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2020-12-02 4:05:19 PM  
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2020-12-02 4:05:36 PM  
The "privilege" of the right to vote?

Oh, fark you.
 
2020-12-02 4:07:12 PM  
Holy shiat. It's 42 minutes if you follow the link.
 
2020-12-02 4:07:19 PM  
Exits are clearly marked for your convenience, asshole
 
2020-12-02 4:07:31 PM  
How the can even he make this video with a straight face? Is this a deep fakes by The Onion?
 
2020-12-02 4:07:48 PM  

thehobbes: Holy shiat. It's 42 minutes if you follow the link.


Oh, god.  There's more?!  Ain't nobody got time for that.
 
2020-12-02 4:08:10 PM  
Staged press conference, no press were allowed.  this is farking weird and sad bruh
 
2020-12-02 4:08:36 PM  

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: Holy shiat. It's 42 minutes if you follow the link.

Oh, god.  There's more?!  Ain't nobody got time for that.


So I think he just made the case to make Election day a national holiday.

/why am i watching this
 
2020-12-02 4:09:26 PM  
STFU and GTFO, Donnie.
 
2020-12-02 4:09:43 PM  

thehobbes: NeoCortex42: thehobbes: Holy shiat. It's 42 minutes if you follow the link.

Oh, god.  There's more?!  Ain't nobody got time for that.

So I think he just made the case to make Election day a national holiday.

/why am i watching this


Not only that, but that mail-in votes should be counted immediately instead of waiting for election day so they can get done in time.
 
2020-12-02 4:09:44 PM  

thehobbes: NeoCortex42: thehobbes: Holy shiat. It's 42 minutes if you follow the link.

Oh, god.  There's more?!  Ain't nobody got time for that.

So I think he just made the case to make Election day a national holiday.

/why am i watching this


Election Days.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:03 PM  
This is the least important speech he'll ever make.
Historians are gonna cringe through this part.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:16 PM  
So you wither turn a dial, or replace a chip, in order to push a button to change Dominion voting systems.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:48 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This is the least important speech he'll ever make.
Historians are gonna cringe through this part.


Historians are just going to blank out Nov 2016 to January 2021.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:51 PM  
Wow, this is pathetically paranoid and sad.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:55 PM  
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2020-12-02 4:12:44 PM  
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2020-12-02 4:13:42 PM  

NeoCortex42: Not only that, but that mail-in votes should be counted immediately instead of waiting for election day so they can get done in time.


PA had that capability, and held the results in escrow until polls closed on election night.  Those are the dumps that Dump keeps referring to.
 
2020-12-02 4:14:05 PM  
The full video is as if they took a bunch of takes of the same thing a few different ways and said "fark it, use em all."
 
2020-12-02 4:14:31 PM  
It's sorta predisential. Demented and sad, but predisential.
 
2020-12-02 4:15:07 PM  
2+ minutes of Trump blathering? I'd rather stick red-hot pokers into my eyes and ears.
 
2020-12-02 4:17:08 PM  
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2020-12-02 4:17:16 PM  
f*cking christ.
 
2020-12-02 4:17:46 PM  
Trump, in bizarro world: "They told him to stay away. That they didn't need him. Not to campaign, because they knew what the outcome would be."

O'Malley Dillon, in likely reality: "Joe, the best course of action I can recommend is to just sit back, relax and let our social media gurus needle him continuously while we watch his self-immolation from a safe, socially responsible distance."
 
2020-12-02 4:17:58 PM  

Badmoodman: 2+ minutes of Trump blathering? I'd rather stick red-hot pokers into my eyes and ears.


45 minutes.
 
2020-12-02 4:18:14 PM  
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2020-12-02 4:18:19 PM  
"Swing state votes need to be overturned and thrown out."
 
2020-12-02 4:19:35 PM  

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Dominion needs to sue the fark out of Trump at this point.  This has to rise to the level of actionable since it directly attacks their business.
 
2020-12-02 4:20:19 PM  

NeoCortex42: cooldaddygroove: [Fark user image 601x448]

Dominion needs to sue the fark out of Trump at this point.  This has to rise to the level of actionable since it directly attacks their business.


Why? He's broke.
 
2020-12-02 4:21:31 PM  

thehobbes: NeoCortex42: cooldaddygroove: [Fark user image 601x448]

Dominion needs to sue the fark out of Trump at this point.  This has to rise to the level of actionable since it directly attacks their business.

Why? He's broke.


He's still got property that can be taken.
 
2020-12-02 4:22:34 PM  

thehobbes: Badmoodman: 2+ minutes of Trump blathering? I'd rather stick red-hot pokers into my eyes and ears.

45 minutes.


Welp, I'm out. I barely made it through the first 2.
 
2020-12-02 4:24:14 PM  

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: NeoCortex42: cooldaddygroove: [Fark user image 601x448]

Dominion needs to sue the fark out of Trump at this point.  This has to rise to the level of actionable since it directly attacks their business.

Why? He's broke.

He's still got property that can be taken.


No, he doesn't. They'd be in line behind Deutsche Bank, Capital One, and a bunch of names in some goofy looking font. Is that...Russian...?
 
