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FNG [TotalFark]
2020-12-02 11:00:58 PM  
Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.
 
2020-12-03 6:35:23 AM  
Their names are Courtney and Wesley because of course they are.
 
2020-12-03 6:35:26 AM  

FNG: Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.


But they're also taking themselves out too. So it's a wash of sorts.
 
2020-12-03 6:42:22 AM  
how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB
 
2020-12-03 6:45:14 AM  
my FL brothers family fell sick with covid around Nov 11.  they had plans to visit our parents in MD before heading to Disney world for Thanksgiving.

They apparently cancelled the trip to MD but still went to Disney.

still pissed at my parents for even inviting the idea of them visiting.  They have kids in high school still going to football games and having sleepovers.

this country is farked.
 
2020-12-03 6:54:47 AM  
How does someone go though life this way? If I were positive I'd be sweating bullets. Flying just wears me out, I'd be afraid I'd get a more severe case of Covid as a result. To say nothing about the other people involved - purely from a self interest perspective this is a weird decision.
 
2020-12-03 6:55:38 AM  
As laid-back as Hawaii appears to be, don't try to do illegal things there.  They'll get you for jaywalking.
 
2020-12-03 6:56:00 AM  

Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB


Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were
 
2020-12-03 7:04:44 AM  
This is what we have come to.
 
2020-12-03 7:09:21 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Their names are Courtney and Wesley because of course they are.


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2020-12-03 7:17:41 AM  

FNG: Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.


concerned citizens like ourselves need to write letters to their political representatives politely expressing these views. it is only by demanding our safety that we may have a chance at survival. China government itself needs to be reprimanded as well, in a might way. the next pox they release might just wipe out all of mankind, leaving no one to take care of the cats and dogs. get out your stationery and buy a few stamps. we might not have much time left. the idiots must pay for their actions; there must be consequences.
 
2020-12-03 7:29:57 AM  
here's an old photo of the couple

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2020-12-03 7:43:37 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were


I used to listen to a true crime podcast and was really amazed at how much people WANT to talk about their crimes. The few times a suspect did lawyer up they almost always got away or at least bought several months of time where they could have got away but chose to use it doing something stupid.
I don't do crimes worth being questioned by a detective however I feel like I should just say "lawyer" over and over until one is provided.
The cops in this podcast would laugh about how much they got to lie to the suspect and then act butthurt when the suspect got a lawyer.
 
2020-12-03 7:43:44 AM  
Good. I hope they lose their kid too. Assholes.
 
2020-12-03 7:44:05 AM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were


My god did any of you read the article. It seems not.
 
2020-12-03 7:52:09 AM  

Nocrash: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were

My god did any of you read the article. It seems not.


No, this is Fark - don't be silly.

/but wait, this is Fark, so... argh - you know what I mean
 
2020-12-03 8:18:02 AM  
"San Francisco International Airport officials had instructed them to isolate and not to travel, Zickos said."

Yet, they couldn't be bothered to notify the airline?
 
2020-12-03 8:19:25 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Their names are Courtney and Wesley because of course they are.


Reads article.

Gasps.
 
2020-12-03 8:37:01 AM  

Bowen: How does someone go though life this way? If I were positive I'd be sweating bullets. Flying just wears me out, I'd be afraid I'd get a more severe case of Covid as a result. To say nothing about the other people involved - purely from a self interest perspective this is a weird decision.


Some people have literally never considered their own mortality and believe they will live forever.

Bad things don't happen to them, they are special.

Other people aren't people.
 
2020-12-03 8:41:06 AM  
So, now you can't even fly with your emotional support virus?
 
2020-12-03 8:57:33 AM  

Nocrash: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were

My god did any of you read the article. It seems not.


FTA: "A spokesman for the Hawaii Covid-19 Joint Information Center said Wednesday that the state Health Department is alerted when someone tests positive and that the couple were aware of their diagnosis before they boarded the flight in San Francisco. "

Who sends the alert?  again, how did all these departments know about this couple having positive tests?

Did they get tested in SF and someone from SF told the Hawaii C19 Joint Information Center?

Given all the data reporting on covid being a hot mess, I am genuinely curious how their medical information made it to the SF Int'l airport
 
2020-12-03 8:58:24 AM  
Did anyone else read that as "blowweapons"?
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2020-12-03 9:02:41 AM  

FNG: Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.


No.  Just kill them.  They don't deserve to live if they're making such poor decisions.
 
2020-12-03 9:05:58 AM  
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2020-12-03 9:13:58 AM  
"San Francisco International Airport officials had instructed them to isolate and not to travel..."

Airport officials with too much POWER...Defund the OFFICALS

Did anyone get the pig officials Badge numbers...When will the vest videos with the real facts be available to the people seeking truth and JUSTICE
 
2020-12-03 9:37:52 AM  

Point02GPA: "San Francisco International Airport officials had instructed them to isolate and not to travel..."

Airport officials with too much POWER...Defund the OFFICALS

Did anyone get the pig officials Badge numbers...When will the vest videos with the real facts be available to the people seeking truth and JUSTICE


We'll probably care if the officials choked-out or gunned the superspreaders down for failing to follow conflicting instructions given by them.
 
2020-12-03 9:40:48 AM  
Musk tested four times back in November. Two results came back negative...two came back positive. If the PIG  AIRPORT OFFICALS have their way, he won't be able to fly to Mars on his own rocket.

!!!DEFUND THE PIG AIRPORT OFFICALS!!!
 
