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(News 5 Cleveland)   Welcome to OHIO! Ha ha, now you are stuck in Ohio as the Ohio Department of Health officially recommends Ohioans not travel to Ohio   (news5cleveland.com) divider line
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2020-12-02 6:55:43 PM  
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2020-12-02 7:03:35 PM  
Well, I live in Ohio, so I'm technically an Ohioan traveling to another point in Ohio whenever I get up and move. so... I'm stuck to my chair.  I'm so very scared.  Help.
 
2020-12-02 8:16:57 PM  
Of course you shouldn't go to Ohio. Everything is Ohio there. This is the first good decision Ohio has made in a long time.
 
2020-12-02 8:49:53 PM  
State: Travel should be restricted as much as possible.

Manufacturing industry: They didn't say "lockdown", did they? STFU and GBTW. Also, you're working the weekend because everyone's calling off for some reason...
 
2020-12-02 10:54:39 PM  

IlGreven: State: Travel should be restricted as much as possible.

Manufacturing industry: They didn't say "lockdown", did they? STFU and GBTW. Also, you're working the weekend because everyone's calling off for some reason...


State Republicans: *file another article of impeachment against Republican Governor Mike DeWine*

Majority of Ohioans: "F*ck, I'm surrounded by assholes!"
 
2020-12-02 11:30:31 PM  
My brother-in-law has a ticket for a steamer to Cleveland. Should he cancel?
Signed
Anonymous
 
2020-12-02 11:33:33 PM  
When you're in Ohio and travelling to Ohio it's not about getting to Ohio, it's about the friends you made along the way.
 
2020-12-02 11:36:22 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:36:38 PM  
WTF PA, 29%?!
 
2020-12-02 11:37:01 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:38:18 PM  
HASTILY MADE CLEVELAND TOURISM VIDEO
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2020-12-02 11:38:19 PM  
Every time I've found myself to be in Ohio, I've found that the best course of action was the one that took me out of Ohio, so I agree. If you're in Ohio and can read and understand words, I don't know what you're doing there, but get out.
 
2020-12-02 11:38:39 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:40:27 PM  

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Illusion of safety: Hawaii and Alaska
 
2020-12-02 11:41:16 PM  
I love my state but christ there are a shiatload of morons here.
 
2020-12-02 11:42:10 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:45:14 PM  
I dunno, there's always Cedar Point... and Ohio's oddly delicious take on chili...
/not an Ohioan
 
2020-12-02 11:45:42 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:46:12 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:47:44 PM  
On the one hand, it's pretty funny that a state would declare that it sucks so bad that no one should go to it. On the other hand, if we're all being honest, that's next week for everyone in the US.
 
2020-12-02 11:49:30 PM  

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I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.
 
2020-12-02 11:50:07 PM  
You mean, like Americans weren't supposed to travel during Thanksgiving?  Yeah, the only way the are gonna stop it is to have soldiers at the state border opening fire on anyone attempting to leave.

/Damn I wish Americans weren't so dumb.
 
2020-12-02 11:51:53 PM  

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my god, its spreading!

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2020-12-02 11:52:10 PM  

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I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.


Fool.
 
2020-12-02 11:53:12 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:54:31 PM  

OkieDookie: You mean, like Americans weren't supposed to travel during Thanksgiving?  Yeah, the only way the are gonna stop it is to have soldiers at the state border opening fire on anyone attempting to leave.

/Damn I wish Americans weren't so dumb.


Then we would be called Canadians, and it would get confusing
 
2020-12-02 11:54:32 PM  

null: IlGreven: State: Travel should be restricted as much as possible.

Manufacturing industry: They didn't say "lockdown", did they? STFU and GBTW. Also, you're working the weekend because everyone's calling off for some reason...

State Republicans: *file another article of impeachment against Republican Governor Mike DeWine*

Majority of Ohioans: "F*ck, I'm surrounded by assholes!"


Yet they keep getting re-elected.
 
2020-12-02 11:55:09 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:57:52 PM  
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2020-12-02 11:59:12 PM  

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I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.


What? You think they ramp their SUVs and minivans over inland NC on the way to Myrtle Beach and South Carolina?
 
2020-12-02 11:59:57 PM  
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2020-12-03 12:01:12 AM  

PScooter63: I dunno, there's always Cedar Point... and Ohio's oddly delicious take on chili...
/not an Ohioan


Nope, fark that shiat! Chilli should not have cinimon in it!
 
2020-12-03 12:01:29 AM  
Just went through there for work. Guess I'll quarantine.

/shrugs
 
2020-12-03 12:03:41 AM  
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2020-12-03 12:09:38 AM  
Obviously, outside of The Matrix or a Christopher Nolan movie, this is physically impossible.

Worst sequel ever.
 
2020-12-03 12:10:36 AM  

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Illusion of safety: Hawaii and Alaska


Pfffft, I wish.
 
2020-12-03 12:11:14 AM  

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I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.


