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2020-12-03 2:52:03 AM  
As much as I love pizza, and as much as I love cheese, both would be lost in the translation.

Pizza should be:
1. the crust you like
2. the sauce you like
3. two or three cheeses you like
4. a few (your definition) toppings you like.

/ ran a NY style pizzeria in the Midwest for 4 + years
// Baked for Panera bread for a few years GM for 8 years
/// I love good food

Peace, Love and Pizza....254 cheese is overkill..
 
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2020-12-03 2:57:03 AM  

GratefullyAlive: 254 cheese is overkill..


If they were doing it for the flavor, it wouldn't be in Guinness.  I do want to smell it, though.
 
2020-12-03 3:05:45 AM  

433: GratefullyAlive: 254 cheese is overkill..

If they were doing it for the flavor, it wouldn't be in Guinness.  I do want to smell it, though.


433I could not even imagine what it would smell like.

I imagine the 254 cheeses were used in minute proportions. The smell factor could vary greatly.
 
2020-12-03 5:05:26 AM  
To be fair, this is a record that should be held by the French.
 
2020-12-03 8:23:31 AM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, this is a record that should be held by the French.


That one, "biggest baguette", and "longest interval without bathing"
 
2020-12-03 8:34:35 AM  
254 cheeses? The revised Guinness book will come out long before the eater's next BM.
Enjoy six months of prairie-dogging.
 
2020-12-03 9:28:49 AM  

GratefullyAlive: 433: GratefullyAlive: 254 cheese is overkill..

If they were doing it for the flavor, it wouldn't be in Guinness.  I do want to smell it, though.

433I could not even imagine what it would smell like.

I imagine the 254 cheeses were used in minute proportions. The smell factor could vary greatly.


I assume the scale they used to portion out each cheese would be considered drug paraphernalia.
 
2020-12-03 9:53:37 AM  

GratefullyAlive: As much as I love pizza, and as much as I love cheese, both would be lost in the translation.

Pizza should be:
1. the crust you like
2. the sauce you like
3. two or three cheeses you like
4. a few (your definition) toppings you like.

/ ran a NY style pizzeria in the Midwest for 4 + years
// Baked for Panera bread for a few years GM for 8 years
/// I love good food

Peace, Love and Pizza....254 cheese is overkill..


agreed that said this was done for bragging rights rather than because it would make for a good pizza.
 
2020-12-03 9:58:34 AM  
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2020-12-03 10:21:54 AM  
They coulda made it to 255

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/what do you mean that's not cheese
 
2020-12-03 10:22:53 AM  
Now this I can fap to.
 
2020-12-03 10:32:12 AM  

hubiestubert: To be fair, this is a record that should be held by the French.


That's not how you spell Wisconsin.
 
2020-12-03 10:46:32 AM  
Just because you can doesn't mean you should
 
2020-12-03 10:51:15 AM  
iT's a cAsSeRoLe ahahahaha
 
2020-12-03 10:59:35 AM  
Fromunda?
 
2020-12-03 11:24:45 AM  

FarkingSmurf: They coulda made it to 255

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/what do you mean that's not cheese


Any more than that and they'd have to allocate another byte of memory.
 
2020-12-03 11:33:29 AM  
So, it's truly an average cheese pizza. An average of 254 cheeses, combined together.

One mean pie, in other words.
 
2020-12-03 11:34:33 AM  

433: GratefullyAlive: 254 cheese is overkill..

If they were doing it for the flavor, it wouldn't be in Guinness.  I do want to smell it, though.


If I had a nickel every time I've said that... and not just about pizza...
 
2020-12-03 11:39:58 AM  

GratefullyAlive: 433: GratefullyAlive: 254 cheese is overkill..

If they were doing it for the flavor, it wouldn't be in Guinness.  I do want to smell it, though.

433I could not even imagine what it would smell like.

I imagine the 254 cheeses were used in minute proportions. The smell factor could vary greatly.


I'd risk it.

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/ I like the funk.
 
2020-12-03 12:22:40 PM  
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When life starts imitating Triangle and Robert, I think things have gotten a tad weirder than they should be.
 
2020-12-03 12:24:49 PM  
"How can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?"
― Charles de Gaulle
 
2020-12-03 6:15:59 PM  
Sounds like a waste of cheese. Sharper cheeses would cancel out the flavor of the milder ones....
 
2020-12-03 6:40:08 PM  
I'm impressed that he managed to make a cheese pizza that is in turn impressive.
 
2020-12-03 7:20:05 PM  
A couple of bites of that and you wouldn't be able to poop for a month!
 
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