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(Page Six)   Good news Mets fans. The 26-year-old daughter of billionaire Mets owner Steve Cohen is back on the market, as if you have a chance of getting to first base and not striking out, even if you get up to the plate   (pagesix.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Alberto Giacometti, Sophia Cohen, Mets owner Steve Cohen, financier boyfriend Jason Levine, news of the pair, Hollywood scions Sara, Engagement ring, Reliever Dellin Betances  
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2020-12-03 10:57:01 AM  
I wouldn't even want to try. Enjoy dealing with that kind of privilege.
 
2020-12-03 11:15:28 AM  
you can still get to first base even if you strike out!*

*offer valid only if you are actually playing baseball
 
2020-12-03 12:00:06 PM  
He looks like a tool.  She needs someone like me:  underpaid, overstressed, divorced, out of shape.  Positives:  I have a job, shower everyday, can cook, and don't look like a douchebag bro that someone in her social circle would totally go for...like that dude.  So in other words, she wouldn't even let me into the stadium with a paid ticket, much less take an at-bat.
 
2020-12-03 12:06:11 PM  
I doubt that anyone here would be able to afford her.
 
2020-12-03 12:09:28 PM  
I couldn't afford tickets to the nosebleed section.
 
2020-12-03 12:10:29 PM  
Why the long face?
 
2020-12-03 1:18:32 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: you can still get to first base even if you strike out!*

*offer valid only if you are actually playing baseball


Rape is not illegal in baseball, too.  Stop raping 1st base, please.
 
2020-12-03 1:19:18 PM  

Magnus: Dead for Tax Reasons: you can still get to first base even if you strike out!*

*offer valid only if you are actually playing baseball

Rape is not illegal in baseball, too.  Stop raping 1st base, please.


not legal.  is not LEGAL.  *oh boy, am I going to get shiate for that one.*
 
2020-12-03 1:31:24 PM  

Magnus: Magnus: Dead for Tax Reasons: you can still get to first base even if you strike out!*

*offer valid only if you are actually playing baseball

Rape is not illegal in baseball, too.  Stop raping 1st base, please.

not legal.  is not LEGAL.  *oh boy, am I going to get shiate for that one.*


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2020-12-03 1:37:19 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: Magnus: Magnus: Dead for Tax Reasons: you can still get to first base even if you strike out!*

*offer valid only if you are actually playing baseball

Rape is not illegal in baseball, too.  Stop raping 1st base, please.

not legal.  is not LEGAL.  *oh boy, am I going to get shiate for that one.*

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HEY!  I said I knew I was going to get shiate for that.  That makes everything ok and this unnecessary.  Ok, pal??
 
2020-12-03 1:38:51 PM  

snowybunting: Why the long face?


Because it helps accentuate her Five Head.
 
2020-12-03 2:01:41 PM  
That woman looks like the precise love child of Helen Hunt and Stephen Miller...

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2020-12-03 2:06:35 PM  
No way. That chin is way too shiny.
 
2020-12-03 2:20:43 PM  
Knees too sharp. 2/10
 
2020-12-03 2:21:09 PM  
I'd have to take a knee and run-out the clock
 
2020-12-03 6:23:51 PM  
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Crazy eyes are a bonus around here.
 
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