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2020-12-02 3:13:13 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:15:09 PM  
Is the DSCC bankrolling this?

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2020-12-02 3:19:03 PM  
This is a holy roller revival, not a "press conference".  I was expecting people to fall down and roll around while babbling gibberish.
 
2020-12-02 3:22:08 PM  
This is what you get for allowing just any old farkup to be your mouth piece. LOL!
 
2020-12-02 3:24:14 PM  
I think it's obvious, Sidney Powell is the GOP's next Great White Hope.  Help us Sidney, you're our only hope.

/Shut up, of they can try to foist Kanye on us, we can foist Sindey on them.
 
2020-12-02 3:27:20 PM  

Jake Havechek: while babbling gibberish


I'd be more surprised if they spoke in complete, grammatically correct sentences that convey actual cogent thoughts.
 
2020-12-02 3:27:29 PM  
"Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!
 
2020-12-02 3:27:55 PM  
Georgians are dumb.
 
2020-12-02 3:29:20 PM  
Obama is pulling all the strings here.  Going back and forth in his Time Machine.

You can't explain it any other way.
 
2020-12-02 3:31:30 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:35:16 PM  
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This may be my favorite thing of the month.
 
2020-12-02 3:36:28 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!


Didn't you already have a Know Nothing Party?
 
2020-12-02 3:37:00 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!


Excluding Trump, noticeably. It's supposedly all about him, but it's Flynn/Powell who are suddenly on the ticket in 2024.
They want control of the cult and they're willing to torch the GOP (and Trump) to get it.
 
2020-12-02 3:39:32 PM  
Dammit. As a lob, I'm going to be so triggered if they do this.
 
2020-12-02 3:39:45 PM  
Lib. Okay; just kill me.
 
2020-12-02 3:41:41 PM  
#WriteInTRUMPforGA
 
2020-12-02 3:49:43 PM  
This is bonkers.
 
2020-12-02 3:53:28 PM  

mofa: Dammit. As a lob, I'm going to be so triggered if they do this.


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Old-timey slang dictionaries are fun.
 
2020-12-02 3:53:32 PM  

gilgigamesh: This is bonkers.


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2020-12-02 4:01:58 PM  
<sniff> It's so beautiful!!<Sniff>  I would LOVE to see Moscow Mitch's face as he watched his face-eating leopards return home...
 
2020-12-02 4:06:35 PM  
As a Georgia resident, I knew that the runoff with Loeffler and Warnock was going to be ugly. When it was announced that the Libertarian candidate had also tossed Peruse and Ossoff into a runoff, i knew that was going to compound the ugliness. I knew that the Republicans were going to try to work themselves to near death to retain those seats.

What I did not anticipate was the full-throated madness with the crazy turned up waaaay past 11.
Bloody.
Farking.
Hell.
 
2020-12-02 4:11:37 PM  

Jake Havechek: This is a holy roller revival, not a "press conference".  I was expecting people to fall down and roll around while babbling gibberish.


I just assume someone was passing around snakes for the ritual of faith in the blood of the lamb.  Actual lamb's blood also being handed out.
 
2020-12-02 4:15:02 PM  

leeto2: <sniff> It's so beautiful!!<Sniff>  I would LOVE to see Moscow Mitch's face as he watched his face-eating leopards return home...


You can imagine Mitch and you can also imagine Biden's grin and full hearted laugh.
 
2020-12-02 4:16:44 PM  

Squid_for_Brains: Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!

Excluding Trump, noticeably. It's supposedly all about him, but it's Flynn/Powell who are suddenly on the ticket in 2024.
They want control of the cult and they're willing to torch the GOP (and Trump) to get it.


<shrug>  Let 'em.  It's the first step toward marginalizing that whole goddamn GOP.
 
2020-12-02 4:20:08 PM  
Dominion Executive to Obama in October: "Do you want us to give the vote to Ossoff and Warnock also?"

Obama: "Could you make the vote so close as to force a run-off vote in January?"

Dominion Executive: "The algorithms are much trickier and we would have to get the Germans involved oversees but it is doable."

Obama: "Do it."
 
2020-12-02 4:43:41 PM  

mrshowrules: Dominion Executive to Obama in October: "Do you want us to give the vote to Ossoff and Warnock also?"

Obama: "Could you make the vote so close as to force a run-off vote in January?"

Dominion Executive: "The algorithms are much trickier and we would have to get the Germans involved oversees but it is doable."

Obama: "Do it."


That 4th-dimensional bastard!
 
2020-12-02 4:57:12 PM  
Damn those Chinese machines run by Venezuelan zombies on German servers.  I never trusted those damn Chinese machines run by Venezuelan zombies on German servers.
 
2020-12-02 5:16:16 PM  

leeto2: <sniff> It's so beautiful!!<Sniff>  I would LOVE to see Moscow Mitch's face as he watched his face-eating leopards return home...


Nobody feels bad when Frankenstein is throttled to death by the monster he created.
 
2020-12-02 5:32:45 PM  
I would write a screenplay about this, but no one would ever believe it.

