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2020-12-02 1:23:51 PM  
Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.
 
2020-12-02 2:04:35 PM  
No, "Smells Like Mediocrity" is the original, more truthful version of Nirvana's big hit.
 
2020-12-02 2:05:27 PM  
Congratulations on your first greenlight, Embiid
 
2020-12-02 2:07:23 PM  
All of his songs are like complaints set to music.
 
2020-12-02 2:07:34 PM  
Hope it goes over better that R Kelly's did.
 
2020-12-02 2:08:20 PM  

Byno: Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time


No he doesn't.  He doesn't even break the top 10:

https://www.insider.com/artists-most-​n​umber-one-songs-hot-100-2020-9
 
2020-12-02 2:08:30 PM  

CarnySaur: All of his songs are like complaints set to music.


I mean, I'm not a fan of Drake, but are you familiar with this style of music called "the blues"?

Just a bunch of complainers, the whole lot!
 
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2020-12-02 2:19:46 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:22:44 PM  

EyeballKid: CarnySaur: All of his songs are like complaints set to music.

I mean, I'm not a fan of Drake, but are you familiar with this style of music called "the blues"?

Just a bunch of complainers, the whole lot!


There's a difference between singing about your tragic lot in life and having a hangnail.
 
2020-12-02 2:25:57 PM  
I'd love to have as mediocre a career as Drake.
 
2020-12-02 2:26:16 PM  
I wonder if they'll smell like his vagina?
 
2020-12-02 2:26:35 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:26:47 PM  

CarnySaur: EyeballKid: CarnySaur: All of his songs are like complaints set to music.

I mean, I'm not a fan of Drake, but are you familiar with this style of music called "the blues"?

Just a bunch of complainers, the whole lot!

There's a difference between singing about your tragic lot in life and having a hangnail.


"Tragic lot in life"?!

You mean the tragedy of "I want to have sex with a particular person, but due to extenuating circumstances not exclusive to but also including said person's preferences, I don't get to have sex with said person"?

Because that right there is a whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooole lot of what tragic stories in song boil down to.
 
2020-12-02 2:26:58 PM  

Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.


The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."
 
2020-12-02 2:31:26 PM  
He wants Eleven scented candles.
 
2020-12-02 2:31:59 PM  

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awesome! I want one.
 
2020-12-02 2:40:20 PM  

LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."


I feel like I've read this comment, practically word for word, in a recent Miley Cyrus thread.
 
2020-12-02 2:46:10 PM  

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awesome! I want one.


listed on Amazon but out of stock
 
2020-12-02 2:46:33 PM  

Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.


Look, it's the "McDonalds sells the most hamburgers therefore they have the best hamburgers" argument again.
 
2020-12-02 2:50:30 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."

I feel like I've read this comment, practically word for word, in a recent Miley Cyrus thread.


It's as if one's artistic merit doesn't hold a candle to one's connections with regard to commercial success or something.

Turns out, that's exactly the case!
 
2020-12-02 2:50:54 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."

I feel like I've read this comment, practically word for word, in a recent Miley Cyrus thread.


The only reason recent Miley Cyrus thread is a thing is because 1) it's Miley Cyrus' thread (she's known), 2) it  was a submitted, and 3) "OMG, MIley Cyrus is DROPPING AN ALBUM!!!"  It's an average submission with the power of admin behind it.  Take away Miley Cyrus and you would go "someone I don't know has an album?  huh..."
 
2020-12-02 2:51:30 PM  

browntimmy: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

Look, it's the "Beatles sells the most albums therefore they have the best albums" argument again.

 
2020-12-02 3:14:49 PM  

Flincher: He wants Eleven scented candles.


Not that any of this matters, but isn't Drake the son of Dennis Graham, famous Jazz musician from the south? Also, Drake is Canadian so I'm not sure where Hollyweird comes in to play (Degrassi was a Canadian show).
 
2020-12-02 3:16:42 PM  

blodyholy: Flincher: He wants Eleven scented candles.

Not that any of this matters, but isn't Drake the son of Dennis Graham, famous Jazz musician from the south? Also, Drake is Canadian so I'm not sure where Hollyweird comes in to play (Degrassi was a Canadian show).


...and I replied to the wrong person. That was meant for LewDux.
 
