough call, Seth Meyers and SNL had so many great nicknames for Steampunk Lincoln) was:

"Roger Stone was arrested on Friday by FBI agents, who were wearing ballistic vests and carrying guns. Although, by the look of him, all they needed was a stick to jam in the propeller of his airship."
 
2020-12-03 11:40:36 AM  

Nuclear Monk: [i.imgur.com image 850x697]


I like the alternative ending to that joke:

God replies, "DEPART FROM ME, YE CURSED, INTO THE LAKE OF FIRE PREPARED FOR THE DEVIL IN HIS ANGELS."

But the version that you offered is good, too.
 
2020-12-03 11:42:57 AM  
North Korea is in the Pacific... why would they deliver anything to the Atlantic Coast... other than to sail 5,000+ miles out of their way.
 
2020-12-03 11:43:34 AM  

J_Kushner: North Korea is in the Pacific... why would they deliver anything to the Atlantic Coast... other than to sail 5,000+ miles out of their way.


Because Trump's people would know to look out for North Korea smuggling ballots into California, duh!
 
2020-12-03 11:44:23 AM  
"I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said.

"And we'll present it to you in two weeks."
 
2020-12-03 11:47:46 AM  

ArcadianRefugee: "I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said.

"And we'll present it to you in two weeks."


This is the first line in pretty much every song they sing.  They always make it sound like they literally, actually HAVE real evidence.  Like, impossible to deny.  Yet, they never show it.  Ever.

And no matter how many times they say it, the Trumpers go along with it.  "Yep.  See?  They've got evidence."
 
2020-12-03 11:49:43 AM  
"I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said. "If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election."

in·con·tro·vert·i·ble
not able to be denied or disputed.
 
2020-12-03 11:55:25 AM  

mpirooz: "I just learned of absolute incontrovertible evidence of North Korean boats delivering ballots through a harbor in Maine, the state of Maine," Stone said. "If this checks out, if law enforcement looked into that and it turned out to be true, it would be proof of foreign involvement in the election."

in·con·tro·vert·i·ble
not able to be denied or disputed.


Meh, standard QANon shiat.  There's undeniable, incontrovertible evidence about all this stuff out there, but the Deep State won't let anyone investigate it.

If only there were other ways to put evidence out there.
 
2020-12-03 11:55:54 AM  
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