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(NewsAdvance)   Proud Virginia patriots declare their county a "First Amendment Sanctuary" after tyrannical governor orders them to stop being plague rats. Difficulty: They're already a Second Amendment Sanctuary. Can you be a sanctuary for two amendments?   (newsadvance.com) divider line
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2020-12-02 12:37:05 PM  
I guess it depends on how many sanctuaries they were sold.

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2020-12-02 12:39:42 PM  

Diogenes: I guess it depends on how many sanctuaries they were sold.

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Came here for cultists, leaving satisfied.
 
2020-12-02 12:43:47 PM  

fragMasterFlash: Diogenes: I guess it depends on how many sanctuaries they were sold.

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Came here for cultists, leaving satisfied.


Rather easy to find these days, in a broad sense.
 
2020-12-02 12:59:50 PM  
Your rights end where mine begin. Except when it's me. Then my rights trump all.
 
2020-12-02 1:12:36 PM  
Proud Virginia Patriots' asses can be a sanctuary for my boot.
 
2020-12-02 1:44:28 PM  
I see you're a militia and I'm a third amendment sanctuary, so go sleep outside.
 
2020-12-02 1:56:18 PM  

kevlar51: Your rights end where mine begin. Except when it's me. Then my rights trump all.


That's it in a nutshell.
 
2020-12-02 1:57:14 PM  
1A sanctuary right up until you hang a banner that reads Trump settled a lawsuit for raping a woman when she was 13 and never denied it.
 
2020-12-02 1:57:24 PM  
Every American state is a 1A sanctuary.

Social media platforms are not - because they are private corporations.
 
2020-12-02 1:58:20 PM  
Restricted food intake? Patriotism!
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Restricted movement? Patriotism!

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Cover both ends of your alimentary canal? Tyranny!

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2020-12-02 1:58:42 PM  
Why not, it worked so well for North Dakota.
 
2020-12-02 1:58:59 PM  
Fine.  Close all roadways leading in and out of the county.  Cut off all supplies.  Make them be entirely self-sufficient.

Let the plague rats die.  In a few months when they're all gone, and after a bit of clean-up, there will be a whole county worth of pre-developed land to exploit.
 
2020-12-02 1:59:26 PM  
you are limited to no more than 3.
 
2020-12-02 2:04:12 PM  
Sanctuary!
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2020-12-02 2:04:26 PM  
You have to remember that Virginia borders both West Virginia and Kentucky, and in some parts of the state it really shows
 
2020-12-02 2:04:30 PM  
They confuse "freedom" with free to be dumb" way too often.
 
2020-12-02 2:04:39 PM  
Is there a way to stop Fark's pop-up video idiocy?
 
2020-12-02 2:05:09 PM  
So does that mean they lose all State and Federal benefits? Remove all county property purchased with State funds? Raze all building/projects constructed with block grant money? Cut off State and Federal unemployment, Soc Sec and Medicare benefits? Construct a blockade in and out of the county to prevent fuel, food and other supplies currently operating under regulation from the State? Amongst I don't know how many other things they reap the benefits of for being part of State.

These clowns are the epitome of the Dunning-Kruger effect
 
2020-12-02 2:05:14 PM  
This is the neighboring county to mine.  dammit.
 
2020-12-02 2:05:42 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:06:30 PM  

wage0048: Fine.  Close all roadways leading in and out of the county.  Cut off all supplies.  Make them be entirely self-sufficient.

Let the plague rats die.  In a few months when they're all gone, and after a bit of clean-up, there will be a whole county worth of pre-developed land to exploit.


Did you see the picture of their meeting? The entire room is a walking waddling, breathing wheezing comorbidity.
 
2020-12-02 2:07:16 PM  
Serious question:
What "rights" are supposedly being infringed upon? Am I just dense or are they stretching the definition of one of the enumerated rights? I honestly can't understand why a mask triggers so many people's "MY RIGHTS!!" bone
 
2020-12-02 2:08:50 PM  
Oh sh*t the fark up.  Having to stop drinking in public at 10pm is not a violation of your first amendment rights, you god damn drunken hillbillies.
 
2020-12-02 2:09:50 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:09:57 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Oh sh*t the fark up.  Having to stop drinking in public at 10pm is not a violation of your first amendment rights, you god damn drunken hillbillies.


Ok I asterisked the wrong word.  That's a new one.

I blame drugs.
 
2020-12-02 2:10:50 PM  
oh, they'll easily claim their individual liberty and freedoms overrule the safety of others ... until they're afflicted, then they'll cry about how the gubmit isn't doing more to protect them.
 
2020-12-02 2:11:39 PM  

Negative! I am a Meat Popsicle!: Serious question:
What "rights" are supposedly being infringed upon? Am I just dense or are they stretching the definition of one of the enumerated rights? I honestly can't understand why a mask triggers so many people's "MY RIGHTS!!" bone


Some state senator from Ohio said it was a religious violation as God didn't want us to wear masks cause God didn't make us with masks on. Telling people to wear masks before they enter stores is a violation of their right to assembly or something. They are both that dense and are stretching the definitions of what is or isn't covered by the Constitution they supposedly know and love.
 
