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(Daily Star)   Lad meets gran. Gran meets lad. They fall in love. Get married. Set up OnlyFans account. It's a tale as old as time (possible nsfw content on page)   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
    More: CSB, Marriage, Gary Hardwick, happy couple, 23-year-old lad, wedding night, unhappy relationship, 76-year-old wife, Wedding  
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2020-12-02 9:57:15 AM  
33 votes:
OnlyGrans
 
2020-12-02 5:12:56 AM  
24 votes:
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2020-12-02 10:07:48 AM  
18 votes:
Alternate headline;
"Sad and pathetic hipster finally gets laid."

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"Yeah, younger women are just so mainstream."
 
2020-12-02 10:00:33 AM  
15 votes:
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2020-12-02 7:09:28 AM  
15 votes:
They should be on Only Only Only Only Only Fans aka OOOOF
 
2020-12-02 10:08:32 AM  
11 votes:
Q: What is it like when you go down on your wife?
A: Depends
 
2020-12-02 10:02:28 AM  
11 votes:
Coming Soon:

The Curious Case of Benjamin Buttman
 
2020-12-02 10:39:13 AM  
10 votes:

KRSESQ: I recall a Ray Bradbury story along these lines.


This one?
Fuck Me, Ray Bradbury - Rachel Bloom
Youtube e1IxOS4VzKM
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 9:59:01 AM  
10 votes:

Wave Of Anal Fury: 151: (she's legal in Arkansas fwiw)

FTFY


Cool. Also Michigan, where I live. But good to know you're aware of the age of consent in arkansas. That's facts you clearly need to know. With your username and all.
 
2020-12-02 12:12:43 PM  
9 votes:
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151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 10:38:42 AM  
9 votes:

KRSESQ: I recall a Ray Bradbury story along these lines.


She's not even close to 451 years old
 
2020-12-02 10:11:57 AM  
9 votes:

Laobaojun: Alternate headline;
"Sad and pathetic hipster finally gets laid."

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"Yeah, younger women are just so mainstream."


he was into older women before they got moist.
 
2020-12-02 9:56:03 AM  
9 votes:

151: (she's legal in Arkansas fwiw)


FTFY
 
2020-12-02 10:10:04 AM  
6 votes:

151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)


Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 9:59:58 AM  
6 votes:
38/21 before this shiat gets outta control
 
2020-12-02 9:56:42 AM  
6 votes:
Good for them, I guess.

I mean, I'm getting up there in years and if I were to get in a similar relationship when I'm 71 that means my partner is currently in diapers, and I probably will be by the time she's 17. I can't imagine doing that, but who knows, maybe I'll be much more broken then than now.
 
2020-12-02 9:52:17 AM  
6 votes:

wademh: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 300x168]
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I was gonna say, the reboot sucks.
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 10:12:15 AM  
5 votes:

Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.


Yeah. I was bragging. That's The takeaway. If I was bragging I'd... Ya know... Have better shiat to say.
 
2020-12-02 10:08:33 AM  
5 votes:
I guess pus from bed sores could be confused with vaginal moistness.

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2020-12-02 10:00:50 AM  
5 votes:
 
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Approves
 
2020-12-02 11:37:48 AM  
4 votes:

bababa: You notice the man looks much older than 23. One seems to gradually age towards the age of one's partner.


You're only as old as the women you feel.
 
2020-12-02 11:00:32 AM  
4 votes:
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2020-12-02 10:24:44 AM  
4 votes:
I've seen this movie already.

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151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 9:52:25 AM  
4 votes:

sithon: Gross


Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)
 
2020-12-02 4:38:04 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-12-02 10:40:54 AM  
3 votes:

mchaboud: 151: Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.

Yeah. I was bragging. That's The takeaway. If I was bragging I'd... Ya know... Have better shiat to say.

No, I'm with you.... 71 year olds should stick to 18 and up...



Speaking as a 71-er, I totally agree.
 
2020-12-02 10:18:33 AM  
3 votes:

Yellow Beard: Meh, as long as he knocked the spiders and dust out of it first, who cares.


That's what I said about Subby's mom!

...but then the cops told me climb down off the coffin and let them finish the funeral...
 
2020-12-02 10:03:46 AM  
3 votes:
Like Twilight but less sparkly.
 
2020-12-02 10:01:41 AM  
3 votes:
Meh, as long as he knocked the spiders and dust out of it first, who cares.
 
2020-12-02 4:37:55 PM  
2 votes:

xiakc: Igor Jakovsky: [Fark user image 425x632]

With all the free porn out there, why would anyone pay for it at all?

/if it was kate upton, i would understand


Why would Kate Upton need to pay for porn?
 
2020-12-02 11:16:04 AM  
2 votes:
To be fair, people saw this coming when the law was changed to allow turtles and gay platypi to get married. Slippery slope and all that.
 
2020-12-02 10:39:09 AM  
2 votes:
50/19, now that this shiat is outta control.
 
2020-12-02 10:27:28 AM  
2 votes:

wademh: [encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com image 300x168]
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2020-12-02 10:22:11 AM  
2 votes:

Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.


38/21 isn't *almost half* one's age.


38/18 is.


Obviously, he needs to dump that relic.  She's clearly too mature for him.
 