I wonder if Vernon Jones has caught on yet that Powell & Wood could care less if Loeffler & Perdue win their elections.
 
2020-12-02 5:33:13 PM  

Jake Havechek: This is a holy roller revival, not a "press conference".  I was expecting people to fall down and roll around while babbling gibberish.


Complete with a collection plate, I promise.
 
2020-12-02 5:51:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!


You know, he just might because he's all about the adulation.

Get to your alts and start encouraging him!
 
2020-12-02 5:52:06 PM  
"They have not earned your vote. Don't you give it to them. Why would you go back and vote in another rigged election for god's sake! Fix it! You gotta fix it!"

She wants to fix the election. Well, there it is.
 
2020-12-02 5:53:33 PM  
How big of a shiat fit will the Turtle have if this flips the Senate?
 
2020-12-02 5:53:36 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!


At which 99.999% of the current GOP will happily join the Trump party.  The best parts are since everyone joined nobody needs to lose their job- all they need to do is change a few logos and they'll be done

/George Conway and Mitt Romney are the 0.001%, but they're wavering.
 
2020-12-02 5:54:42 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!


Problem, the left behind Republiucans will want to join the Democratic party, and expect them to move further right to accomodate them.
 
2020-12-02 5:55:02 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!

You know, he just might because he's all about the adulation.

Get to your alts and start encouraging him!


Ugh, that's how we got Trump in 2016.
 
2020-12-02 5:55:33 PM  

grokca: Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!

Didn't you already have a Know Nothing Party?


Yes, and it was viciously nativist and racist. History repeats; first as tragedy, then as farce.
 
2020-12-02 5:56:06 PM  

Destructor: "They have not earned your vote. Don't you give it to them. Why would you go back and vote in another rigged election for god's sake! Fix it! You gotta fix it!"


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2020-12-02 5:56:16 PM  
I am so confused by this. Do they want to lose?
 
2020-12-02 5:56:21 PM  

arrogantbastich: This is what you get for allowing just any old farkup to be your mouth piece. LOL!


He's not just any old farkup, he's a rich kid with six bankruptcies, 26 sexual assault and rape alligations, and that is owned by a foreign head-of-state farkup.
 
2020-12-02 5:56:42 PM  
My god, it's full of blerp.
 
2020-12-02 5:57:31 PM  

hugadarn: leeto2: <sniff> It's so beautiful!!<Sniff>  I would LOVE to see Moscow Mitch's face as he watched his face-eating leopards return home...

Nobody feels bad when Frankenstein is throttled to death by the monster he created.


"Sedagive?"
 
2020-12-02 5:57:45 PM  

Unobtanium: As a Georgia resident, I knew that the runoff with Loeffler and Warnock was going to be ugly. When it was announced that the Libertarian candidate had also tossed Peruse and Ossoff into a runoff, i knew that was going to compound the ugliness. I knew that the Republicans were going to try to work themselves to near death to retain those seats.

What I did not anticipate was the full-throated madness with the crazy turned up waaaay past 11.
Bloody.
Farking.
Hell.


What are the ads like there now? Full on craziness, "My opponent stomps kittens in front of daycares" type stuff?
 
2020-12-02 5:58:38 PM  

grokca: Benevolent Misanthrope: "Time for Trump to form his own separate political party"...  LOL YES, motherf*cker!  Do it!  DOOOO EEEET!

Didn't you already have a Know Nothing Party?


I don't know nothing about that.
 
2020-12-02 5:58:54 PM  

gilgigamesh: This is bonkers.


This is what happens when menopause goes terribly wrong
 
2020-12-02 5:58:56 PM  

skyotter: #WriteInTRUMPforGA


It only counts if you use a black Sharpie
 
2020-12-02 5:59:04 PM  

Circusdog320: dumb


Nuh uh

"This is Joejiah, we aint dumb!"

It's right there in the video.
 
2020-12-02 6:02:10 PM  

demonfaerie: I am so confused by this. Do they want to lose?


They think that if they refuse to compromise, God will magically make them the winners.
 
2020-12-02 6:02:50 PM  

born_yesterday: hugadarn: leeto2: <sniff> It's so beautiful!!<Sniff>  I would LOVE to see Moscow Mitch's face as he watched his face-eating leopards return home...

Nobody feels bad when Frankenstein is throttled to death by the monster he created.

"Sedagive?"


That would imply that what we're watching now is "quiet dignity and grace."

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2020-12-02 6:03:47 PM  

Unobtanium: As a Georgia resident, I knew that the runoff with Loeffler and Warnock was going to be ugly. When it was announced that the Libertarian candidate had also tossed Peruse and Ossoff into a runoff, i knew that was going to compound the ugliness. I knew that the Republicans were going to try to work themselves to near death to retain those seats.

What I did not anticipate was the full-throated madness with the crazy turned up waaaay past 11.
Bloody.
Farking.
Hell.


It's like the dial is marked to 11, but then just keeps getting louder if you keep turning it. We passed 11 a long time ago, and now it's almost as if the GOP just put in some good earplugs and just wants to see how far it can really go.

Also, they're high on their own jankem.
 
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