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2020-12-03 7:49:40 AM  
You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't
 
2020-12-03 8:13:09 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


His comparing Trump's presidency to a horse loose in a hospital, the whole routine, is pretty hilarious.
 
2020-12-03 8:52:04 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.
 
2020-12-03 9:01:02 AM  
Is he wearing a Star Trek uniform in the video?
 
2020-12-03 9:02:28 AM  
When life is a joke everything is funny!
 
2020-12-03 9:04:24 AM  
Forgot the example pic.

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2020-12-03 9:05:05 AM  
So he tells a joke that equally shiats on Biden and Trump, but only the LOL, U GUYS ARE SNOWFLAKES crowd gets offended.

My god, what were the Vegas odds on that longshot?
 
2020-12-03 9:14:11 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


"Too Old To Be A Duckling" from John Mulaney's The Comeback Kid
Youtube NlSpQzJOzYw


You have now.

And bonus What's New Pussy Cat routine...
 
2020-12-03 9:17:41 AM  

GoatBoy: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

[YouTube video: "Too Old To Be A Duckling" from John Mulaney's The Comeback Kid]

You have now.

And bonus What's New Pussy Cat routine...


I prefer The One Thing You Can't Replace. Just for that final payoff.
 
2020-12-03 9:22:55 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


Well, you should probably listen to some of his jokes, then.
 
2020-12-03 9:44:39 AM  

Sgt Otter: So he tells a joke that equally shiats on Biden and Trump, but only the LOL, U GUYS ARE SNOWFLAKES crowd gets offended.

My god, what were the Vegas odds on that longshot?


So, is that the joke that "didn't get him investigated?"  I honestly cannot tell - that article had more asides than relevant content.

/also, Dennis Perkins apparently got a new thesaurus as an early Christmas present, so that's nice
 
2020-12-03 9:49:35 AM  
Plus, as he put it, "My dad didn't make me feel, like, not a man, so I'm, like, you know, trying to prove him right by voting for some psychopath."

This is pretty spot on. Supporting Trump is the biggest act of penis compensation a male American can engage in.  Even bigger than an F-150 or a closet full of ARs.
 
2020-12-03 10:08:59 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


Here's 22 minutes of the best commentary on the self-indulgence of documentaries and one-man shows you'll ever see.

https://www.ifc.com/shows/documentary​-​now/episodes/season-2-parker-gails-loc​ation-is-everything--49019

/Hader and Mulaney are comedy gold apart, the best duo since Hope & Crosby together.
//Would pay good money to see a Hader and Mulaney "Road to Morocco"
 
2020-12-03 10:23:45 AM  
Horse in a hospital and what's new pussycat are both good bits. Comedy is subjective of course but to say Mulaney isn't a good comedian is ridiculous.
 
2020-12-03 10:29:59 AM  

oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.


No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.
 
2020-12-03 10:45:13 AM  
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Too many Trump jokes.

Seriously, I'm ready for some new material, 4 years of trump jokes and it starts to get stale after a while.
 
2020-12-03 11:00:59 AM  

GoatBoy: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NlSpQzJO​zYw]

You have now.

And bonus What's New Pussy Cat routine...


Love the Salt And Pepper routine.  I actually made a play list just for that one.
 
2020-12-03 11:05:33 AM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


So 'STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE'?
Too bad. A lot of people (I know, "inferior beings") like his work - myself included.
 
2020-12-03 11:06:40 AM  
We're hating on Mulaney?  Lol, ok
 
2020-12-03 11:14:05 AM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


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2020-12-03 11:21:52 AM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


I don't know what comedians you do like but I'm willing to bet they also think you're wrong about Mulaney.
 
2020-12-03 11:26:15 AM  

Snatch Bandergrip: We're hating on Mulaney?  Lol, ok


Fark is apparently very salty today. I think we all need like a cookie and a nap.
 
2020-12-03 11:27:10 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


He's one of my favorite comedians.
 
2020-12-03 11:34:14 AM  

browntimmy: realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.

I don't know what comedians you do like but I'm willing to bet they also think you're wrong about Mulaney.


Sorry, Jeff Dunham and Larry the Cable Guy were unavailable for comment.
 
2020-12-03 11:34:20 AM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Snatch Bandergrip: We're hating on Mulaney?  Lol, ok
Fark is apparently very salty today. I think we all need like a cookie and a nap.


Never heard of him, and who are you to tell me?

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2020-12-03 11:42:36 AM  

vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't


Unmute your TV. You know, like you do when you watch Fallon.
 
2020-12-03 11:44:34 AM  

realmolo: I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


He is not like Carrot Top. But you have Carrot Top for that. So be happy the world is a big place, kiddo.
 
2020-12-03 11:48:49 AM  

cryinoutloud: xxBirdMadGirlxx: Snatch Bandergrip: We're hating on Mulaney?  Lol, ok
Fark is apparently very salty today. I think we all need like a cookie and a nap.

Never heard of him, and who are you to tell me?

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2020-12-03 11:49:44 AM  
Why the hell did they open a file on him over that Caesar joke?  It was the Senators who stabbed Caesar to death.  Open a file on them.
 
2020-12-03 11:54:59 AM  

rpkteg: Horse in a hospital and what's new pussycat are both good bits. Comedy is subjective of course but to say Mulaney isn't a good comedian is ridiculous.


Yeah, based on writing credits alone, he is extremely talented.
 
