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(Twitter)   Twitter typo of the year goes to analytical chemist Dr. Joanna Ellis. Come collect your prize   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-12-02 10:06:43 AM  
233 votes:
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2020-12-02 9:58:38 AM  
215 votes:
Slip of the tongue.
 
2020-12-02 10:23:46 AM  
84 votes:

no1curr: fark this pandemic, I miss bowling with my friends



*blowing my friends
 
2020-12-02 10:02:53 AM  
51 votes:
That one really caught her with her pants down.  It will certainly take a cunning linguist to get her out of this tight spot.
 
2020-12-02 10:00:41 AM  
31 votes:
Oh, so she's gonna go down that road?
 
2020-12-02 10:07:45 AM  
30 votes:
The vaccine is here, she'll be dining at the Y again in no time.
 
2020-12-02 11:07:42 AM  
23 votes:
I think they call that a Freudian slit
 
2020-12-02 11:23:49 AM  
19 votes:
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother.
 
2020-12-02 11:14:00 AM  
16 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.


That's some forking bullshirt right there.
 
2020-12-02 11:20:25 AM  
14 votes:

zimbomba67: Dr. Joanna, just sayin', I'm free for lunch today. And sausage is the special of the of the day!


That's adorable, but it seems she prefers the menu at Arby's.
 
2020-12-02 10:05:45 AM  
13 votes:
Maybe typo.  Maybe not.
 
2020-12-02 11:34:26 AM  
11 votes:
F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting
 
2020-12-02 11:55:56 AM  
8 votes:
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She reminds me a little of overly attached girlfriend.
 
2020-12-02 11:16:50 AM  
8 votes:
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2020-12-02 11:35:58 AM  
7 votes:

Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting


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2020-12-02 11:14:28 AM  
7 votes:
Wait! Pop corn!
 
2020-12-02 10:34:17 AM  
6 votes:
That's the problem with Twitter, the character limits make you leave out some words.
 
2020-12-02 11:37:20 AM  
5 votes:

Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting


We all miss crocheting old people.
 
2020-12-02 11:10:38 AM  
5 votes:
The joke's on her.
They're not really her friends.
 
2020-12-02 11:53:46 AM  
4 votes:

scottydoesntknow: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

It's not Fark's issue. It's the prudish workplace filters. Until workplaces stop blocking sites for naughty words, you won't see the Fark filter go anywhere.


Fark that shiat.  Hell boobs damn fart.
 
2020-12-02 11:21:04 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-12-02 11:14:05 AM  
4 votes:
She seems nice.
 
2020-12-02 10:09:50 AM  
4 votes:
ME TOO LESBIAN LADY, ME TOO.
 
2020-12-02 2:55:32 PM  
3 votes:

WhatsSoGodDamnPunny: Reminds me of when I saw an invitation to my niece's High School Pom Championship. But unfortunately no one caught the glaring typo on the page, which by the way had been signed by the Governor, that said "High School Porn Championship"......
Maybe they were auditioning for Pornhub University


Was a black pleather couch involved?
 
2020-12-02 2:34:44 PM  
3 votes:
Reminds me of when I saw an invitation to my niece's High School Pom Championship. But unfortunately no one caught the glaring typo on the page, which by the way had been signed by the Governor, that said "High School Porn Championship"......
Maybe they were auditioning for Pornhub University
 
2020-12-02 1:58:28 PM  
3 votes:
She missed her calling. Sort of:
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2020-12-02 11:41:00 AM  
3 votes:

Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.


Covid quilt them all.
 
2020-12-02 11:38:17 AM  
3 votes:

JAYoung: The joke's on her.
They're not really her friends.


They are now.....
 
2020-12-02 11:32:59 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-12-02 11:25:42 AM  
3 votes:

no1curr: no1curr: fark this pandemic, I miss bowling with my friends


*blowing my friends


Hey buddy.
 