2020-12-02 3:21:43 PM  

blodyholy: blodyholy: Flincher: He wants Eleven scented candles.

Not that any of this matters, but isn't Drake the son of Dennis Graham, famous Jazz musician from the south? Also, Drake is Canadian so I'm not sure where Hollyweird comes in to play (Degrassi was a Canadian show).

...and I replied to the wrong person. That was meant for LewDux.


Canyon > Graham
 
2020-12-02 3:53:30 PM  

LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."


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Imagine being an adult and still debating over which band or artist from two different music genres is "better".
I think the last time I did that I was riding a big yellow bus to school.

/loves Rush
//enjoys Drake
///there's plenty of music out there for everybody
 
2020-12-02 4:02:20 PM  

ThatSillyGoose: LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."

stoplikingwhatidontlike.jpg

Imagine being an adult and still debating over which band or artist from two different music genres is "better".
I think the last time I did that I was riding a big yellow bus to school.

/loves Rush
//enjoys Drake
///there's plenty of music out there for everybody


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2020-12-02 4:11:51 PM  
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'In keepings with my buddy Drake - I, too, am releasings a scented candle.
I calls it 'Squirrely Dan's Farting Appropriately'. Available at Modeans 3 or whatever the f**k we're up to.'
 
2020-12-02 5:10:18 PM  

blodyholy: blodyholy: Flincher: He wants Eleven scented candles.

Not that any of this matters, but isn't Drake the son of Dennis Graham, famous Jazz musician from the south? Also, Drake is Canadian so I'm not sure where Hollyweird comes in to play (Degrassi was a Canadian show).

...and I replied to the wrong person. That was meant for LewDux.


Lol yeah I was making a joke about his creepy attachment to the actress that plays Eleven on Stranger Things.
 
2020-12-02 5:11:13 PM  

LewDux: Byno: Submidiot:  RusH iS TeH GreATesT BaND EvaR!

Drake only has the most #1 songs of all time, but, sure, a band that had one top 40 hit is the greatest band in the history of fark while hip hop and R&B don't exist *anywhere*, so it's par for the course.

The only reason Drake is a thing is because 1) he's George Canyon's kid (he's known), 2) he was a pre-packaged product of Hollywood North, and 3) "OMG, Jimmy Brooks is WALKING!!!"  He is an average musician with the power of corporate and an outstanding marketing campaign behind him.  Take away Jimmy Brooks and you would go "George Canyon has a son?  huh..."


I blame Lil Wayne. Apparently Drake is his protégé. At first, I couldn't distinguish between their songs, but if you listen just right you recognize the softness of 10 ply toilet tissue.

/I dislike Drake
//but he does have some good songs
 
2020-12-02 5:36:36 PM  
Is he going to scent them as his mangina or his pussy?
 
2020-12-02 6:08:21 PM  
If Drake were twice as talented as he is right now, he still wouldn't be mediocre.

That dude is awful.
 
2020-12-02 6:18:45 PM  
isn't Drake the son of Dennis Graham

It's hard to fathom someone as shiatty as Drake being related to Larry Graham, Willie Mitchell and Teenie Hodges.
 
2020-12-02 7:52:07 PM  
hahahahaha mediocrity indeed.

have you ever known a millionaire "musician" who eschewed the value of actual percussion?
these drum machine morons astound me.

i recorded only one outstanding song in my career, but i guarantee you it was Stephen's lighter than air drumming that helped to make it what it is.

when i recorded a drum machine track, it was never acceptable for release, but a temporary assist.
 
2020-12-02 8:08:29 PM  
For me, Drake is a substitute for Unisom.

/I know, you didn't ask
 
2020-12-02 11:04:38 PM  
If Gwyneth Paltrow can make money selling candles that smell like her vagina, then why shouldn't Drake try to get in on this action?
 
2020-12-03 3:24:47 AM  

davynelson: hahahahaha mediocrity indeed.

have you ever known a millionaire "musician" who eschewed the value of actual percussion?
these drum machine morons astound me.

i recorded only one outstanding song in my career, but i guarantee you it was Stephen's lighter than air drumming that helped to make it what it is.

when i recorded a drum machine track, it was never acceptable for release, but a temporary assist.


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