2020-12-02 2:12:06 PM  
...and, I ask you, where would this country be without fine vagina patriots like Sybil Ludington and Betsy Ross and Helen Keller and Rosa Parks and Florence Nightengale and Sadie Hawkins?
 
2020-12-02 2:12:46 PM  
Area men proud defenders of what they think the Constitution means but really doesn't. Day ends in Y.

Fortunately a good percentage of them will die gurgling.
 
2020-12-02 2:13:31 PM  
All I see are few republican voters.
 
2020-12-02 2:13:43 PM  
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Only state approved gatherings are allowed.  Your governor alone has the right to grant approval based on whatever criteria he/she sees fit.  Be a good citizen, not a plague rat.
 
2020-12-02 2:13:52 PM  

eyeq360: Negative! I am a Meat Popsicle!: Serious question:
What "rights" are supposedly being infringed upon? Am I just dense or are they stretching the definition of one of the enumerated rights? I honestly can't understand why a mask triggers so many people's "MY RIGHTS!!" bone

Some state senator from Ohio said it was a religious violation as God didn't want us to wear masks cause God didn't make us with masks on. Telling people to wear masks before they enter stores is a violation of their right to assembly or something. They are both that dense and are stretching the definitions of what is or isn't covered by the Constitution they supposedly know and love.


Why is that motherfarker still wearing pants then? God didn't make me with pants, so I get to stick my fat cock in your kids face at the piggly wiggly - jesus said it's cool
 
2020-12-02 2:13:57 PM  
I get a feeling they'll be a sanctuary from state aid pretty soon...
 
2020-12-02 2:14:00 PM  
This seems like they really, really wish there were a manager to speak to.
 
2020-12-02 2:15:30 PM  
Say what you will about VA, Biden won it by more than 400K votes. It also went for Hillary and twice for Obama. As far as former confederate states go, they are doing better than most.
 
2020-12-02 2:15:31 PM  

Metastatic Capricorn: Restricted movement? Patriotism!


Ooh, look at the diversity in that inspiring image! I'm pretty sure I see one young man there with olive skin -- and one of them even woreglasses! It was so good to finally get some recognition for myopic-Americans.

/gingers could apparently still fark right off, though
 
2020-12-02 2:16:26 PM  
Yet another group of yahoos declares their intention to be free of acting like responsible people in any way.
 
2020-12-02 2:17:04 PM  

kbronsito: Say what you will about VA, Biden won it by more than 400K votes. It also went for Hillary and twice for Obama. As far as former confederate states go, they are doing better than most.


Mainly because they haven't figured out a way to secede from Northern Virginia, I think.
 
2020-12-02 2:18:54 PM  

kbronsito: Say what you will about VA, Biden won it by more than 400K votes. It also went for Hillary and twice for Obama. As far as former confederate states go, they are doing better than most.


But the parts that aren't REALLY FARKING ARENT.

I mean, the red bits of the state are just so so bad.  You'd think you were in alabama.
 
2020-12-02 2:19:08 PM  

one of Ripley's Bad Guys: Is there a way to stop Fark's pop-up video idiocy?


this
 
2020-12-02 2:19:16 PM  
Right out of MURICA'! central casting

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2020-12-02 2:19:26 PM  
I thought these people were against sanctuary cities/states.
 
2020-12-02 2:19:45 PM  
They haven't called dibs on the Third Amendment so I say we send the 1st Armored Division up there to squat on their homes until they get it.
 
2020-12-02 2:21:50 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:22:08 PM  
<reads the article>

(sigh) Campbell County. Yep. We moved there from west-central MD in 1974. Got annexed into Lynchburg a year or two later, but that wasn't a big cultural improvement. My parents couldn't move back north fast enough once Dad retired.
 
2020-12-02 2:22:38 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: kbronsito: Say what you will about VA, Biden won it by more than 400K votes. It also went for Hillary and twice for Obama. As far as former confederate states go, they are doing better than most.

But the parts that aren't REALLY FARKING ARENT.

I mean, the red bits of the state are just so so bad.  You'd think you were in alabama.


I almost feel bad for them being dragged along by us up by DC.

Almost.

/Sorry you'll get the benefits of progressive governance crying all the way...
 
2020-12-02 2:23:18 PM  
"First Amendment" claim is total bullshiat. These are at most time, place, and manner restrictions which easily pass constitutional muster.
 
2020-12-02 2:24:12 PM  
They may a case, but I do wonder if they even know which part of the First Amendment they think is being violated.
 
2020-12-02 2:25:06 PM  

OrangeSnapper: [Fark user image 850x566]

Only state approved gatherings are allowed.  Your governor alone has the right to grant approval based on whatever criteria he/she sees fit.  Be a good citizen, not a plague rat.


That picture was taken in London.
 
2020-12-02 2:25:39 PM  

jfarkinB: kbronsito: Say what you will about VA, Biden won it by more than 400K votes. It also went for Hillary and twice for Obama. As far as former confederate states go, they are doing better than most.

Mainly because they haven't figured out a way to secede from Northern Virginia, I think.


It's not just NOVA. Richmond and Norfolk are doing their part.

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