2020-12-02 11:16:54 AM  
3 votes:
Dr. Joanna, just sayin', I'm free for lunch today. And sausage is the special of the of the day!
 
2020-12-02 2:55:32 PM  
2 votes:
...never had a lick of sense,
Pass the biscuits please
 
2020-12-02 11:58:46 AM  
2 votes:

no1curr: no1curr: fark this pandemic, I miss bowling with my friends


*blowing my friends


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2020-12-02 11:58:21 AM  
2 votes:
If the shelves go empty again, you may get your chance.
 
2020-12-02 11:46:08 AM  
2 votes:

Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.


I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!
 
2020-12-02 11:46:02 AM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

It's not Fark's issue. It's the prudish workplace filters. Until workplaces stop blocking sites for naughty words, you won't see the Fark filter go anywhere.


Who has time to Fark at work?

...wait...
 
2020-12-02 11:31:42 AM  
2 votes:

Driedsponge: That one really caught her with her pants down.  It will certainly take a cunning linguist to get her out of this tight spot.


She boxed herself in

/got nothin' 😕
 
2020-12-02 11:22:38 AM  
2 votes:

The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.


Nah. The Fark filter is a tradition. You won't take this away from us!
 
2020-12-02 11:10:08 AM  
2 votes:
Christmas list:
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2020-12-02 10:30:05 AM  
2 votes:
She's a cunning linguist.
 
2020-12-02 10:29:01 AM  
2 votes:
I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.
 
2020-12-02 10:12:57 AM  
2 votes:

Close2TheEdge: dionysusaur: Maybe typo.  Maybe not.

Yeah, reading through her feed, it's obvious this was a planned "typo."

I'm sorry to say this, but a bit of an attention whore, frankly.


I am shocked! I mean, she had that correction ready to go in less than a minute. It would've taken the same amount of time to delete the old tweet and send it again corrected.

But then she wouldn't get attention...

This is shocking to me.
 
2020-12-02 10:07:11 AM  
2 votes:
So you give benefits to your friends? Good on you, Doc.
 
2020-12-02 3:38:26 PM  
1 vote:
It was a joke. Read the thread in Twitter.

/She's funny.
 
2020-12-02 3:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

Dr Jack Badofsky: GrogSmash: Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?

Old skin lacks colligen.  As such, it has serious stretching issues.  You would never make a belt out of it.

But can I wear it after Labor Day?


Depends on the race of the belt I suppose.

But, who am I to say no to white after Labour Day?
 
2020-12-02 1:50:17 PM  
1 vote:
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2020-12-02 1:28:26 PM  
1 vote:
.. I miss eating my friends ....
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2020-12-02 12:33:12 PM  
1 vote:

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...Nick Lindare misses wild cocaine-fueled bowling? What the hell would that even look like?
 
2020-12-02 12:07:54 PM  
1 vote:

Jclark666: Placeholder so I can come back to laugh all the tough guys offering to "turn her straight."  Don't spoil it, please.


I'm fine if that's what she wants. Can I at least watch?
 
2020-12-02 12:00:14 PM  
1 vote:

Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!


Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?
 
2020-12-02 11:59:35 AM  
1 vote:
Placeholder so I can come back to laugh all the tough guys offering to "turn her straight."  Don't spoil it, please.
 
2020-12-02 11:55:03 AM  
1 vote:

patrick767: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

Nah. The Fark filter is a tradition. You won't take this away from us!


Traditions are for old people.  Young women who want to eat you out will not come here.  Literally.
 
2020-12-02 11:37:10 AM  
1 vote:

no1curr: no1curr: fark this pandemic, I miss bowling with my friends


*blowing my friends


Maybe 'balling' ?
 
2020-12-02 11:20:23 AM  
1 vote:

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Nice.
I like this one:
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More info here.
 
2020-12-02 11:20:21 AM  
1 vote:

Boojum2k: Christmas list:
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What you did there, I see it.
 
2020-12-02 11:14:01 AM  
1 vote:
Out-freaking-standing.
 
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