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(Twitter)   I'm not drunk, you're drunk. This whole hearing is drunk. I rest my case, your majesty   (twitter.com) divider line
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6272 clicks; posted to Politics » on 03 Dec 2020 at 6:43 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-12-02 9:41:48 PM  
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2020-12-02 9:42:09 PM  
Well, I'm convinced. I guess Trump did win after all.
 
2020-12-02 9:44:51 PM  
Holy shiat.

Even Giuliani is going "F*CK..."
 
2020-12-02 9:46:32 PM  
That's insane.
 
2020-12-02 9:50:12 PM  
They gave her a fifth of vodak before her testimony in lieu of cash.
 
2020-12-02 9:50:42 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat.

Even Giuliani is going "F*CK..."


When you're too nutty for Rudy...
 
2020-12-02 9:52:00 PM  
At least her hair dye didn't melt.

So she's got that going for her.
 
2020-12-02 9:52:08 PM  
So this is how Rome fell.
 
2020-12-02 9:53:46 PM  
"Whachya guys do? Take it and do something crazy with it?"
 
2020-12-02 9:54:38 PM  
The pollbook was off by hundreds of thousands!

"632, 645, 664... Hey Byron! How many ballots in your precinct?"

"137,629!"

"OK sounds about right... 675, 643..."
 
2020-12-02 9:54:47 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Holy shiat.

Even Giuliani is going "F*CK..."


Even the Republicans holding the hearing don't seem to be buying this shiat.
 
2020-12-02 9:55:52 PM  
I thought Jerry Springer wasn't making new episodes.
 
2020-12-02 9:56:19 PM  
"Excuse me, I'd like to barf on the manager."
 
2020-12-02 9:56:32 PM  
Ohhhhh HOLY F*CK! Trump is retweeting her!


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2020-12-02 9:59:21 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Ohhhhh HOLY F*CK! Trump is retweeting her!


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What the f*ck? I mean. What f*cking dimension are we living in?
 
2020-12-02 10:00:20 PM  
Alright, what's her Twitter handle and are there any odds on the table for her attributing this to medication side effects?
 
2020-12-02 10:00:42 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Ohhhhh HOLY F*CK! Trump is retweeting her!


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There are no words and I cannot stop giggling
 
2020-12-02 10:02:48 PM  
Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL
Youtube RGsQES_OdrQ
 
2020-12-02 10:06:09 PM  
We're so proud of you Rudy for being able to keep your hands out of your pants in the presence of a young woman for once.
 
2020-12-02 10:06:57 PM  
"I can't get a job anymore!"

Election was 29 days ago. We're in the middle of a pandemic. Exactly how long have you been looking for work?
 
2020-12-02 10:08:19 PM  

mrshowrules: [YouTube video: Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL]


I was going to say she reminds me of a drunk Victoria Jackson but this works too.
 
2020-12-02 10:08:59 PM  
It's like Kitty from Arrested Development and Britta Perry met, procreated, and their teenage daughter broke into the liquor cabinet.
 
2020-12-02 10:10:04 PM  
"And I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to prison!"

Sold!  Thanks for the reminder!  Bailiff!
 
2020-12-02 10:14:37 PM  
"I know what I saw. I know what I saw. And I signed something saying that if I'm wrong, I can go to prison. Did you?"

Priceless.
 
2020-12-02 10:15:35 PM  
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2020-12-02 10:20:22 PM  
Victoria Jackson got wet and is budding out clones.
 
2020-12-02 10:25:27 PM  
Good grief, this Is wild!
Way beyond satire, far far past logic. It's bloody insane...

Sure those other guys kept lists back in the 30's, but seriously, these folks need to be kept track of. farking scary stupid
 
2020-12-02 10:26:24 PM  

NewportBarGuy: scottydoesntknow: Ohhhhh HOLY F*CK! Trump is retweeting her!


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What the f*ck? I mean. What f*cking dimension are we living in?


Bizarro World.
 
2020-12-02 10:29:22 PM  
I don't know. She seems kind of fun.

I feel like heading out with her for margaritas would turn into a terrifying adventure that would end two days later when I wake up adrift at sea in an inner tube.
 
2020-12-02 10:31:25 PM  

ytterbium: mrshowrules: [YouTube video: Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL]

I was going to say she reminds me of a drunk Victoria Jackson but this works too.


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I mean...
 
2020-12-02 10:32:09 PM  

gilgigamesh: I don't know. She seems kind of fun.

I feel like heading out with her for margaritas would turn into a terrifying adventure that would end two days later when I wake up adrift at sea in an inner tube.


You might still have a kidney.
 
2020-12-02 10:32:55 PM  

ryebread: ytterbium: mrshowrules: [YouTube video: Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL]

I was going to say she reminds me of a drunk Victoria Jackson but this works too.

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I mean...


That's meta.
 