2020-12-03 9:47:08 AM  
My GF caught COVID back in October because two of her coworkers(husband and wife) tested positive but didn't develop symptoms so they kept going to to work and just didn't tell anyone they were positive.  Caused her to have to postpone her surgery.  Yea that was a fun couple of weeks sleeping on the couch while she isolated in the bedroom.
 
2020-12-03 9:59:18 AM  
A better solution might be; The crown virus kills most people who are over 80 years old or in bad heath or overweight or smoke or are poor people of color. A visual inspection of potential flyers would eliminate this reliance on faulty testing methods, The rest of the flyers would have to wear a medical approved mask.
 
2020-12-03 11:16:32 AM  

CarnySaur: As laid-back as Hawaii appears to be, don't try to do illegal things there.  They'll get you for jaywalking.


Hawai'i has one of the highest pedestrian death rates in the country. Hence the crackdown. If you step off the curb when the "don't walk" is flashing they'll nail you. One dude even got a ticket for crossing to a large traffic island with no crosswalks because he didn't use the "implied" crosswalk.

Go after shiat drivers? Nah, they pay more in taxes.
 
2020-12-03 11:21:36 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Their names are Courtney and Wesley because of course they are.


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2020-12-03 11:44:02 AM  

Point02GPA: "San Francisco International Airport officials had instructed them to isolate and not to travel..."

Airport officials with too much POWER...Defund the OFFICALS

Did anyone get the pig officials Badge numbers...When will the vest videos with the real facts be available to the people seeking truth and JUSTICE


Username checks out.
 
2020-12-03 11:45:17 AM  
Kauai is the only island right now not participating in the program to let people skip quarantine with negative results. People been giving the mayor sh*t about it... well how about now?
 
2020-12-03 12:12:38 PM  

Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB


If the airline cancelled they'd have to issue a refund, so you can see why that wasn't done.
 
2020-12-03 12:16:39 PM  

Stibium: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

If the airline cancelled they'd have to issue a refund, so you can see why that wasn't done.


I'm willing to wager a small amount that they could have somehow gotten around that when it involves ignorant people who tested positive. Why they were allowed to board to begin with, I still don't understand.
 
2020-12-03 12:21:50 PM  

FNG: Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.


Have them dismantled and disposed of.  You don't fine bio terror weapons manufacturing and dispersal facilities.  You dismantle them.
 
2020-12-03 12:22:30 PM  
Maybe not HLOTY but I certainly agree with the sentiment!
 
2020-12-03 12:24:43 PM  

sinko swimo: FNG: Jail them and fine them.  Someone else needs to raise their child.  They should face a reckless endangerment charge for each person on that aircraft they needlessly exposed.

Covidiots are killing people by the minute and self-entitled twat-waffles need to be punished if an example is to be set for the rest of them.

concerned citizens like ourselves need to write letters to their political representatives politely expressing these views. it is only by demanding our safety that we may have a chance at survival. China government itself needs to be reprimanded as well, in a might way. the next pox they release might just wipe out all of mankind, leaving no one to take care of the cats and dogs. get out your stationery and buy a few stamps. we might not have much time left. the idiots must pay for their actions; there must be consequences.


My emails to my representatives no longer go through.  And they keep using kid glove tactics on the covidiots.   I am beginning to think they won't actually take my advise to use the military.
 
2020-12-03 12:27:12 PM  

Callous: My GF caught COVID back in October because two of her coworkers(husband and wife) tested positive but didn't develop symptoms so they kept going to to work and just didn't tell anyone they were positive.  Caused her to have to postpone her surgery.  Yea that was a fun couple of weeks sleeping on the couch while she isolated in the bedroom.


Sue the coworkers for loss of consortium.
 
2020-12-03 1:31:51 PM  

Hyjamon: Nocrash: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Hyjamon: how would an airline know this?  How did they know they recently tested positive, and if they knew why issue them boarding tickets (or cancel them immediately upon learning of their positive state)?

being someone who has been staying put, I have no idea if air travel now requires some sort of doctor's note.

I am going to guess they posted it on FB

Usually the answer is the obvious one - they knew it because the people in question admitted it.  See also police work (actual police work, not respect my authoritay psycho bullshiat.)   More often than not, they eventually get to the bottom of things because the perpetrator admits to doing it.  You'd think we'd be smarter as a species, but... oh wait it's 2020 never mind we all know better now.  As you were

My god did any of you read the article. It seems not.

FTA: "A spokesman for the Hawaii Covid-19 Joint Information Center said Wednesday that the state Health Department is alerted when someone tests positive and that the couple were aware of their diagnosis before they boarded the flight in San Francisco. "

Who sends the alert?  again, how did all these departments know about this couple having positive tests?

Did they get tested in SF and someone from SF told the Hawaii C19 Joint Information Center?

Given all the data reporting on covid being a hot mess, I am genuinely curious how their medical information made it to the SF Int'l airport


Likely the TSA alert system, same thing that's used for terrorist alerts, no fly, etc.  It's already in place to do exactly that sort of thing just for different causes, so it wouldn't be much work to add covidiots
 
2020-12-03 3:43:25 PM  

JustToLetYouKnowFriend: Bowen: How does someone go though life this way? If I were positive I'd be sweating bullets. Flying just wears me out, I'd be afraid I'd get a more severe case of Covid as a result. To say nothing about the other people involved - purely from a self interest perspective this is a weird decision.

Some people have literally never considered their own mortality and believe they will live forever.

Bad things don't happen to them, they are special.

Other people aren't people.


Well, I'm 43 years old and haven't died yet. So I'm probably immortal. If I was mortal I would have surely died by now.
 
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