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2020-12-03 12:11:28 AM  

holdmybones: Cythraul: The Irresponsible Captain: [i.kym-cdn.com image 599x373]

I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.

What? You think they ramp their SUVs and minivans over inland NC on the way to Myrtle Beach and South Carolina?


I still yell, "first in flight!" whenever I see a car with Ohio plates on 85/40 here in NC.

I'm not from Ohio, I'm from Cleveland. It's a subtle, yet very distinct difference.
 
2020-12-03 12:21:53 AM  

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Everyone quick! Get the subtle knife and let's go to Ohio2! Ohio will never find us there!
 
2020-12-03 12:24:07 AM  

RockSquirrel: holdmybones: Cythraul: The Irresponsible Captain: [i.kym-cdn.com image 599x373]

I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.

What? You think they ramp their SUVs and minivans over inland NC on the way to Myrtle Beach and South Carolina?

I still yell, "first in flight!" whenever I see a car with Ohio plates on 85/40 here in NC.

I'm not from Ohio, I'm from Cleveland. It's a subtle, yet very distinct difference.


Hmmmmmmm!

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Don't you try your SINISTER Ohio ways on us!
 
2020-12-03 12:28:42 AM  

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I haven't been back to Cleveland in almost 25 years, but that's how I remember it.
 
2020-12-03 12:36:20 AM  

RockSquirrel: holdmybones: Cythraul: The Irresponsible Captain: [i.kym-cdn.com image 599x373]

I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.

What? You think they ramp their SUVs and minivans over inland NC on the way to Myrtle Beach and South Carolina?

I still yell, "first in flight!" whenever I see a car with Ohio plates on 85/40 here in NC.

I'm not from Ohio, I'm from Cleveland. It's a subtle, yet very distinct difference.


I love The West Side Market.  I was in Detroit-Shoreway.  I walked to Edgewater Park.  My mother and I went to The NASA Science Center.  I liked my time in Cleveland.  From Clark-Fulton, Ohio City, Tremont, Old Brooklyn, Lakewood, the Christmas Story house, Duck Island, Asiatown.  I really enjoyed it.
 
2020-12-03 12:39:44 AM  
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Or is it an anti-recursion?
 
2020-12-03 12:40:31 AM  

null: Well, I live in Ohio, so I'm technically an Ohioan traveling to another point in Ohio whenever I get up and move. so... I'm stuck to my chair.  I'm so very scared.  Help.


We'll send help soonish.
 
2020-12-03 12:43:32 AM  
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2020-12-03 12:46:23 AM  
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2020-12-03 12:51:44 AM  

null: IlGreven: State: Travel should be restricted as much as possible.

Manufacturing industry: They didn't say "lockdown", did they? STFU and GBTW. Also, you're working the weekend because everyone's calling off for some reason...

State Republicans: *file another article of impeachment against Republican Governor Mike DeWine*

Majority of Ohioans: "F*ck, I'm surrounded by assholes!"


The majority of ohions elected them
 
2020-12-03 1:01:52 AM  
Ohio needs it's own Florida tag.
 
2020-12-03 1:06:00 AM  

FullofMT: RockSquirrel: holdmybones: Cythraul: The Irresponsible Captain: [i.kym-cdn.com image 599x373]

I think North Carolina is pretty safe from Ohio.

What? You think they ramp their SUVs and minivans over inland NC on the way to Myrtle Beach and South Carolina?

I still yell, "first in flight!" whenever I see a car with Ohio plates on 85/40 here in NC.

I'm not from Ohio, I'm from Cleveland. It's a subtle, yet very distinct difference.

I love The West Side Market.  I was in Detroit-Shoreway.  I walked to Edgewater Park.  My mother and I went to The NASA Science Center.  I liked my time in Cleveland.  From Clark-Fulton, Ohio City, Tremont, Old Brooklyn, Lakewood, the Christmas Story house, Duck Island, Asiatown.  I really enjoyed it.


Yes!  I lived at 61st and Detroit. And it got even better (Detroit-Shoreway) after I moved to Lakewood, and even more so after moving to NC.  Cleveland is what it was originally intended to be; a mini version of New York City at the half way point to Chicago. Let the haters hate. We get to reap the rewards.
 
2020-12-03 1:12:57 AM  

Leader O'Cola: null: IlGreven: State: Travel should be restricted as much as possible.

Manufacturing industry: They didn't say "lockdown", did they? STFU and GBTW. Also, you're working the weekend because everyone's calling off for some reason...

State Republicans: *file another article of impeachment against Republican Governor Mike DeWine*

Majority of Ohioans: "F*ck, I'm surrounded by assholes!"

The majority of ohions elected them


Actually we did not. Thanks to a bunch of BS with the way legislators are elected and gerrymandering almost 75% of the statehouse is controlled by Republicans even though the state is pretty damn close to 50-50. Basically as a Democrat in a Democrat controlled area my vote counts for about half of what a Republican hick down in Noble county does.
 
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