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4535 clicks; posted to Politics » on 02 Dec 2020 at 3:17 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-12-02 2:31:16 PM  
They'd be welcomed as liberators.


Cups of Timmy's and Timbits for all...eh?
 
2020-12-02 2:32:50 PM  
If shiat does go down I plan on invading Canada as soon as possible.
 
2020-12-02 2:34:34 PM  
They can join New England and California in what would be an inevitable civil war.
 
2020-12-02 2:46:12 PM  
Canadians are devious.  They'll give us donuts, back bacon, poutine, and lots of beer and just walk in when we're sleeping it off.
 
2020-12-02 2:49:48 PM  
Canadian Bacon Official Trailer #1 - Rip Torn Movie (1995) HD
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2020-12-02 2:53:25 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:09:17 PM  
Some ask why I get so bent out of shape over some foreign country's politics like the US.

Well, for that answer, what do you think some Dutch man-on-the-street would have said when asked about Germany's political climate in early 1940?

Yeah, we can joke around about Trump...this time. But what happens years from now when climate change has really ramped up and American people are starving and homeless, and the land to the north is looking better and better? And some local politician who wants to keep his job starts talking about 'lebensraum'?
 
2020-12-02 3:16:27 PM  
And hopefully burn down the white house again.
 
2020-12-02 3:19:42 PM  
The War of 1812 Canadian Edition
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2020-12-02 3:20:56 PM  

PainInTheASP: If shiat does go down I plan on invading Canada as soon as possible.


I invaded Canada long ago, and liberated my wife.
 
2020-12-02 3:21:20 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:21:26 PM  
Came for Canadian Bacon.  Leaving satisfied.

/guess it's time to fire up the ol' VCR and throw it on
 
2020-12-02 3:22:23 PM  
I feel like someone's poutine me on.
 
2020-12-02 3:22:34 PM  
Southern Manitoba and Newer Brunswick :)
 
2020-12-02 3:22:49 PM  

PainInTheASP: If shiat does go down I plan on invading Canada as soon as possible.


It's pretty hard to get permanent resident status, actually, unless you have a job offer or close relatives there.

/ Trying.
// Have a US remote job and want to keep that because it'll be damn hard to beat the pay with a Canadian job, just want to start paying my taxes to Canada instead of the US.
/// Please let me give you my tax dollars, Canada, without having to also take a pay cut.
\/ This isn't a situation they account for in the process, which I can't really blame them for.
 
2020-12-02 3:22:59 PM  

inglixthemad: PainInTheASP: If shiat does go down I plan on invading Canada as soon as possible.

I invaded Canada long ago, and liberated my wife.


Prove it.
 
2020-12-02 3:23:37 PM  
In  sane world, the US would br afraid, very afraid.

Or not
 
2020-12-02 3:23:41 PM  

lolmao500: And hopefully burn down the white house again.


So if you go to Washington
Its buildings clean and nice
Bring a pack of matches
And we'll burn the White House twice!
 
2020-12-02 3:24:30 PM  

Pinche Mateo: They'd be welcomed as liberators.


Cups of Timmy's and Timbits for all...eh?


I've been waiting for the Quebecois to invade, and I'm ready: Mon tabarnak j'vais te décâlisser la yeule, câlice
 
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2020-12-02 3:25:04 PM  
I said it before and I'll probably say it again. Let's just bribe him and be done with it.
Send him tons of poutine and hamberders, eventually he'll stroke out and that'll be that.
 
2020-12-02 3:25:23 PM  
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The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.
 
2020-12-02 3:26:51 PM  
Not Funny, This situation will get out of control.
 
2020-12-02 3:27:14 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:28:20 PM  
Whatever a Bieber is, it is no one's idol.
 
2020-12-02 3:29:21 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:29:34 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:29:48 PM  
Just send Shoresy and Wayne.

/titf*ckers
 
2020-12-02 3:30:04 PM  
My initial reaction was, as it usually is to these types of things, "oh jeeze, please don't taunt the dynamite shiatgibbon, he doesn't understand comedy, eh", but I did laugh at "first we take Manhattan, then we make poutine".
 
2020-12-02 3:30:54 PM  

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username checks out
 
2020-12-02 3:31:19 PM  
Americans.. chips and smokes.. lets go
 
2020-12-02 3:32:17 PM  

Subtonic: [Fark user image 342x278] [View Full Size image _x_]

The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.


