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(Twitter)   Twitter typo of the year goes to analytical chemist Dr. Joanna Ellis. Come collect your prize   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-12-02 11:46:02 AM  

scottydoesntknow: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

It's not Fark's issue. It's the prudish workplace filters. Until workplaces stop blocking sites for naughty words, you won't see the Fark filter go anywhere.


Who has time to Fark at work?

...wait...
 
2020-12-02 11:46:08 AM  

Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.


I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!
 
2020-12-02 11:53:46 AM  

scottydoesntknow: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

It's not Fark's issue. It's the prudish workplace filters. Until workplaces stop blocking sites for naughty words, you won't see the Fark filter go anywhere.


Fark that shiat.  Hell boobs damn fart.
 
2020-12-02 11:55:03 AM  

patrick767: The Googles Do Nothing: I notice that young people, even doctors and politicians, are much more apt to use casual swearing in official communications.  We need to get rid of the Fark filter as we are probably showing our age by being prudes.

Nah. The Fark filter is a tradition. You won't take this away from us!


Traditions are for old people.  Young women who want to eat you out will not come here.  Literally.
 
2020-12-02 11:55:56 AM  
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She reminds me a little of overly attached girlfriend.
 
2020-12-02 11:58:21 AM  
If the shelves go empty again, you may get your chance.
 
2020-12-02 11:58:46 AM  

no1curr: no1curr: fark this pandemic, I miss bowling with my friends


*blowing my friends


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2020-12-02 11:59:35 AM  
Placeholder so I can come back to laugh all the tough guys offering to "turn her straight."  Don't spoil it, please.
 
2020-12-02 12:00:14 PM  

Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!


Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?
 
2020-12-02 12:06:49 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?


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2020-12-02 12:07:54 PM  

Jclark666: Placeholder so I can come back to laugh all the tough guys offering to "turn her straight."  Don't spoil it, please.


I'm fine if that's what she wants. Can I at least watch?
 
2020-12-02 12:09:20 PM  
Well that's one way to use up your 15 minutes of fame.
 
2020-12-02 12:18:01 PM  
Not, "cum collect your prize"?
 
2020-12-02 12:18:32 PM  

Original: Original Tweet:

displaced_ATX: fark this pandemic, I miss eating out my friends


Oh my! :P
 
2020-12-02 12:33:12 PM  

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...Nick Lindare misses wild cocaine-fueled bowling? What the hell would that even look like?
 
2020-12-02 1:28:26 PM  
.. I miss eating my friends ....
VFVFVFVFVF
 
2020-12-02 1:50:17 PM  
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2020-12-02 1:58:28 PM  
She missed her calling. Sort of:
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2020-12-02 2:00:24 PM  
Twat did she text? I  coont hear her
 
2020-12-02 2:23:20 PM  
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2020-12-02 2:34:44 PM  
Reminds me of when I saw an invitation to my niece's High School Pom Championship. But unfortunately no one caught the glaring typo on the page, which by the way had been signed by the Governor, that said "High School Porn Championship"......
Maybe they were auditioning for Pornhub University
 
2020-12-02 2:50:18 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?


Old skin lacks colligen.  As such, it has serious stretching issues.  You would never make a belt out of it.
 
2020-12-02 2:52:58 PM  

GrogSmash: Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?

Old skin lacks colligen.  As such, it has serious stretching issues.  You would never make a belt out of it.


But can I wear it after Labor Day?
 
2020-12-02 2:54:12 PM  

GrogSmash: Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?

Old skin lacks colligen.  As such, it has serious stretching issues.  You would never make a belt out of it.


You know what else has stretching issues?

My waistline.

But that's why I meant handbags.
 
2020-12-02 2:55:07 PM  

functionisalwaystaken: zimbomba67: Dr. Joanna, just sayin', I'm free for lunch today. And sausage is the special of the of the day!

That's adorable, but it seems she prefers the menu at Arby's.


Good one! And here I thought I would get something about her not being in the mood for cocktail wieners.
 
2020-12-02 2:55:32 PM  

WhatsSoGodDamnPunny: Reminds me of when I saw an invitation to my niece's High School Pom Championship. But unfortunately no one caught the glaring typo on the page, which by the way had been signed by the Governor, that said "High School Porn Championship"......
Maybe they were auditioning for Pornhub University


Was a black pleather couch involved?
 
2020-12-02 2:55:32 PM  
...never had a lick of sense,
Pass the biscuits please
 
2020-12-02 3:00:17 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: GrogSmash: Dr Jack Badofsky: Rent Party: Handsome B. Wonderful: Wave Of Anal Fury: F*ck this pandemic, I miss killing homeless people.

*I mean crocheting

We all miss crocheting old people.

I make belts from their skin...

I mean handbags!

Well, which is it?  Do you make belts or handbags from their skin?

Old skin lacks colligen.  As such, it has serious stretching issues.  You would never make a belt out of it.

But can I wear it after Labor Day?


Depends on the race of the belt I suppose.

But, who am I to say no to white after Labour Day?
 
2020-12-02 3:38:26 PM  
It was a joke. Read the thread in Twitter.

/She's funny.
 
2020-12-02 5:17:15 PM  

WhatsSoGodDamnPunny: Reminds me of when I saw an invitation to my niece's High School Pom Championship. But unfortunately no one caught the glaring typo on the page, which by the way had been signed by the Governor, that said "High School Porn Championship"......
Maybe they were auditioning for Pornhub University


Go on....
 
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