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(Mashable)   Aliens are stealing our phalluses   ( divider line
    More: Repeat, Penis, Erection, massive member, case of the purloined prick, wooden willy, erect state, Local paper Allgaeuer Zeitung, local attraction  
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1805 clicks; posted to Main » on 02 Dec 2020 at 10:05 AM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2020-12-02 9:37:55 AM  
I guess the Utah monolith wasn't as good of a dildo as they hoped.
2020-12-02 9:41:29 AM  
Where would wood wander I wonder??
2020-12-02 9:42:40 AM  
To Serve Mankind, they can have allthe dildoes.
2020-12-02 9:49:25 AM  
Termites thinking they were Cockroaches.

2020-12-02 10:07:33 AM  
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2020-12-02 10:13:30 AM  
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.
2020-12-02 10:14:05 AM  
It was a good episode of Futurama. Not as good as the single female lawyer, but good enough.
2020-12-02 10:16:39 AM  
Not to mention what they're doing to the soil.
2020-12-02 10:16:42 AM  
To Service Man
2020-12-02 10:19:16 AM  
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2020-12-02 10:19:26 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Not to mention what they're doing to the soil.

Um...what are hey doing to the soil? Nobody tells me anything.
2020-12-02 10:19:45 AM  
Might want to check with the local beavers.
2020-12-02 10:21:09 AM  
"I'm Abraham Lincoln, and I approve this headline." -some dildo philosopher
2020-12-02 10:28:56 AM  
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I took this at Arches Natl Park the other day.
2020-12-02 10:32:06 AM  
"Achtung! Mein wiener!"

That was an impressive number of dick synonyms in that article. It had more peens than a hammer factory. More wangs than a Chinese phone book.
2020-12-02 10:37:14 AM  
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2020-12-02 10:44:52 AM  
Unfortunately, with its secretive and unceremonious removal over the weekend, Germany's big dick is now permanently closed.

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Is vagina cave still open?
2020-12-02 10:47:33 AM  
It's merely been transgendered. Nothing to see here ....
2020-12-02 10:48:07 AM Full Size

To be honest I'd let her steal my phallus.
2020-12-02 11:04:30 AM  
So, detachable penis.
2020-12-02 11:37:00 AM  

hardinparamedic: [Fark user image image 240x210]

'Fark handle checks out
2020-12-02 1:28:38 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Not to mention what they're doing to the soil.

You know what, Tyrone? I like you. You're not like all the other people, here, in the trailer park.
2020-12-02 2:49:54 PM  
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