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(CNN)   McDonalds giving out 10,000 free McRibs if you are shaved. But wouldn't it make more sense to give out a brazillion?   (cnn.com) divider line
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2020-12-02 2:45:50 PM  
Their Ad budget is not that big these days.

/could go for a McRib
 
2020-12-02 3:16:49 PM  
OH....FACES. I"m out.
 
2020-12-02 4:02:25 PM  
McRibs are made out of beard hair? THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!
 
2020-12-02 4:05:52 PM  
So... this offer applies to some men over the age of 40.
 
2020-12-02 4:06:14 PM  
So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...
 
2020-12-02 4:19:47 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...


There's a 5G chip inside every McRib. It lodges in your intestine and Bill Gates knows every time you take a shiat.
 
2020-12-02 4:28:31 PM  
I don't need 10000 of them. I'd be happy with about one every month or so.
 
2020-12-02 4:38:19 PM  

kbronsito: Dr Jack Badofsky: So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...

There's a 5G chip inside every McRib. It lodges in your intestine and Bill Gates knows every time you take a shiat.


It all makes sense now!

https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/​2​019/09/bill-gates-interview-netflix-in​side-bills-brain

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2020-12-02 4:41:24 PM  

kbronsito: Dr Jack Badofsky: So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...

There's a 5G chip inside every McRib. It lodges in your intestine and Bill Gates knows every time you take a shiat.


If that's the case, then I'm going to start eating Indian food.
 
2020-12-02 4:43:49 PM  
So they're punishing people for shaving?

*Runs*
 
2020-12-02 4:49:04 PM  
Mmmmm meat formed to look like ribs. Just like a Banquet TV Dinner
 
2020-12-02 5:54:15 PM  
With everyone wearing masks, I'm assuming they'll have to just take your word for it, no?
 
2020-12-02 6:06:09 PM  

kbronsito: Dr Jack Badofsky: So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...

There's a 5G chip inside every McRib. It lodges in your intestine and Bill Gates knows every time you take a shiat.


You say that's his goal, but the fact that he blocked me for tweeting at him every time I pitched a loaf tells me that he's really not that interested.
 
2020-12-02 6:12:37 PM  
I would shave my face if it meant the McRib would go away forever
 
2020-12-02 7:59:16 PM  
I have to shave my beard and all I get is a McRib? No.
 
2020-12-02 8:09:13 PM  
ribwich comercial
Youtube BDksqGudw3k
 
2020-12-02 8:44:32 PM  
I wouldn't shave my beard for all 10,000
 
2020-12-02 9:08:06 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: So THAT'S how they're testing their new facial recognition system...


if we all submit Drew's face for the entry, we could have some fun with the system data at least.  I mean how do they know you don't look like Keanu Reaves ?
 
2020-12-02 9:09:30 PM  

GRCooper: I wouldn't shave my beard for all 10,000


I would.
 
2020-12-02 9:13:03 PM  
Old news, but I needed to upvote for headline
 
2020-12-02 9:27:02 PM  
Apropos of little, had my first McRib today. Definitely the best thing on McDonald's menu, but that's not really saying much.

/second time in my life I've spent money at Mickies
//not gonna lie, you can't beat getting an extra sammich for a dollar
///just wish the fries didn't completely suck.
 
2020-12-02 9:30:54 PM  
That sandwich disgusts me, but I'm pretty much smooth all over thanks to the chemo. Wonder how many McRibs THAT would get me?
 
2020-12-02 9:34:20 PM  

rustypouch: GRCooper: I wouldn't shave my beard for all 10,000

I would.


Don't you touch my beard!
 
2020-12-02 10:30:25 PM  
I lost my McRib virginity today. I was unimpressed. Maybe it was because it's been so hyped up by everyone, but I was really expecting to have this sandwich rock my world. I found it to be pretty meh in general, with the bread seeming to be the highest quality component. My stomach wasn't thrilled with my choice either.

It did give me an idea for a smoked rib sandwich with cole slaw though.
 
2020-12-02 10:54:28 PM  

KarmicDisaster: I have to shave my beard and all I get is a McRib? No.


You also get the satisfaction from whoring yourself out on social media for McDonald's, just to be paid in a McRib.
 
2020-12-02 11:05:17 PM  

Doctoral Candidate Zaius: I lost my McRib virginity today. I was unimpressed. Maybe it was because it's been so hyped up by everyone, but I was really expecting to have this sandwich rock my world. I found it to be pretty meh in general, with the bread seeming to be the highest quality component. My stomach wasn't thrilled with my choice either.

It did give me an idea for a smoked rib sandwich with cole slaw though.


High five, me too!

I thought the bun was the weakest part. It does look nice, but the texture just doesn't do it for me. The meat wasn't terrible but even meh BBQ places can do better. It actually reminds me of a BBQ joint in Texas I went to that boiled their meat because they didn't smoke enough for the rush. The sauce was pretty decent though, it's not thickened up with HFCS like other sauces. I feel like that's the strongest part of the sandwich, and Mickies could make bank selling it. The onions and pickles were a good touch to round out the munch.

That said, I can definitely understand why it's a limited time offer.
 
2020-12-03 12:29:02 AM  
I wouldn't eat McDonald's with someone else's mouth.
I might let them suck someone else's dick though.
 
2020-12-03 2:33:31 AM  
I also tried the McRib for the first time today, and believe it or not, it isn't the worst thing I've had from McDonald's. The Big Mac is. That burger is absolute shiat, and I can't believe that's still their "flagship" burger after all these years. Even the quarter pounder surpassed it in taste. I don't understand McDonald's decision to use fresh beef in a quarter pounder and the same shiat they were using 25 years ago for the Big Mac. It makes no farking sense.

So yeah, if you put a Big Mac in front of me and a McRib, I'll take the McRib.

/For what it's worth, the shamrock shake also sucks.
 
2020-12-03 9:55:36 AM  
Id rather pay for a McRib than use social media..
 
2020-12-03 10:02:42 AM  
I think I'll keep the beard and go to Joe's KC for dinner tonight.

Never had a McRib, most likely never will.
 
2020-12-03 11:22:41 AM  

Stibium: not gonna lie, you can't beat getting an extra sammich for a dollar


Woman Rages Over Extra McRib
Youtube IrSsjdzlUSw
 
2020-12-03 11:29:30 AM  
If you can't make your food look edible in an advertising photo, it just may be inedible.
 
2020-12-03 12:49:49 PM  

Schlubbe: With everyone wearing masks, I'm assuming they'll have to just take your word for it, no?


On the plus side, if you've always secretly wanted to rock a toothbrush moustache but didn't want to walk around looking like Hitler, now is the perfect time...
 
2020-12-03 3:19:43 PM  

mod3072: Schlubbe: With everyone wearing masks, I'm assuming they'll have to just take your word for it, no?

On the plus side, if you've always secretly wanted to rock a toothbrush moustache but didn't want to walk around looking like Hitler, now is the perfect time...


What if you just say you're taking it back for Charlie Chaplin? Who doesn't love the little tramp?
 
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