2020-12-02 10:34:23 PM  

mrshowrules: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RGsQES_O​drQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]


Yes! Someone in the twitter comments said it was it was like a SNL skit design. And seriously, that is exactly how it struck me, watching her. Like, her outfit, hair, exaggerated attitude, RUDY trying to stop her. It could have been written by an SNL skit writer.
 
2020-12-02 10:36:39 PM  

buckwebb: mrshowrules: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RGsQES_O​drQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Yes! Someone in the twitter comments said it was it was like a SNL skit design. And seriously, that is exactly how it struck me, watching her. Like, her outfit, hair, exaggerated attitude, RUDY trying to stop her. It could have been written by an SNL skit writer.


It's not that bad.
 
2020-12-02 10:37:25 PM  

ryebread: ytterbium: mrshowrules: [YouTube video: Weekend Update: Girl You Wish You Hadn't Started a Conversation with on Christmas - SNL]

I was going to say she reminds me of a drunk Victoria Jackson but this works too.

[Fark user image image 447x472]

I mean...


but of course
 
2020-12-02 10:45:28 PM  

grokca: buckwebb: mrshowrules: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RGsQES_O​drQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Yes! Someone in the twitter comments said it was it was like a SNL skit design. And seriously, that is exactly how it struck me, watching her. Like, her outfit, hair, exaggerated attitude, RUDY trying to stop her. It could have been written by an SNL skit writer.

It's not that bad.


I mean, it's not NOT that bad...

I think.
 
2020-12-02 10:57:20 PM  

Outshined_One: grokca: buckwebb: mrshowrules: [iFrame https://www.youtube.com/embed/RGsQES_O​drQ?autoplay=1&widget_referrer=https%3​A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&start=0&enablejsap​i=1&origin=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.fark.com&​widgetid=1]

Yes! Someone in the twitter comments said it was it was like a SNL skit design. And seriously, that is exactly how it struck me, watching her. Like, her outfit, hair, exaggerated attitude, RUDY trying to stop her. It could have been written by an SNL skit writer.

It's not that bad.

I mean, it's not NOT that bad...

I think.


We have reached the point where SNL writers will be sued for plagiarism for attempting to satirize this.
 
2020-12-02 10:57:21 PM  
Well what did you expect, this started at six, so happy hour was going for like 4 hours by then.
 
2020-12-02 10:58:11 PM  
The reactions from Parler are about as stupid as you'd expect...

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2020-12-02 10:59:16 PM  
You Fark libs, pulling out the drunk card. Yeah, well you are all the real drunkcists!
 
2020-12-02 11:15:22 PM  
Nah, she ain't drunk. I'd be willing to be that's her normal setting.
 
2020-12-02 11:19:09 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Nah, she ain't drunk. I'd be willing to be that's her normal setting.


That's much worse.
 
2020-12-02 11:22:17 PM  

The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Nah, she ain't drunk. I'd be willing to be that's her normal setting.


I'm about 90% sure she's already been on TV before, talking about how they didn't have enough food, and she saw a van and they told her it had food, but the van was not big enough to hold enough food for everyone so it probably contained ballots.

As crazy as that "testimony" was, she did not act/sound like she does here.
 
2020-12-02 11:56:24 PM  

mrshowrules: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Nah, she ain't drunk. I'd be willing to be that's her normal setting.

That's much worse.


Yep. It is.

scottydoesntknow: The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse: Nah, she ain't drunk. I'd be willing to be that's her normal setting.

I'm about 90% sure she's already been on TV before, talking about how they didn't have enough food, and she saw a van and they told her it had food, but the van was not big enough to hold enough food for everyone so it probably contained ballots.

As crazy as that "testimony" was, she did not act/sound like she does here.


Yeah, it's Melissa Carone. She was one of the poll workers who witnessed the supposed fraudulent food vans from the start but couldn't ever keep her story straight.

Pluck any genuine idiot off of the street, continuously give them positive feedback to swell their ego and then throw them in front of a camera and mic...well, this is what you get. Complete nonsense and zero tact during their lone, fleeting moment with fame as they think they're actually casting light on some perceived injustice.

They've had a pretty good influence the last four years.
 
2020-12-03 12:04:22 AM  
Pills. My money is on tranquilizers which she takes to feel "normal".

Let that sink in for a minute...
 
2020-12-03 12:29:49 AM  
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2020-12-03 4:27:07 AM  
Seems legit.
 
2020-12-03 4:56:16 AM  

NewportBarGuy: scottydoesntknow: Ohhhhh HOLY F*CK! Trump is retweeting her!


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What the f*ck? I mean. What f*cking dimension are we living in?


"2020"
 
2020-12-03 5:29:27 AM  
That is less drunk than pure unadulterated cray-cray that has only been encouraged because she has huge cans. This is how the Dunning-Kruger effect tends to manifest in women. Men will simply take the reins and just claim their knowledge is best. Women will be actively encouraged and that breeds the confidence to go even wronger.
 
2020-12-03 5:52:05 AM  
I think I found her role model:
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