I mean, you kinda deserved it...
 
2020-12-02 3:34:22 PM  
Hosehead the Dog saves the day (Strange Brew).
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2020-12-02 3:38:25 PM  

Glenford: Just send Shoresy and Wayne.

/titf*ckers


Wayne is Shoeresy.
 
2020-12-02 3:39:48 PM  

NuvvuNikki: Subtonic: [Fark user image 342x278] [View Full Size image _x_]

The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.

I mean, you kinda deserved it...


Meh, they're not that smart. They didn't find the pills.
 
2020-12-02 3:41:20 PM  
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2020-12-02 3:41:21 PM  
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Hey there, man. What's up? Know where I can score some... insurrection?
 
2020-12-02 3:41:41 PM  

Subtonic: NuvvuNikki: Subtonic: [Fark user image 342x278] [View Full Size image _x_]

The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.

I mean, you kinda deserved it...

Meh, they're not that smart. They didn't find the pills.


What, they got what they wanted, a nice hand-blown bowl and some free weed.
 
2020-12-02 3:42:01 PM  
Well that does it, I'm only buying Vermont maple syrup from now on!
 
2020-12-02 3:47:47 PM  
22 minutes?  I don't have time for that, I have to be at the gym.
 
2020-12-02 3:48:19 PM  

gopher321: Some ask why I get so bent out of shape over some foreign country's politics like the US.

Well, for that answer, what do you think some Dutch man-on-the-street would have said when asked about Germany's political climate in early 1940?

Yeah, we can joke around about Trump...this time. But what happens years from now when climate change has really ramped up and American people are starving and homeless, and the land to the north is looking better and better? And some local politician who wants to keep his job starts talking about 'lebensraum'?


That's when we build a wall with armed guards in towers.

If America invades us then Quebec will be their Anbar Province.
 
2020-12-02 3:49:14 PM  

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*first nation's need not apply.
 
2020-12-02 3:52:03 PM  

Jake Havechek: Canadians are devious.  They'll give us donuts, back bacon, poutine, and lots of beer and just walk in when we're sleeping it off.


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2020-12-02 3:52:34 PM  
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'Good day & welcome to our Super-Soft Annexation of your country.
To "soften" the blow (pardon the pun, eh) we'll be distributing bags of all-dressed chips & signing "y'all" up for socialized healthcare.
Now before ya get yer star-spangled panties in a bunch most of you won't be eligible due to pre-existing conditions (the fatness).
Sorry, eh - but lots of ya are weighing in at 150 KILOGRAMS. Yup, it's metric for here on in.
Anyhoo, grab a beer or rye from the snowbank behind the truck & get ready fer politeness.'
 
2020-12-02 3:52:50 PM  
Was married to a Canadian for nearly a decade. They have some very dark parts of their past especially in regards to First Nations. The difference between Canada and America is that Canada seeeeeeems to be genuinely putting in the work where America is more like "what, we made one of you president, so racism is a lie."
 
2020-12-02 4:03:29 PM  

omg bbq: Was married to a Canadian for nearly a decade. They have some very dark parts of their past especially in regards to First Nations. The difference between Canada and America is that Canada seeeeeeems to be genuinely putting in the work where America is more like "what, we made one of you president, so racism is a lie."


Barely.

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2020-12-02 4:07:32 PM  

Subtonic: [Fark user image image 342x278]

The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.


😂
 
2020-12-02 4:10:47 PM  

jack_o_the_hills: Americans.. chips and smokes.. lets go


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2020-12-02 4:11:58 PM  

lolmao500: And hopefully burn down the white house again.


No Canadians took part in the burning of Washington. Sorry General Ross thought you lot were too ill disciplined and likely to run so he left you in Canada.

I apologize for popping this continuing misconception of Canada's military prowess and claims to fame on the backs of others.
 
2020-12-02 4:12:52 PM  

Dorf11: [Fark user image image 320x240]

Hey there, man. What's up? Know where I can score some... insurrection?


Just another member of The Canadian Conspiracy, right there! Another conspiracists right below:

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2020-12-02 4:13:38 PM  

Subtonic: [Fark user image image 342x278]

The stole my weed and hand blown bowl at the border once. Then made fun of use for trying to sneak weed into canada.


There are many alphabets missing here... is there a gif for that?
 
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