2020-12-02 10:19:12 AM  
2 votes:
Each to his own. At least he doesn't have to worry about getting her pregnant.
 
2020-12-02 10:16:24 AM  
2 votes:
I can't stand being around people half my age, and I'm only 40. And people half my age have waaaay fewer stuffed animals than I do.
 
2020-12-02 10:10:55 AM  
2 votes:
Don't care, had sex.
 
2020-12-02 10:07:06 AM  
2 votes:
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It is only 9am CST. I may have already had enough internet for today.
 
2020-12-02 10:03:17 AM  
2 votes:
You know that weird feeling you get walking on a lawn after a big rainstorm, and the grass does that waterbed undulation thing? It's like that here.
 
2020-12-02 2:44:40 PM  
1 vote:

undernova: [snip]


Check out the relationship nazi. Observe him clucking his tongue in disapproval of others' lifestyles from the comfort of his mother's basement.
 
2020-12-02 2:16:36 PM  
1 vote:

151: undernova: 151: undernova: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Lol. If she's half your age and legal, you're just paying for sex with goods and services.

/more power to you
//but better you than me

Thank you for your assessment, doctor.

What's that? You DON'T have letters after your name?! My goodness I've been robbed.

Don't need much education to know that what you're doing won't end well - but then, I'm not the one trying to correlate educational accomplishments with laughing at someone who felt like admitting their indiscretions on a discussion site.

You do you, or her, or whatever. It's America. Just don't pretend it's normal or healthy to play mommy and daddy with someone you're more than old enough to have made.

Fun fact, my oldest biological child was born 3/13/01. She was born 3/3/99.

Give me more advice please.


I'll repeat: better you than me. I'm sure the spiritual/physical connection you experience with someone who wasn't old enough to be in preschool when you established your Fark account works for you, specifically.
 
2020-12-02 12:01:06 PM  
1 vote:
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So much for eating lunch today........
 
2020-12-02 11:40:30 AM  
1 vote:

151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)


Lol. If she's half your age and legal, you're just paying for sex with goods and services.

/more power to you
//but better you than me
 
2020-12-02 11:25:45 AM  
1 vote:

GRCooper: Good for them, I guess.

I mean, I'm getting up there in years and if I were to get in a similar relationship when I'm 71 that means my partner is currently in diapers, and I probably will be by the time she's 17. I can't imagine doing that, but who knows, maybe I'll be much more broken then than now.


Fingers crossed, man, fingers crossed.
 
2020-12-02 11:14:04 AM  
1 vote:

151: Fear the Clam: 151: sithon: Gross

Yeah, but what if you were 71, banging a 17 year old? It'd be super gross right?

Yes. Yes it would. And I say this as a man dating someone almost half my age (she's legal fwiw)

Well the important thing is that you managed to tell everyone that you're dating someone almost half your age.

Yeah. I was bragging. That's The takeaway. If I was bragging I'd... Ya know... Have better shiat to say.


It's a huge shocker that nobody your age wants to put up with you.
 
2020-12-02 10:54:36 AM  
1 vote:
your glossing over the part were they meet at her sons funeral.
 
2020-12-02 10:25:37 AM  
1 vote:

151: sinko swimo: 151: 38/21 before this shiat gets outta control

good god will you get over yourself. no one on the internet cares if you're getting some trim, or if that trim is attracted to your fat old arse because you toss money around like a drunk sailor. i really hope your life outlook improves some day.

I was defending myself more than bragging, but sure, go for that angle.


It's the accurate angle.   You only had to "defend" yourself because you were attempting to brag about buying it in the first place
 
151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 10:24:09 AM  
1 vote:
Welp, I tried. Pile on, Fark brigade.
 
2020-12-02 10:23:43 AM  
1 vote:

Marcos P: OnlyGrans


Comment of the year
 
2020-12-02 10:23:07 AM  
1 vote:

Laobaojun: Alternate headline;
"Sad and pathetic hipster finally gets laid."

[i2-prod.dailystar.co.uk image 615x805]

"Yeah, younger women are just so mainstream."


She's just aged normally, but him?

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151 [OhFark]
2020-12-02 10:07:35 AM  
1 vote:

sinko swimo: 151: 38/21 before this shiat gets outta control

good god will you get over yourself. no one on the internet cares if you're getting some trim, or if that trim is attracted to your fat old arse because you toss money around like a drunk sailor. i really hope your life outlook improves some day.


I was defending myself more than bragging, but sure, go for that angle.
 
2020-12-02 10:06:20 AM  
1 vote:

151: 38/21 before this shiat gets outta control


good god will you get over yourself. no one on the internet cares if you're getting some trim, or if that trim is attracted to your fat old arse because you toss money around like a drunk sailor. i really hope your life outlook improves some day.
 
2020-12-02 10:00:13 AM  
1 vote:
So, Harold and Maude with Sports?
 
2020-12-02 10:00:04 AM  
1 vote:
It's their lives, they're free to live them as they wish.

Why should I care?  In fact why should anyone other than them care?
 
WGJ [TotalFark]
2020-12-02 9:55:21 AM  
1 vote:
Should have a not safe for lunch warning in the headline.
 
2020-12-02 5:48:30 AM  
1 vote:
Gross
 
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