2020-12-03 12:00:27 PM  
This thread makes me want to go to a diner and operate a jukebox.
 
2020-12-03 12:01:33 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: Why the hell did they open a file on him over that Caesar joke?  It was the Senators who stabbed Caesar to death.  Open a file on them.


The Senators couldn't hit water if they fell out of a boat.  They were dead last in their division, and had a score differential of -60.
 
2020-12-03 12:02:46 PM  

rpkteg: Horse in a hospital and what's new pussycat are both good bits. Comedy is subjective of course but to say Mulaney isn't a good comedian is ridiculous.


One of my favorite bits is when he's explaining The Jinx and the OJ Simpson trial to a little girl in the audience.
 
2020-12-03 12:03:39 PM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


No.  You suck!  There.  Told you.

I like his bits about Law & Order.  He also has a funny one about his dad taking them to McDonald's and getting only a coffee...something I can absolutely relate to as a kid and as a dad.
 
2020-12-03 12:06:41 PM  

kenshin5435: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Too many Trump jokes.

Seriously, I'm ready for some new material, 4 years of trump jokes and it starts to get stale after a while.


Well, Trump has provided solid joke material for 4 years.
 
2020-12-03 12:21:46 PM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


Enjoy spinning up your Andrew "Dice" Clay records...
 
2020-12-03 12:22:23 PM  

swankywanky: Sgt Otter: So he tells a joke that equally shiats on Biden and Trump, but only the LOL, U GUYS ARE SNOWFLAKES crowd gets offended.

My god, what were the Vegas odds on that longshot?

So, is that the joke that "didn't get him investigated?"  I honestly cannot tell - that article had more asides than relevant content.

/also, Dennis Perkins apparently got a new thesaurus as an early Christmas present, so that's nice


He told the story of Julius Caesar with an ego big he named stuff after himself, like the month if July. Then was stabbed by a bunch of Senators.

Didn't even say the word Trump or anything. He said the Secret Service guy was like, we know you're probably a risk, but we have to ask you questions anyway.
 
2020-12-03 12:52:15 PM  
I'm just gonna post the Kimmel interview that this weird blog summarizes because I like watching stuff like this
John Mulaney on Secret Service Investigation, SNL Joke Backlash & Writing for Seth Meyers
Youtube -_SGiyscQXU
 
2020-12-03 1:08:39 PM  

Subtonic: browntimmy: realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.

I don't know what comedians you do like but I'm willing to bet they also think you're wrong about Mulaney.

Sorry, Jeff Dunham and Larry the Cable Guy were unavailable for comment.


Now, now, he could like NPR-funny, like The Kominsky Method, Live From Here, David Sedaris, Ophelia Eisenberg, and the like.

/You know, mildly amusing, as long as you don't try to think about it.
 
2020-12-03 1:10:37 PM  

Joe Stapler: This thread makes me want to go to a diner and operate a jukebox.


When we used to load up the jukebox of every bar and diner to repeat YMCA over and over just before we left.
 
2020-12-03 1:20:20 PM  

kenshin5435: [Fark user image image 425x239]

Too many Trump jokes.

Seriously, I'm ready for some new material, 4 years of trump jokes and it starts to get stale after a while.


Well Trump jokes are better than W jokes, those got stale after 8 years. The thing with Trump jokes is he is so damn batcrap insane there is always new material.
 
2020-12-03 1:24:02 PM  

realmolo: oldfarthenry: vudukungfu: You ever hear him tell a hilarious joke?

I haven't

Maybe remove your edge-lord sword (pointy stick) from its sheath (colon) to activate your funny bone?
His 'horse in a hospital' routine was absolute brilliance.

No, Mulaney sucks.

I seriously don't understand how anyone thinks he's funny. He's a hack.


hey, now.
I come in here using modern social engineering skills to elicit some decent links to his best routines, because I'm busy at work and can't take the time to surf the net, and don't have the bandwidth to do more than save URLs later on. Then you come in here to verify my faux parry.
Well you shall get piled on, but the best URLs shall cease, dammit.
 
2020-12-03 1:31:19 PM  
His mom crushing on Bill Clinton was funny.  College being a $120,000 hooker was brilliant.

Horse in a hospital is probably his immortal bit, though.
 
2020-12-03 1:33:02 PM  
People love to hate
 
2020-12-03 1:35:06 PM  

Crewmannumber6: People love to hate


Not me. I hate to love.

Make of that what you will.
 
2020-12-03 1:36:28 PM  
Same old, same old. People are mad at his tone, distracting from the main point that nothing will fundamentally change.
 
2020-12-03 1:43:46 PM  
I think he's farking hilarious. He has a great way of storytelling that gets me everytime.

What's new pussycat?
I know someone who's new in town.
Sometimes I get nervous on airplanes.
 
2020-12-03 1:44:37 PM  

FLMountainMan: Yeah, based on writing credits alone, he is extremely talented.


When he wrote the Stefon bits for Bill Hader, he'd change the cue cards between rehearsal and live read. Which is why Hader loses it constantly.
 
2020-12-03 1:51:36 PM  

I Like Bread: Same old, same old. People are mad at his tone, distracting from the main point that nothing will fundamentally change.


The issue some had (and he wanted to address) is that he's a huge Dem supporter.  Not a left-leaning guy, he's a life-long Democrat and party contributor.  An org and event regular.
 
2020-12-03 2:08:33 PM  
Horse Loose in a Hospital is a perfect analogy to Trump's presidency and it's hilarious af.
 
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