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It's a sacred number!

What is, both the number of Americans who voted for Biden and the number who have had COVID-19?

Fark headline numbers for $400. 74,115,722 people in America hate America. 302 to 232 is such a waxing, man. I love looking at those numbers so much. 3 to the power of 4 motherf$cker

Bigly!

Damn.  That's pretty resounding.

Love 81. It was my number when I played football as a kid.

We have a new total

*drumroll*

MrBallou: 74,115,722 people in America hate America.

Or they hate the rest of us, at any rate.

/Fuq their feelings

But he got straight A's in the Electoral College.  But don't look at the transcripts.

He's just padding his stats now.

Let's try it again but without the voter suppression.

In a row?

Yea, but if you don't count the illegals, the fraud, the mail-ins, or the people who voted for a Democrat, it's like 73 million to 3.

The funny thing about Mail in voting is that it sidesteps the most effective GOP voter suppression tactics, which means this is the true level of voter engagement when there's as little f*ckery as possible.

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: The funny thing about Mail in voting is that it sidesteps the most effective GOP voter suppression tactics, which means this is the true level of voter engagement when there's as little f*ckery as possible.

Why do you think the GOP fought so hard against it? It severely limits their ability to cheat and disenfranchise

It's not going to stop whatabouters and other reprobate filth from constantly greenlighting "why did Biden barely win" stories, when the facts are the Trumpy and his losers got curbstomped.

Also "why won't the left reach out to sponging rurals"

It is only 3 million if you don't count the illegal votes though.

"81 million fake people"

So the dumb dumbs lost by 8 million votes and still think it's unfair that Trump didn't win the EC.

Life has to be hard for folks with that kind of mental acuity.

Yeah, but according to what I've been reading, apparently Biden has to prove that no fraud occurred before he's allowed to be president, so good luck with that!

Walker: "81 million fake people"
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Goddamn I hate that farking picture of him. I hate every picture of him, but that one in particular makes me want to throw my phone through the wall.

I was born in 81.

151: Walker: "81 million fake people"
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Goddamn I hate that farking picture of him. I hate every picture of him, but that one in particular makes me want to throw my phone through the wall.

Well that's why I use it. That's the most smug picture of him I can find.

Biden won the popular vote by 7m and 4%, yet a shift of a fraction of a percent in WI, GA, and AZ would have shifted the election to Trump. Great system we have.

There still needs to be a push to either abolish the EC or expand the House to dilute the Senate's contribution to the number of electors.

MrBallou: 74,115,722 people in America hate America.

They have a completely different idea of what America is all about. And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think. You should be worried.

If you happen to know one, thank a libertarian.  They managed to snatch victory from the GOP in Wisconsin, Nevada, and Georgia.  After you thank them you can resume calling them closeted Republicans again, because that's what they are.

And a few thousand votes the other way in key states would have meant a Trump win. Because America is farked up.

Our politics now is almost completely divided between the type of person you are, not necessary your beliefs. (R)epugnants have long been on this crusade since Nixon to cater to the worst elements of humanity, to use fear and anger to get votes. They followed that up in the 1980s using outright lies and deceit, culminating in the 1990s with a platform that was 80% lies/20% hypocrisy. By 2008 they were the party of uneducated, ignorant, and hate filled who could easily be manipulated into literally anything.

It has come to this, honest, decent, ethical, and moral people just can not stomach the (R)epugnant party. Irony in that atheists find need for morality in a politician more than (R)epugnant voters. Man-baby freed them from all pretenses of having to be decent moral people. In the end we are left with over 70 million of the worst of the worst, the deplorables of society. We just never have seen in history what happens when the deplorables and losers of society gain power, well aside from 1930s Germany....how did that work out?

Nice to see Virginia in the "non battleground" state column. Flipped this place pretty quickly in the last couple decades.

One of those votes is mine.  Not my ideal candidate but it was a very easy vote for me to cast without hesitation or reservation.

And there's still another few hundred thousand absentee ballots left to count in NY

/NY can't run elections for shiat

See... Trump was right again.

Check engine light, Liberace.

whatshisname: MrBallou: 74,115,722 people in America hate America.

They have a completely different idea of what America is all about. And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think. You should be worried.

Out of curiosity what makes Trump supporters "more aligned with the ... constitution" than Biden's?

whatshisname: And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think

Ha ha no.

They "say" that. Doesn't make it so. They rape the 2nd amendment's meaning to further their terrorist fantasies, they care about the 1st only if you're a republican. Right wingers are not "Constitutionalists" by any means. Carrying around a pocket edition to browbeat people with doesn't make it so.

Well, according to Republicans this is a "landslide" a "blowout" and "Joe Biden has been handed a mandate"

mmm...maybe Trump is on to something.  Maybe we should have few more recounts and see if we can bump that number up to 82 million votes for Biden.

When was the last time a sitting president lost the popular vote by 8 million?

Hyperbolic Hyperbole: The funny thing about Mail in voting is that it sidesteps the most effective GOP voter suppression tactics, which means this is the true level of voter engagement when there's as little f*ckery as possible.

Not in Texas, where you can only vote by mail if you're 65 or over, or will be out of your county on election day.

\and then there was the bullshiat move of only having one dropoff box per county, no matter how big the county is

flamark: whatshisname: MrBallou: 74,115,722 people in America hate America.

They have a completely different idea of what America is all about. And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think. You should be worried.

Out of curiosity what makes Trump supporters "more aligned with the ... constitution" than Biden's?

I didn't say more aligned than Biden's. But your constitution was written in times when current conservative values would seem positively revolutionary. It hasn't been substantially updated in a while. And your governments like to apply old ideas to modern problems.

flamark: whatshisname: MrBallou: 74,115,722 people in America hate America.

They have a completely different idea of what America is all about. And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think. You should be worried.

Out of curiosity what makes Trump supporters "more aligned with the ... constitution" than Biden's?

They want to go back to when minorities and women had no rights, just like the Founders intended.

Nevermind...  Carter lost to Reagan by 8.42 million votes.

Mouren: Nice to see Virginia in the "non battleground" state column. Flipped this place pretty quickly in the last couple decades.

I moved here December 2001. So... Your Welcome?

I'm in the sticks. So many Trump flags still flying. Still a lot of work to do.

neongoats: whatshisname: And one that's more closely aligned with your sacred constitution than you might think

Ha ha no.

They "say" that. Doesn't make it so. They rape the 2nd amendment's meaning to further their terrorist fantasies, they care about the 1st only if you're a republican. Right wingers are not "Constitutionalists" by any means. Carrying around a pocket edition to browbeat people with doesn't make it so.

I think it's more that they're in line with 18th-century values.

Harry Freakstorm: But he got straight A's in the Electoral College.  But don't look at the transcripts.

his electoral college numbers are still being audited so he can't release them yet.

wage0048: Nevermind...  Carter lost to Reagan by 8.42 million votes.

The biggest blowout was Reagan vs Mondale, when Reagan won every state but one.

\it's still funny that people think the popular vote has any meaning.

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