2020-12-02 4:25:06 PM  

NeoCortex42: thehobbes: NeoCortex42: cooldaddygroove: [Fark user image 601x448]

Dominion needs to sue the fark out of Trump at this point.  This has to rise to the level of actionable since it directly attacks their business.

Why? He's broke.

He's still got property that can be taken.


Yeah but is it worth owning something that the Russian mob thinks is rightly theirs?
 
2020-12-02 4:26:37 PM  
Biden needs to get tough Right farking NOW!
 
2020-12-02 4:29:12 PM  
I mean, there's no way he would debase himself like this for 45 minutes if he was planning on leaving, right?
 
2020-12-02 4:29:12 PM  

Circusdog320: Biden needs to get tough Right farking NOW!


And do what, exactly?  Engaging in the rhetoric would just exacerbate the situation more.

The only thing Biden can really do is continue to let the system work.  Every attempt by Trump is getting smacked the fark down by every judge involved.  The EC will meet as scheduled.  The votes will be certified by Congress (even if a few Republicans decide to throw tantrums) and Biden will be sworn in as scheduled.
 
2020-12-02 4:30:40 PM  
What a truly spineless coward he is.
 
2020-12-02 4:31:33 PM  

thehobbes: "Swing state votes need to be overturned and thrown out."


The problem with Trump is I can't tell if you're kidding or he actually said that.

Absolutely amazing.
 
2020-12-02 4:32:25 PM  

NeoCortex42: Circusdog320: Biden needs to get tough Right farking NOW!

And do what, exactly?  Engaging in the rhetoric would just exacerbate the situation more.

The only thing Biden can really do is continue to let the system work.  Every attempt by Trump is getting smacked the fark down by every judge involved.  The EC will meet as scheduled.  The votes will be certified by Congress (even if a few Republicans decide to throw tantrums) and Biden will be sworn in as scheduled.


Demand proof of fraud or tell to stop destroying the country. Put it on trump so we don't have day after day of them saying whatever they want.

You don't get rid of petty dictators by continuing play their game
 
2020-12-02 4:34:11 PM  

Circusdog320: NeoCortex42: Circusdog320: Biden needs to get tough Right farking NOW!

And do what, exactly?  Engaging in the rhetoric would just exacerbate the situation more.

The only thing Biden can really do is continue to let the system work.  Every attempt by Trump is getting smacked the fark down by every judge involved.  The EC will meet as scheduled.  The votes will be certified by Congress (even if a few Republicans decide to throw tantrums) and Biden will be sworn in as scheduled.

Demand proof of fraud or tell to stop destroying the country. Put it on trump so we don't have day after day of them saying whatever they want.

You don't get rid of petty dictators by continuing play their game


That's already being done by every person on TV that's not OAN or Fox News' opinion side.
 
2020-12-02 4:36:09 PM  
"A full forensic audit is required."

Knowing Trump's audits, they'll be auditing it until the heat death of the universe.
 
2020-12-02 4:37:48 PM  

thehobbes: "A full forensic audit is required."

Knowing Trump's audits, they'll be auditing it until the heat death of the universe.


As soon as you release your taxes, we'll start the audit.  Sounds fair.
 
2020-12-02 4:39:48 PM  

thehobbes: I mean, there's no way he would debase himself like this for 45 minutes if he was planning on leaving, right?


He can plan to stay all he wants, he's out of there at 12:01 on 1/20/21.
 
2020-12-02 4:39:57 PM  
Now he wants to review the envelopes. 

Which are separated from the actual ballots and not kept.

His play is to throw out every mail in ballot.

Idiot.
 
2020-12-02 4:39:58 PM  

NeoCortex42: Circusdog320: Biden needs to get tough Right farking NOW!

And do what, exactly?  Engaging in the rhetoric would just exacerbate the situation more.

The only thing Biden can really do is continue to let the system work.  Every attempt by Trump is getting smacked the fark down by every judge involved.  The EC will meet as scheduled.  The votes will be certified by Congress (even if a few Republicans decide to throw tantrums) and Biden will be sworn in as scheduled.


This.

It's essentially how he won in the first place.  Not engaging and letting Trump run against himself. It was brilliant actually
 
2020-12-02 4:43:33 PM  

Markoff_Cheney: This is the least important speech he'll ever make.
Historians are gonna cringe through this part.


You realize that Murphy heard that, and will whisper in Trump's ear to ensure he will make more, more inane, and more insane as a sort of odd gambit with Mother Nature on the essence of Mankind in the coming days, right?

There are fundamental forces of nature at play here.
 
2020-12-02 4:45:02 PM  
He's had 4 years to fix the problems.

He's done nothing but complain.

And of all the people on the planet that could argue his case he chose Rudy.

As Mrs. Carte just said, "Get lost you piece of white trash."
 
2020-12-02 4:48:17 PM  
Would you buy a used election from this man?
 
2020-12-02 4:50:38 PM  

thehobbes: Markoff_Cheney: This is the least important speech he'll ever make.
Historians are gonna cringe through this part.

Historians are just going to blank out Nov 2016 to January 2021.


When Trump 2.0 comes into power, he'll rewrite history and say that 2016-2021 was the greatest era ever.
 
2020-12-02 4:52:21 PM  
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