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(WCAX Vermont)   Fugitive captured, sentenced for sexual assault, reckless conduct with a deadly weapon, voter fraud, and other charges, including wearing sunglasses on top of ball cap with severe crush in brim   (wcax.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, New Hampshire, Arrest warrants, New Hampshire man, Associated Press, sexual assault, Copyright, Merrimack County, New Hampshire, New Hampshire Attorney General's office  
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2020-12-03 9:17:15 AM  
9 votes:
I remember the 90s and the efforts to get that cap right. The teenage boy in our house came home from school with an idea. Soaked the brim in water, then rubber band the heck out of it around a Coke can, toss in freezer.

At least hadn't discovered Axe yet.
 
2020-12-03 10:05:50 AM  
5 votes:

Mugato: But enough about Trump.

/didn't know he owned a deadly weapon


His primary weapons are fear and uncertainty ... and doubt.  His three primary weapons are fear, uncertainty, and doubt ... and an almost fanatical devotion to conspiracy theories.  His four ... no, amongst his weapons...
 
2020-12-03 11:43:34 AM  
4 votes:

bughunter: /but then I still wear cargo shorts under my sandals


How do you...wear shorts....under sandals?
 
2020-12-03 10:58:18 AM  
4 votes:
I assume when they arrested him he was in the middle of making a batshiat #stopthesteal video in his F-150.
 
2020-12-03 11:38:33 AM  
3 votes:

edmo: I remember the 90s and the efforts to get that cap right. The teenage boy in our house came home from school with an idea. Soaked the brim in water, then rubber band the heck out of it around a Coke can, toss in freezer.


And today they can't keep the brims flat enough.
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My teenager gives me the stink eye every time I put a bend in my bill.

/but then I still wear cargo shorts under my sandals
 
2020-12-03 12:03:41 PM  
2 votes:

Shryke: bughunter: /but then I still wear cargo shorts under my sandals

How do you...wear shorts....under sandals?


You have to pull your socks up to your navel.
 
2020-12-03 11:29:18 AM  
2 votes:
Egad.

That brim is giving me sympathetic ingrown toenail pain.
 
2020-12-03 11:20:34 AM  
2 votes:
"See, I told you there was voter fraud. That means New Hampshire is now mine"
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2020-12-04 10:31:03 AM  
1 vote:
lizaardvark:  

He's serving the time concurrently, not consecutively. Your comment is on target but, you don't seem to know the meanings of some words.

to the POL TAB!
 
2020-12-03 11:37:46 AM  
1 vote:

RepoManTSM: Considering most mugshots that end of on Fark, subby is really reaching for straws for criticism.


I hereby demand a photo of your hat.
 
2020-12-03 11:19:22 AM  
1 vote:
I came here to do two things: Vote and fark.
 
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